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Shraddha

@lashy

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Posted: 11 years ago

#31

Originally posted by: sun29
🤣🤣
wheezing hissing 🤣🤣

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Shraddha

@lashy

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Posted: 11 years ago

#32

Originally posted by: smile.sara
😳 😕
shradha 🤗

Kyaa hoi gawaa Sara..😆 perplexed by the tracks...

koi gal nahi 🤗🤗 gale lag jaa instead!

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Soumya

@baubles

Dazzler

Posted: 11 years ago

#33

Originally posted by: lashy
Jalal - Anyone has any woman related problems? Then, come hither!
If child marriage is an issue in the the kingdom, I will divorce my first wife to prove a point.
Any other ablaa naaris and vishkanya-accused ladies in Kingdom, I will marry you to give you protection - because as it stands, I don't have enough wife issues in the harem and plenty of hair on my head!
BUT...and a very very Big but...Just make sure you can maalish well because, I love tarah tarah ke tel maalish! 😛

And oh yes - everyday anthem - Hamaare pass dil nahi hai

CLIMAX - Dath Teri...I have 4 pairs and 6 pairs of eyes, but I know not of the shit storm that is about to hit me from all directions...
Really seems to be the case...too much tel maalish from different begums and a round of blasting from them isn't doing him or his brains much good😆

Jodha - Krishna Rama Meera Ambe Maaa...please help me solve this eternal mystery of why I'm so jealous of Ben.. Please rakshaa my shehenshah...please make me a better Nancy Drew...please advice me how I should NOT confront the culprits with all proof and rather use better means to solve these endless Agra mysteries because Atgah Khan only knows to nod his head! Please advice if I should give the Shehenshah one whack on his head...in Amer, Dadisa used to say that doing so with a belan generally helps bring back the upstairs property...maybe, I should try it on the shehenshah too,...Chaahe iske liye shehenshah hamaare praan bhi na le le!😭

And oh yes - everyday anthem - Chaahe hi ham Shehenshah ko pati nahi maante, unke liye vrat rakhenge, unki flirtatious vyawahaar se jalenge , aur ham unhe kuch hone nahi denge!😭

CLIMAX - I wanted to keep him away from this female ...and shehenshah is agreeing to this wedding...Lord Shiva, I am utterly utterly disappointed ...will have to try a new deity now...😭
I knew this would happen..she should have started with Ganpati bappa, she can try that now..maybe he can help😛 And ya, belan is not enough to whack him on his head..his hair is growing thick you see..an iron rod might work😆

Benazir - Hamein ... wheezing... aaj... wheezing... shehenshah... hissing... ko... wheezing... dasna... wheezing... hai!
Hamein ... wheezing... aaj... wheezing... shehenshah... hissing... ko... wheezing...dasna ... wheezing...hai!

Everyday anthem - Hamein ... wheezing.. aaj... wheezing... shehenshah... hissing... ko... wheezing... dasnaa... wheezing...hai!

CLIMAX - arre I was making plans to run away from Agra, shehenshah ko sahi salaamat chodkar...then, why is Ruqaiyya Begum stopping me and getting me married to her husband? 😆
This is the best..epic🤣 Next she'l be eating snakes alive...I've started feeling bad for snakes since they started dying biting her😆

Ruqaiyya - I rule your mind shehenshah, because currently I have none...bachon...this is what happens with excessive opium consumption...anyway, lemme tick my checklist -
Dimaag hukumat line
Hukkah
Audha line
Jodha taunting
Jalal taunting
Mallia-e-Hind
Jalal Jodha taunting
Audha line (just making doubly sure!)

Everyday anthem - refer to the above list

CLIMAX - Damn! I was about to get my husband married again...but went horribly wrong with the choice this time around...better double check before I do something so hasty next time...or I'll be in serious risk of losing my title!
This lady should simply keep quiet and continue consuming opium, heroin or whatever, she's not making sense anyway! Next, she'l be getting every distressed woman who set foot in Agra to marry Jalal🥱

Lastly, I sooo love you for this post!! It was a treat reading it 🤣🤗

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Shraddha

@lashy

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Posted: 11 years ago

#34

Originally posted by: sunshine_sun
hilarious 🤣

Thanks😛

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Sandhya.A

@Sandhya.A

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Posted: 11 years ago

#35

Lashy dearest, first of all huggies to you.

