Bada Hakim, Chota Hakim and the Hakimlette! - Page 4

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Posted: 11 years ago
#31
😆😆 loved it.

abt ur Chhota Hakim, he is still not safe, i hope. who made him a Royal Hakim? Jalal should look into the matter. atleast for himself, he should appoint Jodha Begum as HIS PERSONAL ROYAL HAKIM 😉
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Amazing post mansi ... the only thing left to do is to give these hakim's medals ...

For the running n reaching agra ( Mugalia sultanate olympic medal) goes to bada hakim...

N in the fine art of hakimery , jodha begum has won the gold , followed by her tutor bada hakim who is up for silver n chota hakim has yet to learn cat-treatment course , so he gets to have a bronze for covering shenshah's body ( he did not allow us to drool) 😡😡😡.

Jaya , your comments have opened my gutter mind .

Wat if jodha hears impotent ... oops , she would start doubting ruqaiya then , how come she got pregoo ... or else would go to hamida bano n say :

" hamare mann pe ek baba bojh hai ammi jaan , is tiger wala ( mohan wale ) hadse mein shenshah ki utha patak se shayad humne unhe permanently damage kar diya hai , ab kya hoga ammi jaan agra ko waaris kaise milega""


I do not know how hamida would react to it ...


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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: ginco


Amazing post mansi ... the only thing left to do is to give these hakim's medals ...

For the running n reaching agra ( Mugalia sultanate olympic medal) goes to bada hakim...

N in the fine art of hakimery , jodha begum has won the gold , followed by her tutor bada hakim who is up for silver n chota hakim has yet to learn cat-treatment course , so he gets to have a bronze for covering shenshah's body ( he did not allow us to drool) 😡😡😡.

Jaya , your comments have opened my gutter mind .

Wat if jodha hears impotent ... oops , she would start doubting ruqaiya then , how come she got pregoo ... or else would go to hamida bano n say :

" hamare mann pe ek baba bojh hai ammi jaan , is tiger wala ( mohan wale ) hadse mein shenshah ki utha patak se shayad humne unhe permanently damage kar diya hai , ab kya hoga ammi jaan agra ko waaris kaise milega""


I do not know how hamida would react to it ...


Kashi, forget giving medals to the hakims. You me, Jaya and everyone else with the "gutter mind" should get a Nobel Prize jointly for being so worried on the state of Jalal's "you-know-what"!🤣
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Posted: 11 years ago
#34

Originally posted by: ginco


Amazing post mansi ... the only thing left to do is to give these hakim's medals ...

For the running n reaching agra ( Mugalia sultanate olympic medal) goes to bada hakim...

N in the fine art of hakimery , jodha begum has won the gold , followed by her tutor bada hakim who is up for silver n chota hakim has yet to learn cat-treatment course , so he gets to have a bronze for covering shenshah's body ( he did not allow us to drool) 😡😡😡.

Jaya , your comments have opened my gutter mind .

Wat if jodha hears impotent ... oops , she would start doubting ruqaiya then , how come she got pregoo ... or else would go to hamida bano n say :

" hamare mann pe ek baba bojh hai ammi jaan , is tiger wala ( mohan wale ) hadse mein shenshah ki utha patak se shayad humne unhe permanently damage kar diya hai , ab kya hoga ammi jaan agra ko waaris kaise milega""


I do not know how hamida would react to it ...


May be then, even though she didn't want to accept that Shehashah had infact "uske sath Ashobhiyan Acharan kiya us rath when he saved her from Snake. She didn't want to share it with the IF as she knew, all will have heart attack even before she declare her promotion from Begum to Mom.
So hamidha Bhanu willbeam with pride that only her daughter Jodha could bear the "vaarees of
Mughal Sultanate.
Dont ask me what will Ruqaiya do to Jalal.
jaya
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Posted: 11 years ago
#35

Originally posted by: deejagi

May be then, even though she didn't want to accept that Shehashah had infact "uske sath Ashobhiyan Acharan kiya us rath when he saved her from Snake. She didn't want to share it with the IF as she knew, all will have heart attack even before she declare her promotion from Begum to Mom.
So hamidha Bhanu willbeam with pride that only her daughter Jodha could bear the "vaarees of
Mughal Sultanate.
Dont ask me what will Ruqaiya do to Jalal.
jaya

Jaya, maybe Jodha had a word with the tiger before Jalal had that fight with the tiger:
"Tiger Ji, Mohan Ji, aap unke "usko" bite mat keejiye . Mein pati ka naam nahi le sakthi aur unke "uska" ka naam bhi nahin leh sakthi. Lekin, I think you know what I mean Tiger Mohan ji?"
Edited by skanda12 - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
#36

Originally posted by: skanda12

Jaya, maybe Jodha had a word with the tiger before Jalal had that fight with the tiger:
"Tiger Ji, Mohan Ji, aap unke "usko" bite mat keejiye . Mein pati ka naam nahi le sakthi aur unke "uska" ka naam bhi nahin leh sakthi. Lekin, I think you know what I mean Tiger Mohan ji?"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 sorry yaar, I can't laugh anymore. My jaws are paining now.
Jaya
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Posted: 11 years ago
#37
My dear Mansi,

Though somewhat late for this party, I have got here at last, to thank you most fervently for this wickedly and relentlessly funny piece, which was, after I had finished satirising at length in my own post on this episode, a further antidote to the flood of sweet molasses engulfing the forum and threatening to become a regular occurrence. I have no desire to become diabetic, and there is only so much I can do on my own, so such unexpected assistance is most welcome!

Instead of trying to flag the parts I liked best - there would be too many of them - I will pick my favourite passage, of course apart from lepless and helpless.

It is to Chota Hakim (Local wala)'s credit that he was then able to accurately put a date and time on the prospective departure of the Shahenshah to heaven, thus giving everybody time to pray a little more, for Salima and gang to have dinner followed by poison, and for Hamida to order and take the Hakimlette to safer quarters.

Shyamala


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Posted: 11 years ago
#38
🤣🤣 Fabulous. Loved it. Three Hakims is such a nice story. 😭 ankhon mein ansoo age padkar. 👍🏼
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Posted: 11 years ago
#39
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
This is beyond Hilarious ! 🤣 🤣 Fell off the couch laughing !
Well done 👍🏼⭐️
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Posted: 11 years ago
#40

Originally posted by: Mallika-E-Bhais

I know!! When everyone from Jodha to the daasis had weepy faces, I couldn't stop laughing at that ridiculous Om Jai Jagdish song 🤣


I couldn't help thinking, Sharma cannot lip sync.

On a serious note, when the director noticed this, he or she could have told Sharma to close her eyes, fold her hands and not lip sync at all - that could have made the scene slightly less ridiculous.

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