Welcome to Jassi and Armaan’s Wedding! - Page 4

hey!! you guys are simply great!! 👏 ok lemme start :

The party is nearly over when a harrased looking Ketaki enters the venue - reporters run to the door-silently cursing me (kya log hai.. kitani late tak ate rehete hai.. hame think se party bhi enjoy nahi karane dete!! 😡)

1) Aapkaa parichay (Introduce yourself) Please state if you are from the groom's side, the bride's side, both the sides, or just a wedding crasher.

Don't you know me?? I am the one who was fighting and working all the way until now when you reposrters were interviewing some funny ppl!! 😡

Fighting?? What are you talking abt? 😕

Yes yes fighting!! Well kinda… you know there are many many ppl here who still don't want this wedding to take place!

Well.. there are many ppl we suspect.. first of them are TD.

What??? But we thought they are the one who are arranging all this!! Its their show after all..!!

Oh don't ask me!! someone can blackmail them, or give them false info abt TRPs. Or well… looking at their history, I say anything can happen!!…

and there is this kbc article guy… who is saying jassi is gonna run away…

Uh well yes.. but it will be better if you don't tell that to Armaan.. u know he might get upset for nothing…

whatever next question!!

( melting instantly😳 )

oh.. really?? Thank u soo much. U r sweet mr. Reporter! Well.. u c , during my mission, guess who I bumped into Maddie.. Yes the GM designer!!.. ya.. he is uderground now a days…

but anyways.. what can I describe?.. its off-white lehenga - choli with similar dupatta with a stone works…

3) How do you like the Suri's and Walia's wedding preparations? Was it up to your expectations?

Infact angel and I are best buddies!! I was there for her each n' every wedding!! 😛

The reporter still looks suspitious…

Keep asking.. I don't have much time to waste here…

4) What are you looking forward to eating and drinking from the extravagant menu today?
hmm.. I wish I could … but considering soo much insider info abt vampy ppl .. I would say nothing..

thought I don't mind a bit of mithai.. and … a bit of … deserts.. and..😛

ahem ahem - next question!!

oh!! What have I been doing until now!!.?? 😡

Hang on…. You might be here to.. now I am quite sure!!.. you are the one plotted by wedding spoilers aren't you?? Now tell me how much they paid you??..😡

The reporters look totally alarmed by this ridicules idea of this mission-crazy-ketaki, and run away!!!!

👏ketaki_ry, bluelotus enigma, EjazLover143, Rumi, a4j4ever, mikagurl23, princess_dj that was GREAT!!! Good job guys!!!!👏

I especially liked Rumi's and ketaki_ry conversation!! Hilarious!!😆😆

2) Your dress looks lovely, please take the trouble to describe your dress for our readers and from where did you get it?😃

This old thing??...haha...ye sari tho meri Muma ki hai!!! Pink's my favorite color and I saw it one day in her closet and told her that I just HAD to have it...so she gave it to me!!!! She's so sweet!!! I love you Muma!!! It's a soft baby-pink sari with a modern-style blouse, you know the style right?....sleeveless...decently short...deep in the back, but with a proper hook...and one string to hold it all together!!! The sari has darker pink flowers on it lined with silver thread and lots of crystals and some sequins here and there!!! I saved it to wear to a Special occasion and there's no other Special occasion like Armaan and Jassi's wedding!!!!

3) How do you like the Suri's and Walia's wedding preparations? Was it up to your expectations?👍🏼 or 👎🏼

The Suris and Walias seem to have really outdone themselves!!!! So much detail...so much precision....it's really beautiful....har shaadhi ko aise hi celebrate karna chahiye!!!...Lots of colors...exquisite choices in absolutely everything....really fabulous!!!

