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Shraddha

@lashy

Trailblazer

+ 4

Posted: 11 years ago

Jalal - Anyone has any woman related problems? Then, come hither!

If child marriage is an issue in the the kingdom, I will divorce my first wife to prove a point.

Any other ablaa naaris and vishkanya-accused ladies in Kingdom, I will marry you to give you protection - because as it stands, I don't have enough wife issues in the harem and plenty of hair on my head!

BUT...and a very very Big but...Just make sure you can maalish well because, I love tarah tarah ke tel maalish! 😛

And oh yes - everyday anthem - Hamaare pass dil nahi hai

CLIMAX - Dath Teri...I have 4 pairs and 6 pairs of eyes, but I know not of the shit storm that is about to hit me from all directions...

Jodha - Krishna Rama Meera Ambe Maaa...please help me solve this eternal mystery of why I'm so jealous of Ben.. Please rakshaa my shehenshah...please make me a better Nancy Drew...please advice me how I should NOT confront the culprits with all proof and rather use better means to solve these endless Agra mysteries because Atgah Khan only knows to nod his head! Please advice if I should give the Shehenshah one whack on his head...in Amer, Dadisa used to say that doing so with a belan generally helps bring back the upstairs property...maybe, I should try it on the shehenshah too,...Chaahe iske liye shehenshah hamaare praan bhi na le le!😭

And oh yes - everyday anthem - Chaahe hi ham Shehenshah ko pati nahi maante, unke liye vrat rakhenge, unki flirtatious vyawahaar se jalenge , aur ham unhe kuch hone nahi denge!😭

CLIMAX - I wanted to keep him away from this female ...and shehenshah is agreeing to this wedding...Lord Shiva, I am utterly utterly disappointed ...will have to try a new deity now...😭

Benazir - Hamein ... wheezing... aaj... wheezing... shehenshah... hissing... ko... wheezing... dasna... wheezing... hai!

Hamein ... wheezing... aaj... wheezing... shehenshah... hissing... ko... wheezing...dasna ... wheezing...hai!

Everyday anthem - Hamein ... wheezing.. aaj... wheezing... shehenshah... hissing... ko... wheezing... dasnaa... wheezing...hai!

CLIMAX - arre I was making plans to run away from Agra, shehenshah ko sahi salaamat chodkar...then, why is Ruqaiyya Begum stopping me and getting me married to her husband? 😆

Ruqaiyya - I rule your mind shehenshah, because currently I have none...bachon...this is what happens with excessive opium consumption...anyway, lemme tick my checklist -

Dimaag hukumat line

Hukkah

Audha line

Jodha taunting

Jalal taunting

Mallia-e-Hind

Jalal Jodha taunting

Audha line (just making doubly sure!)

Everyday anthem - refer to the above list

CLIMAX - Damn! I was about to get my husband married again...but went horribly wrong with the choice this time around...better double check before I do something so hasty next time...or I'll be in serious risk of losing my title!

Edited by lashy - 11 years ago

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TheIronLady

@TheIronLady

Voyager

+ 2

Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: lashy

Benazir - Hamein ... wheezing... aaj... wheezing... shehenshah... hissing... ko... wheezing... dasna... wheezing... hai!
Hamein ... wheezing... aaj... wheezing... shehenshah... hissing... ko... wheezing...dasna ... wheezing...hai!

Everyday anthem - Hamein ... wheezing.. aaj... wheezing... shehenshah... hissing... ko... wheezing... dasnaa... wheezing...hai!

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I just logged in and what I get to see? This wheezing and hissing.😆

I love you for this.😆

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divyavm

@divyavm

Sparkler

Posted: 11 years ago

This is hilarious and a great way to cope with today's episode and this track. I coped with what positives I was able to find from the episode.

Awesome post once again 🤣

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autumngal95

@autumngal95

Beginner

Posted: 11 years ago

HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA . Ruqaiya should be jailed for her shitty ideas.But that shouldn't be to much of a problem as long as she
Has her hookah. Too bad there aren't any guidance counsellors in Agra, im sure thats what Jalal really needs right now.

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Shraddha

@lashy

Trailblazer

+ 4

Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: Autumn_Rose
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Look who's here 😛

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meghanajain

@meghanajain

Voyager

Posted: 11 years ago

OMG, hilarious post Lashy. I thoroughly enjoyed reading it, the best one is Jalal!

CLIMAX - Dath Teri...I have 4 pairs and 6 pairs of eyes, but I know not of the shit storm that is about to hit me from all directions...

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Tabassum

@Arieltabi

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 11 years ago

Oh lashy after watching the promo at noon. I didn't want to watch the epi. But did watch it. I just saw the first scene of Akdha then I keep changing chanel in every two. I m really fed up with this ben drama.
About the promo and precap. The cvs have completely lost it. Think about that era. I m sure every king had dancers/baijis in their mahal. This baijis/dancers /Dasis were for the kings. Society never gave any respect to this womans. They never got married. They spend their whole life in mahals to entertain kings to work for them. I have heard stories a king falling in love with dancers but never heard that any of the kings married any dancers. Jalal marrying Ben to protect her izzat. Is total crap. The cvs have lost it. I want to kill them. 😡