Welcome to Jassi and Armaan’s Wedding!

Namaskaar, Vanakkam, Suswaagatam, and Welcome😊.😊.😊.😊.

We have currently arrived at the wedding celebrations of Armaan Suri and Jasmeet Walia. As this is a high-profile page 3 party, anyone entering is being bombarded with cameramen and reporters.🤗

So please do answer these questions being put forth to you by a reporter -

1) Aapkaa parichay (Introduce yourself) Please state if you are from the groom's side, the bride's side, both the sides, or just a wedding crasher.😆

2) Your dress looks lovely, please take the trouble to describe your dress for our readers and from where did you get it?😃

3) How do you like the Suri's and Walia's wedding preparations? Was it up to your expectations?👍🏼 or 👎🏼

4) What are you looking forward to eating and drinking from the extravagant menu today? 😛

5) What is your lovely gift for the couple?😳

⭐️Ok I will begin!

1) Aapkaa parichay (Introduce yourself)

(Sexy voice in the back ground saying…...Poooooochieee) as Peaches appears to enter the wedding hall…..⭐️

(Peaches telling all the reporters and the media….)"Oh hello darlings, hello darlings.. Please no pictures, I don't like too be in the spot light too much……"⭐️⭐️⭐️

(Reporter approaches her)

"Oh how are you my reporter frined? Oh you want my interview…..why ofcourse dear !!" (Sexy voice in the back ground saying…...Poooooochieee) 😎

"So wonderful to see you…..! Tell me something, is my pallu ok!!! Ok, great! and what about my make up? Theek hai na! Ok good now roll the cameras….."😳

"About….myself, oh let's see where do I begin???.😃 You know how famous and popular I am…….. everyone knows me, stop kidding…….ya!! Do I even need an intro??😃😳

I'm Peaches, but ofcouse. Payar se mujhe Armaan Poochie bulat hai!!!" 😕(Sexy voice in the back ground saying……….Poooooochieee)

"We go way back you know! Me, Armu, and all the other IF members"😊

"He's such a kidder….he digs me you know. He rags me all the time saying…." Poochie if you hadn't found John and married him he would have kidnapped me and forced me to the sit in the mandap and get married to him.

And ofcourse you know JP and Princess would have been the witnesses. 😃

"John who"?? my husband….arrree baba John Abraham, from Jism…..that's him. He's also Sumeet's friend here on IF !!!

(Sexy voice in the background saying…..……"Poooooochieee")

But I broke his heart.,…..poor bacha. Thank God for Tabu and rest of the gang that came to the rescue. I mean he had to marry someone…..chalo Jassi he sahi! some middle class girls seem to be ok, I was the one who got them together….!

(Sexy voice in the background saying…...... OH….Poooooochieee")

But you know Armaan he's still crazy about me."😳

2) Your dress looks lovely, please take the trouble to describe your dress for our readers and from where did you get it-

"I only wear BlueLotu's and Rumi's collections,😃 but this sari was custom made by myself. It took me days you know. This is all hand crafted and the stones are imported and set in sterling silver. We are ofcourse talking about Armu's wedding here. This is his favorite color, Pink and he loves saries"😛

"I'm wearing a baby pink sari with silver work and stones on the edges and pallu, along with a halter top. In addition, the halter top has a lot of silver work done on it."

"Oh and don't forget to notice my hair doo…..I go to Minnie's magic hands to get my hair done.😃 (Peaches…thinking to herself…Only I know how much hairspray I needed to keep my hair doo intact and how much sleep I lost so I wouldn't mess it up. The flight to LA and back was rough)😕

It's it just fabulous…….I know, I know!!! (Sexy voice in the back ground saying…….Just dashing…..Poooooochieee)"

3) How do you like the Suri's and Walia's wedding preparations? Was it up to your expectations?👍🏼

"OH the Suris!!! They're the Royal family of Mumbai (Peaches…thinking to her self ofcouse before GM went bankrupt….but that's all T&D non sense)

They're like family to us now! I have a saying….if it's a Suri affair then it's a "grand affair". They bring Shiver's up my spine!!! (Sexy voice in the back ground saying..Poooooochieee)"👍🏼⭐️

"OH there's Malika, Deepa, Tina, Bgdesai, Ketaki, Vishaka, Sukh, and that chick I know from USA……(shouting out to them….. Yes guys….I know I know,….I really look gorgeous…thanks for noticing…u guys look ok too)"😉😉

(As another lady passes by who Peaches doesn't know…………)🤢

"OH my God just look at her dress …..I see foil wrap is a new fashion trend these days…..I need to cover my eyes its so flashy" 🤢

"But anyway…back to your questions about me….My make up its ok na???"

4) What are you looking forward to eating and drinking from the extravagant menu today?

"Eating and drinking….what's that??? 😕 My trainer …..Emanuel ….he's Argentinean you know…and my dietitian Lashie Doll, watch my figure like a hawk…..I don't want to hear if from them on Monday…...u know." 😳

"It's so hard to maintain such a figure you see……(Sexy voice in the back ground…..you hear..Poooooochieee)"

"Oh actually I do drink when Armu accompanies me. What to do, he's u know he so persistent. All day he drinks Johnny Walker black label." 😳

"Armu and I share a very similar taste, we both love "French Kisses"…..the cocktail drink ofcourse!"😳 …….(Sexy voice in the back ground saying.. Poooooochieee)"


5) What is your lovely gift for the couple?

