Sorry this is delayed guys...I went to my friend's wedding garba last night & was in a totalllly different world...one a lot better & satisfying than JJKN! 😕 And it may not be as humorous either since I spent most of my time tying to stop shuddering @ the sight of PERVERTlal. So. Thursday's episode. Is there something wrong with me or do all of you feel like a fog is covering your brain b/w 9:30PM & 10:00PM? 🤢
1) JassiCeha's new career is that of a doctor...a bad one, @ that. Upon finding Rahul, she immediately needed the first-aid kit. Smart thinking. But then, upon returning to the school, little Rahul has nothing on his knee. NOT so smart thinking. All I ask for is some consistency, that's all. I mean, seriously Jassi! That poor little baby's cut could have gotten infected with all the crap that lies in that jungle that you took the kids to! Then PERVMAN would have had a field day with you! 🤢
2) JO-ke is a sadist who is mean to children. Way to send a little boy off into the wilderness by a lake to sail his PAPER boat!!! You could have at least GONE with the boy! Granted, you wanted to see Neha Ma'am flip the hell out when she found out that she lost a child, but poor Rahul. (I'm sorry, if you haven't noticed, I was/am very partial to little Rahul...I think he's ADORABLE! ❤️) Besides, I'm sure JassiCeha would have been more perplexed if you did her, and all of us, a favor & lost yourself...then @ least she may have the brains to wonder what you're up to...actually, probably not...right now she has 4 villains on her case & she's skipping merrily through the forest with Piano Man.
3) NOSTALGIA: All I can say to Armaan & his memories is AWWWWWWWWWWW. I lovedddd the old scenes...so cute...& with the old Jassi too, not even Jessica. He was so cute that I wanted to reach into the idiot box & hug him and his little broken heart. 😭 Mannn, why does JassiCeha get to be the lucky one who has selective amnesia!? She doesn't remember ANYTHING or ANYONE...with respects to this show, I wish we had the same fortune...ahhh, imagine guys, selective amnesia where we only remember everything up to August 3rd, 2005 & nothing after...<SIGH>...but oh well...thank goodness for flashbacks @ least...it saves my poor thumb the trouble of hitting rewind, play, rewind, play, rewind, play on all of my old tapes. Thank you Ghatiya Katiya...my thumb loves you...but that's the only thing on Earth that does! 😊
4) Seems like Neha Ji is quite the colorful widow. She's like a living, breathing rainbow going through the entire spectrum. White, green, blue, pink...pretty soon she'll have on Mallika's Sesame Street reject, indecipherable, incomprehensible sari on & PERVERTlal will be even more enthusiastic to get on her bones. Ewww. 🤔
5) NEWEST COUPLE: I love how PERVMAN & Khatra Khatri had a little love scene. Oh, you guys didn't see it? C'monnn, who could miss the twice as gross looks that they gave one another when PERV bumped into KK as he was getting JassiCeha to sign the document? I saw little flying knives & daggers around their heads with devilish Cupids flying around & the "PSYCHO" theme as their romantic background. So sweet. KK can make more dhoklas for her man as he finally ends up jumping on JO-ke. 😕
6) I'm getting a little concerned about Khatra Khatri's interest in JassiCeha to be quite honest. I mean, we all know why PERVERTlal's interested...he just needs to get some. But KK? I hope her reasoning isn't the same!!! Can you imagine how much MORE messed up JO-ke would become!? 😲
7) Looks like St. Lawrence's is a place for tattletale teachers & sweetie-pie students. KK & PERVMAN were just jumping out of their seats to tell Father Rodericks what happened in the jungle with Rahul. I was too blindsighted by Father Rodericks squirrel to notice what happened...oh, you missed it? Check out the back of the dear Father's head next time he turns around...his head has a pet...it's known as a bush of gray hair that looks like it's been a home for stray birds for years. 😛 As for my baby Rahul, he's so cute. I can't help loving him. I want to make the entire show "Rahul Jaisa Koi Nahin!" At least that way, we'll be able to tolerate looking @ the main protagonist! But why, Rahul? WHY have you joined the "Save Jassi" brigade? I do love her, I know you'll all kill me for that, but I do...just not as Neha. BUT WHY CON A POOR CHILD INTO SAVING HER SKIN TOO!?!? I wonder if JassiCeha took some of Pink Chadds' hallucinogens & added it to Father Rodericks' coffee that he has so much faith in her??? We sure as hell don't. 😡
8) Hehe...the one funny part that KK was a part of today was the brief discussion on JassiCeha's beauty parlor. Poor woman...she doesn't even know how much revenue JassiCeha garnered for every beauty parlor from Mumbai to Mauritius to Nainital. I don't think any beauty parlor has ever made so much money in the history of the world...Guinness, are you listening? 😳
9) Aryan looked like he was a little boy opening his early Christmas present when the courier came. Buddy, relax. Trying to kill Jassi? Hello, she's the reason you're still employed. Plus, you're not going to find anything. Ms. Walia's good @ covering her tracks...you didn't find her then, you won't find her now...why? Because we have Rhea, P.I. on the job. The woman who wanders aimlessly around Mumbai talking to herself & never actually DOING anything. And PLEASE RHEA. If you're talking to yourself in your head, it's not necessary to gesture also. And if you're GOING to gesture, at least do it with respect to what you're saying! I mean, you ask yourself a question & you're smiling. You're saying something to yourself that makes you happy, & you have a questioning look on your face. CAN SOMEONE WHO DOES THE DUBBING PLEASE GIVE HER SOME ASSISTANCE? She may be listening to Aryan in her head again & getting confused...we all know how easy that is for Miss NEW Range Baal.🤢😊
10) I want to know if everyone on this show is friendless. They may need a new social club or Boy Scouts or Girl Scouts or something to be a part of. Seems they spend most of their time talking to themselves over anyone else. I mean, I agree, I enjoy my own company as well...but to have full conversations with myself where I answer my own questions? That's a sign of something more serious...psychotherapist anyone? But at least no one's talking to their alter egos in mirrors anymore...that used to be kind of freaky.
