Welcome to Jassi and Armaan’s Wedding! - Page 2

Hi guys!

The responses are really cute!!! Please tell all your friends that the wedding is in full swing and that they are most welcome to attend the function.

I have to let everyone know that this was all Lash's Idea. I just put up the post and added two things to it.

Lash is the one with all the creative ideas.

I"m just responsible for (sexy voice in the back ground saying......Poochieeeeee).😳

Deepa called me aunti!!!!!😲 Well I guess our age difference is so big that's why....now I'm totally depressed...😔. I need a drink!

I'm just kidding!!!!😃

Thanks peaches with a sexy voice.....Great idea lash....👏👏

It really looks that the wedding is happening on IF.... the sangeet, the invitations and this topic is making it more lively.....

1) Aapkaa parichay (Introduce yourself) Please state if you are from the groom's side, the bride's side, both the sides, or just a wedding crasher.

I m Yashika , I am gonna cum all the way 4rm New Zealannd 2 attend the marriage !! I m on both sides !!

2) Your dress looks lovely, please take the trouble to describe your dress for our readers and from where did you get it?

I got dis dress 4rm my dear friend !!
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3) How do you like the Suri's and Walia's wedding preparations? Was it up to your expectations?

the preparations look awesome !!👍🏼

4) What are you looking forward to eating and drinking from the extravagant menu today?

Sweetz , I just luv Indian Sweetz !! Actually most of da thingz !

5) What is your lovely gift for the couple?

Hmmmm , datz a suprise !!

This such a great idea !! 👏 👏 👏 👏

Okay....Peaches, that was gr8!! 😆 and i really did love the sexy voice in the back ground saying......Poochieeeeee 😳 Cute! 😉

See Who's Here 😃

1) Aapkaa parichay (Introduce yourself)

All Reporters Come Rushing To Me...

(i take a few steps back)

Guys..Relax..Mujhe Saas To Lene Do...

A Bunch Of Quistions Are Thrown At Me

Oh God..now i have to tell u all who I am..! Well, Its The Beautiful, sexy, hot and um..i dont think i have to state more... MALLIKA! 😎

From Where...Wow...guys, com'on..i am soo famous...u all should know..i am from America..California 😉 ...Nahie Nahie..Vaise To Panjabin Kuri...Par i am settled in America 😛

(A Reported Approaching) - Aap Yaha Akali..

You dont wanna know..itne loog mere aage peecha..par mere paas itna time kaha ki mein...U know...armaan ne mujhe phele propose kiya tha..but i am nice..i felt sorry 4 jassi ⭐️⭐️

2) Your dress looks lovely, please take the trouble to describe your dress for our readers and from where did you get it?😃

Dress!?! Oh...i only wear... py.....no no no..i wont tell..who knows..u all may go to that shop copying me 😆

You can all see my sari here right... its BLACK...trust me, its not because i look skinner 😉 This is armaan's wedding here..its all hand crafted... the stones on the Pallu... and the edges which are Hazel..Brown..Shining Beads..Going Perfectly With My Eyes... ( Background: Sherani Ye Aakhan Tumari Kya Gazab Hai Pyaari Pyaari...)

Remember to take a look at my jewelery...DIAMONDS...i love them... this necklace, earrings, and braclets here... are all from kanak jewelers.. kkusum and abhay were gonna give them to me for free ..but u know..i am not like that 😛 😉

The Reporters Look At Me thinking i am DUMB

Guys, ya ya i know...u all think i look fab.! ⭐️

3) How do you like the Suri's and Walia's wedding preparations? Was it up to your expectations?👍🏼 or 👎🏼

Preperations..this is what u call a wedding...Jaise Yaha Pe Ganeshji Hai..What a wonderful thought (i am serious 😃)

Oh The Suri's...Awesome..i dont think that there is another family which is soo royal and exclusive... (Aaha..sure..exclusixe..my foot! seeing them go bankrupt on television..god, they are soo famous..NOW thats exclusive )

4) What are you looking forward to eating and drinking from the extravagant menu today? 😛

Eating and Drinks!!! Yea..i love it...um..actually, HELLOOO.. i gotta take care of my figure too (god! what am i saying...Mallika...chill out..deep breaths)

Ya, but there is one thing..i love red wine...😛...Mabey Mallika..no not me..the other mallika, will support me with that...but yea i know....i am WAY better then her 😎 (who's the boss...oh yea!! 😆)

5) What is your lovely gift for the couple?😳

Gift?! Now...That..is a big secret...ye sab to dulhe aur dulhan ko e pata lage ga... (Mallika..shit! dont tell me that i forgot the gift too ..Oh..ofcourse...its in my purse..thankgod...mein bhi naa..i get soo carried away)

The Reporters Head Towards Peaches, Vish, Tina, JD, Ket And others...