"Oh well, I only have a surprise for Arum…but I'm not telling any one….OK!!! I will think of something to give Jassi Dear "JD" 😲

The reporter has had enough and is starting to walk away…..

"Hey Hey reporter….where are you going????…….come back, I'm not done yet..."😡

(Sexy voice in the background saying……. hear..Poooooochieee)"😃

well i am definitely from both the sides and i am coming all the way from U.S to be a part of the wedding ,btw i am tina ,armans and jassi's best friend ......they have vome to my place several times when they visit the u.s ...even next week jassi is coming here and she is going to stay with me in my house

well i am wearing an exclusive silk saree from a showroom in chennai as we know that chennai is well known for its silk sarees .....well its a dark green saree with a maroon border .....simple yet elegant ,i am going to change my sarees for diff occassions accordingly 😉

oh the wedding preparations are awesome and perfect....i am enjoying myself .....i am also helping in dressing up jassi and raj is taking care of arman .....

ok i've got to go as i have loads of work and the marriage is on full flow now so bye and pls enjoy urselves afterall its THE WEDDING OF THE YEAR

1. hey guys, im simi, from armaans side... i wanted to be on armaans side for as long as i can, or till he gets married,,,hehehe

2. as u knw, had to look good, after all i am coming with armaan.. i had to go thrw alot to pick the right outfit. i went to the best designers and gave them all my deatils and then i made two outfits..here are they..let me knw what you guys think...i got them made at "sheetal"..

3. i love the preps, really nice.. i love all the lights and the flowers.. 👍🏼. and yes they are xatly what i thought they would be... gr8 job.

4. at the walias, im lookn forward to eatn gr8 punjabi food. lots samosa's and punjabi curis and etc.

5. i was loosn my head over to what to get the cute couple, since they have all the love they need and im sure everything else as well.. then, i knew it,,,, im going to give them all my love and pray that they live happy ever after... ...

haha peaches.....ur so funnieee.....👏

hey everyone!!im shereen, and im from both side, and i came all the way from the US!!!

2) Your dress looks lovely, please take the trouble to describe your dress for our readers and from where did you get it?😃

Thanx!! well im wearing an exclusive new outfit by Sheetal, its red and creamy goldish color lahenga, with detailed work, which has chamkiya, alot of red and golden embroidery, with some scattered diamonds here and there!!!

3) How do you like the Suri's and Walia's wedding preparations? Was it up to your expectations?👍🏼 or 👎🏼

The wedding preperations are just out of this world, they are soo extravagant, they are much more then i expected. everything is soo detailed, from the curtains, to the tables to the flowers, and even the cutlery, they are all amazing, this will definitely be a wedding no one will forget!!!

4) What are you looking forward to eating and drinking from the extravagant menu today? 😛

well im definitely looking forward to eating chicken tikkas, and pakoras, and everything else!!!

5) What is your lovely gift for the couple?😳

1) Aapkaa parichay (Introduce yourself) Please state if you are from the groom's side, the bride's side, both the sides, or just a wedding crasher.😆

Bonjour, Sasriyakal, my name is Hinna and I am from Jassi's side but I think I'm a gatecrasher too....😕

2) Your dress looks lovely, please take the trouble to describe your dress for our readers and from where did you get it?😃

I'm not wearing a dress u dumbo its a skirt.....and I found it in the dustbin.....u see i am from jassi's middle class family so we cant afford to buy anything😳

3) How do you like the Suri's and Walia's wedding preparations? Was it up to your expectations?👍🏼 or 👎🏼

No man it sucks......my wedding will look so much better!!

4) What are you looking forward to eating and drinking from the extravagant menu today? 😛

How about........everything?

The harassed reporters are bored with the snob and show off stuff Like Poochie Aunty and are trying very hard to snuff a yawn. They are looking for some excitement and…THEY get it!

AND BOY WHAT an EXCITEMET!!

A screech of wheels and everybody rushes to the entrance.

They see a….Hold your breath..A sleek but dirty motorcycle and an athletic young lady getting out of it, with a sheepish grin.

The gloomy faces immediately sport wide grins as they surround the charming youngster.

Reporter 1: Hey You! Of course! What an entry, as usual. May I park your out of the world vehicle amidst the classy Bnezes and…

Me cutting him short: "Of course Vedaant Uncle! Thanks"

Reporter 2, closely followed by the rest, each trying to get in a word: "You are miss…"

Me raising a brow and making my way in to the venue: "You don't know me? Well! Deep.."

The Reporter screaming with joy: "Of Course Deepa; The terrible! Welcome! Welcome! The last we heard about you was with respect to that unfortunate skiing…"

A blushing Deepa "Cut that short Reshmi Aunty. That was…err…nothing. Some other time!