11) Poor Armaan when he made the peons empty Jassi's old cabin. Doesn't he realize that he isn't getting rid of her that easily? It's OBVIOUS that he still loves Captain Obvious. Apoorva's acting is seriously improving every time I see him. I'm telling you, I couldn't stand it in the beginning but he's really good @ these heartbroken scenes...I hope he isn't taking real life situations into account...hear us, Sshilpa? 😉 Well, anyway, there's a thin line between love & hate...Armaan's squatting right smack on top of it...what's he going to do when JassiCeha's in front of his face? PIECE OF ADVICE A-SQUARED: DON'T SLAP HER AGAIN! 😕
12) So. Jassi's asking Babaji if it's a dhokha (NOOO, NOT dhokla! 😆) to be signing PERVERTlal's document...ummmm, Captain O? You're REALLY living up to my nickname for you. You think that changing identities, leaving your family, your best friend, your company, your husband-to-be, your home, & your LIFE isn't the biggest dhokha of all??? I want to live in YOUR bubble!!! Now you can just add forgery to the list, NO PROBLEMMM, some savior will definitely come your way...Pink Chadds is just WAITING for his moment to re-enter the canvas...but we told him that Apoorva's not a fan of pink. So the next time Armaan has to see Pink Chadds over your head in bed, he'll be wearing black or white chaddis...come on now, Armaan has to get SOMETHING out of this heartache...@ least let it be his fave colors. 😃
13) I spent most of the first half & the end watching the show in the shower. PERV was grimier than usual & I just figured it would be easier than me getting up every single time I saw him. His "UNCHEE CHEEZ" was left for an overdramatic monologue @ the end, at the sound of which I proceeded to run around in circles trying to wipe the grime off of me.
14) Speaking of the PERV, he & Aryan are an indestructible team. One guy is all of a sudden a handwriting analysis professional & the other is a REALLY bad private eye...meanwhile, neither one is going to get to JassiCeha. She has proven herself to be invincible time & time again. Now if only she wore her underwear outside her salwar as Superman (or even Pink Chadds), there might be some salvation to the show...@ least it would be a comedy on PURPOSE, not an accidental one. 😉
15) Looks like PERVman is following JO-ke's Hooked on Phonics regimen...he needs to SPELL OUT "Neha Shastri" so that he is able to pronounce it. Way to go VICE PRINCIPAL!!! I'm glad the education of India's youth is entrusted to YOU! 😆
16) BUBBLE HEAD: Aryan, job well done. If you were to hire the MOST idiotic, unintelligent man to find Jassi, he would STILL be smarter than the doofus who's on the job. Because seriously, Bubble Head, NO ONE sees you standing there with your random black hat on!!! Actually, JassiCeha just walked right on by as if he was a priceless statue in an art museum. C'mon woman! Even if you WANTED to, you couldn't miss his hat!!! 😛 The best is the scene: Jassi is outWALKING Bubble Head. OUTWALKING!? This had me on the edge of my seat! I was biting my fingernails in grave anticipation...will Bubble Head catch up to Jassi??? Can he WALK fast enough??? Way to show danger, T & D! Even my 7 year old cousin was laughing @ it. 👏
17) WHY are CJ...excuse me, Piano Man, & JassiCeha wandering around in the forest? Don't they have better things to do than play the harmonica & other such weirdnesses??? 😒 Not to mention, if they were trying to be discreet, there's no way it would work since Piano Man's kurti looked like a 4 year old had gotten away with a jar of blue paint & fingerpainted all over him!!! 😕 Who ever knew that Piano Man aka Blue (probably) Chaddi was a multitasker? He used his comedic skills to talk to Bubble Head & flirt with JassiCeha simultaneously! What talent! 👏
18) Bubble Head should also be called BLOCK Head. It took him 283972 minutes to realize that "Neha Shastri" was, in fact, Jasmeet Walia. That look of recognition was like a thousand watt tubelight illuminating his face. Too bad her & loverboy Piano Man were long gone by that time. Remember Aryan, anytime you need a job done discreetly, DO NOT CALL BUBBLE HEAD!!! He'll forget who he's looking for & you'll probably end up finding him @ Nasim Ma'am's place with JassiCeha & Piano Man explaining his troubles over a cup of Nasim Ma'am's (apparently, according to Blue Chadds) EXCEPTIONAL chai.
19) AND FINALLY...heads up to the head honchos of Sony Entertainment Television. PLEASE stop promoting your shows on your shows. NO ONE cares about CID in the middle of Nainital's orphanage!!! You'd think they have bigger things to worry about than Inspector or whatever Pradyuman! There's a limit to self-promotion & you guys crossed that line a LONGGGGGGGGG time ago...aka when Ruby Mom & Bindiya (I think) were figuring out whether to vote for Abhijeet or Amit Sana on Indian Idol. If we're watching Jassi Jaissi Koi Nahin (SUPPOSEDLY), then there's a reason that we're not watching C.I.D. We have had enough suspense, drama, & ridiculous cases to last us a lifetime! 😡😵
Sidlum, signing off! 😆
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