(One Reporter Left)

Oh..i am so sorry..i know u want to spend the whole day with me..taking pix and interveiws..but sorry...I'll Catch Up with you later...

Reporter To Himself: Ye Pata Nahie Kaha Se Agai Hai...Pajal

Hey, Vish...Tina... Hi!!! 🤗 ..Hugs...(Oh yea...reporters get to capture me again 😃 😎 😈😆)

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1) Aapkaa parichay (Introduce yourself) Please state if you are from the groom's side, the bride's side, both the sides, or just a wedding crasher.😆

Bonjour, Sasriyakal, my name is Hinna and I am from Jassi's side but I think I'm a gatecrasher too....😕

2) Your dress looks lovely, please take the trouble to describe your dress for our readers and from where did you get it?😃

I'm not wearing a dress u dumbo its a skirt.....and I found it in the dustbin.....u see i am from jassi's middle class family so we cant afford to buy anything😳

3) How do you like the Suri's and Walia's wedding preparations? Was it up to your expectations?👍🏼 or 👎🏼

No man it sucks......my wedding will look so much better!!

4) What are you looking forward to eating and drinking from the extravagant menu today? 😛

How about........everything?

5) What is your lovely gift for the couple?😳

Oh sorry I couldn't afford one😭

Too good ------------ 😆

😆 too good everyone

i m from both sides and basically i should have been the first to reach here but u know how it is in mumbai so got delayed

ya i m wearing blue banarasi sari with gold border ( do u like it)

wedding preparations r awesome too good i had never attended grand wedding as this( seems so much real na)

lookin forward to eating all the veggie food and specially paneer dishes as they r my fav not fond of eatin sweets though

gift is secret a real naughty one😉

abhi bata denge to armaan jassi ko pata chal jayega na

jab dekhenge to yaad to karenge na humne kya diya hai

oops goin now i see all friends there would sit with them in front row

u see we at I-F are special invitees😊

byee

1) Aapkaa parichay (Introduce yourself) -
ahem.... ahem.... I think those words speak for themselves. Well.....(fanning myself) .....you see im no miss world or miss universe....par main yahaan to sab ke dil ki rani hoon......you know....IF is much bigger than even bollywood ....and well..lets just say im the kajol and rani of IF...

2) Your dress looks lovely, please take the trouble to describe your dress for our readers and from where did you get it?
well my dress was bound to........... fashion designer ka jo kaam karti hoon......i dont need any one's help here to design my clothes....(like the other guests here - hee hee some of them have even forgotten to take off their designer labels)...........first of all i dont believe in wearing bras with sarees...so yes i have worn a lovely baby blue with silver brocade and gemstones adorned saree with a FULL BLOUSE

3) How do you like the Suri's and Walia's wedding preparations? Was it up to your expectations?👍🏼 or 👎🏼
hee hee very good pssssst ..i was expecting this cos I have known ila suri for years now and she would rather swallow a live mouse, rather than her own pride..........
very good very good

4) What are you looking forward to eating and drinking from the extravagant menu today?
idli, vada, sambar, chutney, masala dosa, pani puri, bhel puri, dahi puri, aalo chaat, paneer tikka, samosa chutney, aalo tikki, pav bhaji, mango lassi, aalo 65, butter nan, paneer nan, masala kulcha, parathas, dal maakhni, paneer butter masala, chilli paneer, vegetable korma, vegetable kofta, navratan kurma, chinese stir fry, pulao, biryani, tadka dal, kaali dal, rasmalai, jelebi, halwa, kheer, icecream with fruit salad
*sound of shehnaai snaps lash out* ahem...ahem...well sorry........hee hee well what i meant was that.............. being a dietician, i cant afford to have any of this.............ill just satisfy myself with salad, soup and bread.

