Jalal - Anyone has any woman related problems? Then, come hither!If child marriage is an issue in the the kingdom, I will divorce my first wife to prove a point.👏Any other ablaa naaris and ""vishkanya-😆🤣accused"" ladies in Kingdom, I will marry you to give you protection😡 - because as it stands, I don't have enough wife🤣 issues in the harem and plenty of hair on my head🤪!BUT...and a very very Big but...Just make sure you can maalish well because, I😆 love tarah tarah ke tel maalish! 😛And oh yes - everyday anthem - Hamaare🤣 pass🤣 dil nahi haiCLIMAX - Dath Teri...I have 4 pairs and 6 pairs of eyes🤣, but I know not of the shit storm that is about to hit me from all directions...
OMG...WHAT IS THIS...??😆?...LET ME STOP FOR FEW MINUTES...😆Jodha - Krishna Rama Meera Ambe Maaa...please help me solve this eternal mystery of why I'm so jealous of Ben.. Please rakshaa my shehenshah...please make me a better Nancy Drew😕...please advice me how I should "NOT"😆 confront the culprits with all proof and rather use better means to solve these endless Agra mysteries because Atgah Khan only knows to nod his head! Please advice if I should give the Shehenshah one whack on his head...in Amer, Dadisa used to say that doing so with a belan "generally"(NOT ALWAYS.?😆.) helps bring back the upstairs property...maybe, I should try it on the shehenshah too,...Chaahe iske liye shehenshah hamaare praan bhi na le le!😭
And oh yes - everyday anthem - Chaahe hi ham Shehenshah ko pati nahi maante, unke liye vrat rakhenge, unki flirtatious vyawahaar se jalenge , aur ham unhe kuch hone nahi denge!😭CLIMAX - I wanted to keep him away from this female ...and shehenshah is agreeing to this wedding...Lord Shiva, I am utterly utterly disappointed ...will have to try a new deity now...😭Benazir - Hamein ... wheezing... aaj... wheezing... shehenshah... hissing... ko... wheezing... dasna... wheezing... hai!Hamein ... wheezing... aaj... wheezing... shehenshah... hissing... ko... wheezing...dasna ... wheezing...hai!🤣 (IS THIS A FUN POST..??..)Everyday anthem - Hamein ... wheezing.. aaj... wheezing... shehenshah... hissing... ko... wheezing... dasnaa... wheezing...hai!CLIMAX - arre I was making plans to run away from Agra, shehenshah ko sahi salaamat chodkar...then, why is Ruqaiyya Begum stopping me and getting me married to her husband? 😆Ruqaiyya - I rule your mind shehenshah, because currently I have none...bachon...this is what happens with excessive opium consumption...anyway, lemme tick my checklist -Dimaag hukumat line🥱Hukkah🥱😆Audha line🥱😕😡Jodha taunting🥱Jalal taunting 🥱Mallia-e-Hind🥱Jalal Jodha taunting🥱Audha line (just making doubly sure!)🥱Everyday anthem - refer to the above listCLIMAX - Damn! "I was about to get my husband married again"(IS THIS A SATIRE..?😆?...)...but went horribly wrong with the choice this time around...better double check before I do something so hasty next time...or I'll be in serious risk of losing my title!
ok..
Let me do the post-mortem...😳...Check my points in BLACK BOLD...😆.....
AGAIN, WAS THIS A FUN POST.??.😳...
IF YES, AWESOME...😊
IF NO, KOI BAAT NAHI...I ENJOYED A LOT...😆