4) What are you looking forward to eating and drinking from the extravagant menu today? 😛

Well...I'm a food fanatic so I'll eat just about anything!!!....but to be more specific....I look forward to trying the Palak Paneer...Tandoori Chicken...Kaali Dal....Pakode...Samose...aur Metai...har metai, jo bhi hai, main sub me se ek ek sample tho zaroor try karloongi!!!.....I just a love Sweets, you know!!!

5) What is your lovely gift for the couple?😳

I know that this is something that only the son's parents are supposed to give to the bride and groom, but I insisted and......got them two tickets to tour the romantic cities of Rome, Greece, Italy, and of course Paris!!! They'll love it!!! Armaan and Jassi are the best and so I thought "Hey!! They deserve the best!!!"....hehe....just like me....which is another reason why I'm here....I need to find me a man!!!....seen any nice, cute, rich ones walk by here??

Lo, Akhir hum bhi pohunch gaye.....Minnie arrives in style in a rickshaw, her saree hitched up to her knees to avoid the swirling muddy waters of Mumbai flood....😛

1) Aapkaa parichay (Introduce yourself) Please state if you are from the groom's side, the bride's side, both the sides, or just a wedding crasher.😆

Me: I am Minnie, you know, from India Forums.....Jassi's ex friend, Armaan's ex flame, Angel's present best friend.... I am from Armaan's side - I am Angel's best friend. She specially invited me over to share her sadness when Armaan finally marries...

Reporters: Maam maam so late???

Me: Kya karen, LA ki flight late, and going by T&D's tradition, I had thought that it does not matter, the wedding too will be late ( whisper- I have an inside info; big scoop - No wedding shedding - all a big sham hee hee hee)

Reporter looking at her obviously thinking : What a crazy woman!!( Not realising he has spoken aloud !!)

Me: What U called me crazy?? Don't you know this is crazy's people's association ? Do you think anybody sane would be watching this fiasco?? Of course I am crazy, and take pride in it !!😃

Reporter: Err sorry maam, that was a slip of of a tongue..

Me: Koi baat nahi, koi baat nahi, JJKN me slip hi slip hai, poori story slip hai 😃 Yahaan pe sab khiska hua hai...

Reporter: ( now furiously thinking how in the world did he get into this crazy situation) Maam err... your dress looks lovely, please take the trouble to describe your dress for our readers and from where did you get it? :

Me: Oh, as you can see, it's a pink gallabandh blouse ....I simply picked one of Jassi's old Kurtas from the floating bundle of her discarded suits in the lake and asked Maddy to redesign it for me( I chose that style & colour so that Jassi can identify with it and think back about the lovely days when Jassi was simple and we all were sane and happy) with blue saree that looks black when there is no light and weird when there is light ..... Maddy darling designed it for me before he went underground to protest everything that was going on in JJKN....

Reporter: How do you like the Suri's and Walia's wedding preparations? Was it up to your expectations?

Me: Fabulous, fabulous !!! Isn't that straight from the Ekta Kapoor's sets?? I have heard Komolika ,Mallika , Illa and Pallavi are best friends now and share ideas and thoughts on random basis.... it's evident on the wedding preparation....

Expectations?? Now, let me tell you, that is a dirty word ( eyes wide, minnie positively looks deranged)

Reporter ( now truly scared, changes the topic) What are you looking forward to eating and drinking from the extravagant menu today?

Me: I wil start with Chicken cutlet with salad, meat samosa, mango lassi,butter chicken, fish mayoneese, paneer kadhai, shrimph malai curry, daal makhani, mushroom mutter, laal maans, kadhi, chawal, rasmalai, ice cream......

Reporter: What is your lovely gift for the couple?😳

Me: I will give them the news of allmost everyone being disgusted at JJKN as a gift.....

Reporter vanishes from there, completely sure that a few lunatics have escaped from a mental asylum and gate crashed into the wedding.....

oh minnie u go girl. u r so good.

wonderful............👏😆

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good one minnie!!! that was really funny!! ...

I liked your outfits the best! 😃

really good minnie..enjoyed reading everybody's parichay..hilarious