5) What is your lovely gift for the couple?😳
***lash all proud now gets carried away**** omg what is this - i see everyone has got the couple THE GIFT ......hee hee looks like armaan and jassi are going to have a life time supply of this till they need it - you know - 60 years of age.....
Thank God im not in the same league.... i got them a monthly honeymoon package that lasts for the next 45 years ........ a place of their choice every month.............
**she just cant seem to stop herself*****come to think of it, atleast now you realise that im the rani here......cos it is in when they use MY gift that they can use other's gifts the most.....*gulp-back to senses*

swishing her lovely hair away lash trods on into the mandap after realising how embarassed the reporters have become😳😳😳

hee hee... you guys are Grrrrreat!! 👏😆

BTW, I will be a bit late at this party, as its Me😳 who is doing the Noble Job of keeping all the villains (pyar ke dushman .. u know..) out of the way! 😉

😛😛😛

The reporters are frustrated at being taken for a ride by the various celebrity responses...
Frozen at the response of a sophisticated, ice-maiden who was continously accompanied by a sexy voice,pooooooochie...
Flustered at the responses of a "I think i am cool" adventuress who made a dramatic entry in a bike and gave replies that darted like bullets left and right, up and down, that they were left bruised...
Shocked at the response of another celebrity guest who so freely announced to the entire world that she had got her dress from a dust-bin and got no presents for the couple...
Lost their sanity and peace of mind trying to find out what the naughty gifts were which few other celebrities had so coolly refused to reveal...
Stunned to see the kajol/rani of IF swish her gorgeous tresses and embarassed beyond limits by her staightforward revelation of her wedding gift and its uniqueness and importance...
Tired and worn out, the media people and the audience waited with bated breath for the one and only, mysterious, stylish, media-friendly, enigmatic, ENIGMA.....😉😉😉
So, here I come, to unfreeze, unfluster, and calm down the gone crazy media-people and audience...

1) Well, welcome enigma.. inspite of us knowing who you are, we'd like you introduce yourself to satisfy the curiosity of the guests..
Thanks everybody..As for the public, i am enigma, a great and close of friend jassi.. I wouldn't miss her wedding with armaan for anything in this world. So much for introductions..

2) Your dress looks lovely, you are being the cynosure of all eyes..please take the trouble to describe your dress for our readers and from where did you get it?
Ahhhhhh..... you flatter me,..
I had this saree specially designed for the occasion, by the famous deigner Ritu Beri. I wanted a perfect balance of sophistication and earthiness, not too loud and not too dull, just perfect.Afterall, it's my friend's wedding. Real glad that it has come out so well....
It's a gorgeous midnight blue saree, with embroidery and glittering tiny beads embedded in it and the material so soft anf silky, that u just wont feel it... makes you feel so comfortable and special..
The accessories had to be sober but bright enough to light up my personality, simple yet grand.. what better choice than diamonds, purchased from the famous diamond collections of Asmi. U know, the designs are so stylish and elegant that they accentuate ur features so well...

3) How do you like the Suri's and Walia's wedding preparations? Was it up to your expectations?
Now, one just can't point out any letdowns in their arrangents, can they?? Afterall, the Suri's had been the leaders of the fashion world, and the Walia's though simple, have a big heart...
The arrangements are real great and have succeeded in creating a joyous and festive atmosphere.

4) What are you looking forward to eating and drinking from the extravagant menu today?
Well, i am a total foodie...will surely have a sumptous meal and do complete justice to the extravagant menu planned for the occasion. I will make sure that i have a small helping of everything...

5) What is your lovely gift for the couple?
Well, u would surely come to know about it at the reception. I will not leave you in the dark. so dont rack ur brains unnecessarily.
Anyway, thanks guys, gotta go... Good day.

[As for you curious people one of my gifts is a personal one.. the other is a beautiful song by Elton John,which is perfect for the occasion and reflects armaan's feelings on his wedding day, having jassi as his bride next to him....
There was a time
I was everything and nothing all in one
When you found me
I was feeling like a cloud across the sun

I need to tell you
How you light up every second of the day
But in the moonlight
You just shine like a beacon on the bay

And I can't explain
But it's something about the way you look tonight
Takes my breath away
It's that feeling I get about you, deep inside
And I can't describe
But it's something about the way you look tonight
Takes my breath away
The way you look tonight

With a smile
You pull the deepest secrets from my heart
In all honesty
I'm speechless and I don't know where to start]
😳😳😳