Deliberately skipped the episode today as I was in no mood for dumbo shahenshah

You made my day with this post. Luuurrrvvved it🤣

If I may add:

Shaahi matrimonials: Anyone can apply for the post of Shaahi begum.

Age no bar (aunties jaisi bhi ho sakthi hai)

Community no bar (can be shehzaadi or baandhi)

Species no bar (not necessarily full human being.Cross bhi chalega)

Position no bar (can also be enemy's sweetheart)

Profession no bar(can also be ...well dancers.just anyone)

Jodha Begum : I will cry, suffer, plead, request, even curb and forget my unmatched oratory skills, keep vrat do pooja and fight it out to save my pati dev, but if he as much as place a finger on me I will scream 'bloody murder, ashobhaniya vyavahaar, vaasna poorthi, stree ke liye laalsa '

Lashy, you have left out the famous bathtub and shatranj ki baazi for Ruqaiya

Edited by Sandhya.A - 11 years ago

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MaddyO

@MaddyO

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Posted: 11 years ago

#36

Lashy hilarious post

The nuttier the CVs get the better the humor here gets😊

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Shraddha

@lashy

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Posted: 11 years ago

#37

@ Bobby

Dear Lashy, your post was hilarious. I could not stop my laughter. Even if you made us laugh, I can understand how much bad you are feeling for this episode.

Tell me about it!

All my hopes came crashing down 😭. How unfortunate that Jalal has no clue about Ben being a spy. I had lot of expectation on Jalal and completely believed that he knew Ben is a spy (even if he did not know Ben is a VishKanya).

Same here...

I had even claimed in one of posts I made in Shyamala Aunty's thread that I have full faith in Jalal and I am ready to take the risk of being called as fool, but am going to continue to believe that Jalal is completely aware of Ben being a spy.

I didn't trust that Jalal knew all this...but was still clinging on to hope somewhere..after all, can't forget the tasneem track dokha can i?😭

Even after all this, for me there were still some good elements in today's episode because of which I was able to come out of the depression. I liked Jodha for her persistence and for the courage that she showed when no one was believing her. As she said in yesterday's episode she is not at all bothered about her "maan" now and only worried about Jalal's "pran". How adorable she was. She was waiting out in cold whole of the night to meet Jalal so that she can caution him. I was also happy that Jalal listened to her and called DEK and at least made sure that he checked on what Jodha said. He did not dismiss Jodha's word out-rightly.

Thank God for small mercies, eh?

Rukayya, what's wrong with you? Is marrying only way to keep somebody "Mehfooz"? Then what about all Bandi's in Jalal's Harem. Aren't they safe enough? Rukayya is totally over the top in precap. Why suddenly she is feeling so much for a Kaneez, when she never bothered about Moti getting punished for no fault of hers? Why Rukayya is showing this badappan suddenly? May be Jodha influenced her. By listening to Jodha's Bhashan's on all being equal, Rukayya probably is now trying to show she is also Mahaan.

Her points here made as little logic as Jalal's made during the tasneem issue...i'm very disheartened overall..

btw, is your name Bobby?😳

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Shraddha

@lashy

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Posted: 11 years ago

#38

Originally posted by: ngayou
🤣 Lashy . Comedy Nights with Jodha Akbar, how about this for a title 😉. But on a serious note, I think Ruq urging Jalal to nikaah Ben for her mehfooz bla bla might be bcos of MA s instigation. 😕

Hadn't Ritu started a comedy nights post some time ago?😆

I think even she gave up😕

Thanks gayatri 😳

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Shraddha

@lashy

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Posted: 11 years ago

#39

Originally posted by: adianasr
Btw lashy and all others, pls look at Benny baby in promo and precap. She looks as if she has been attacked and wounded. Seems like MA's chaal once again perhaps with Ruqu in on it or perhaps not we will knw only kal. And definitely the Emperor has taken no decision impulsively. There is more to the whole kaand than what we are being shown!!!

How could you be so optimistic still Adiana