The moment I heard that Armu was getting married, I came running from Amritsar. I had to cancel several other important appointments. A huge loss of course...but anything for Armu!😳

Armu once attended my err..KS classes. We became best buddies since then. I have been his personal advisor (secret) since then. I am indirectly responsible for his every successful affair! Wish he had consulted me about Jassi. This marriage would have taken place at least 6 months earlier."

Reporter 2, taking the cue: Of course Of course! Some other time. Miss Iyer, it is very nice you could make it. Your dress looks lovely, please take the trouble to describe your dress for our readers and from where did you get it?

An excited Deepa (Getting jostled by the reporters who are tying to talk to her): Oh It is my creation. I have christened it as 'From Rag to Rage' Just a matter of a single letter you see..!😉

I was running low on cash (Blushing) thanks to that skiing escapade…So, I hit upon a brilliant idea. I got down discarded stuff from here and there and stiched them together and then sent them to Ritu aunty (Ritu Kumar, you know. She is my brother's wife's chachi's bhathiji's in law's neighbour's sister. We have known her for ages and I am her pet. She knows my name distantly) who waved her magic wand andVoila! Here I am! Motley Poncho style choli, Maroon, Green and Yellow Lehenga with serrated hems, beaded stole and Terracotta designer Jewellery. Wish I could have attended the other functions as well.

3) How do you like the Suri's and Walia's wedding preparations? Was it up to your expectations? or

I LOVE IT! IT IS FANTAFABULOUS! It is like I have walked in to the royal palace of..err..Buckhimgam it is, isn't it? It is in London isn't it or is it at Las vegas? Doesn't matter. What I mean is the decorations are fab. Gives a royal impression. Oh The Ganeshji at the entrance is so cute. You know, I always wondered how wonderful it would be if my groom were like Ganeshji"

Reporter (Shocked): Excuse me?

Deepa: Yes! They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Ganeshji loves food. I cook great food. So..You got it, right?

A confused reporter: 'Of course. Very interesting Miss Iyer. So, what are you looking forward to eating and drinking from the extravagant menu today?

Dosas and Dosas and Dosas. 1 I love Paneer Dosa and Armu has specially included them in the menu, for my sake. I don't like to stuff myself. I wont mind trying out the chaat varieties, though.

I think I will surely try the yummy Samosas, Kachories, Pakodaas (All the varieties. Veg of course) Maybe the rice varities as well.

I hate sweets. Thy are so insipid. But I adore Gulab Jamuns and Jalebis and how can I forget those Ras malais and Kaala Khands!

Armu tells me he has had the best chefs of Mumbai dishing out the tastiest gravies and different kinds of Tandoori rotis. Cannot ignore them, can I? Nothing much. I like to keep my food light, especially when attending functions, you know.

Oh of course I will just lick the desserts.. Nothing more. I am on a diet and I never break my diet routines. Maybe some juices to wash down my light dinner.

Reporter scandalized: Great Miss Iyer. VERY Interesting! What is your lovely gift for the couple?"

A kiss for my Armu and as for Jassi, I am allowing her to marry my Armu!"

The reporter, delighted at a potential, scandal "Miss Iyer, you mean to say that you and Mr.Armaan Suri are,,,?"

Deepa Hastily "Hahaha….A joke! I am only a teen Yadav Uncle. 15 to be precise. And Armu err..Mr.Armaan Suri is not a pedophile, I assure you."

Deepa smiles her charming and beats a hasty retreat even as the reporter eyes her suspiciously!

BTW, LOVELY PEACHES! 👏

ARMAAN JASSI FOREVER!

BALLE OY BALLE BALLE!👏

Oh well, I only have a surprise for Arum…but I'm not telling any one….OK!!! I will think of something to give Jassi Dear "JD" 😲

I dont mind switching places with Jassi Dear "JD" peaches....

1) Aapkaa parichay (Introduce yourself) Please state if you are from the groom's side, the bride's side, both the sides, or just a wedding crasher.😆

A limo arrives and the reporter says that there are lots of guests coming from the US.

Hi..... I am JD....short for Jassidevi/ Jassi Dear.... I am from the both bride and groom's side.....

2) Your dress looks lovely, please take the trouble to describe your dress for our readers and from where did you get it?😃

I am wearing a designer black saree with delicate embroidery and sequence work....I got this from my friends boutique who is in India.... The contrast green blouse with bead work matches with my eyes .....I am wearing a low bun and a diamond pin to match the work on my saree.....

Jewellery: I am wearing a long diamond mangalsutra, dangling diamond earrings, a matching bracelet...

3) How do you like the Suri's and Walia's wedding preparations? Was it up to your expectations?👍🏼 or 👎🏼

..The preparations for the wedding look grand.... This is indeed going to be the wedding of the year...So nice to see Lord Ganesha, he with definitely remove all the obstacles from our dream couple....

I am so pleased that the suri's and the walias are treating us as VIPs since we came all the way from US....

4) What are you looking forward to eating and drinking from the extravagant menu today? 😛

The variety of food they will be serving looks very tempting... I will be hogging on the chat and the desserts.... Good choice of drinks... I love red wine... I think Mallika will give me great company to drink since we have the same weakness...