.:Bakri on the Hot Seat- jyoti06!!!:. - Page 6

Originally posted by: jyoti06

LOVED ANSWERING THEM🤗

Aww Jyothi, I loved reading your answers!! Truely, you answered them beautifully! Dont worry, i will be back with more, I know you will be eagerly waiting 😉😛

Originally posted by: Dimdim

Congrats dear. I was unsure whether I opened the right forum. Thought I was at the K forum 😆 😆 😆 ....All the bhootnis are here. They have grilled you enough.. All the very best for ur exams....

Enjoyed reading all the answers. Have FUN.

Thanks Madhudi😳theres a certain khabri😡😛who r inviting all the bhootnis here to grill this poor soul😭..and thanks for the wishes😳

Originally posted by: laddoo598

Jyoths congratulations, hope you are having fun being grilled/toasted/fried. I may come back with questions later, enjoy your week \ 🤗

Thankuu Tannyy😳🤗...i was hving fun initially😛,but see the line up of questions by nikki😕mere toh hosh hi ud gayee..and yup come back araaaaaam seeeee😃

Originally posted by: nikki05

thanks for the hugggggggggggg 😊. itne dino ke baad 😕 haan coll starting in 1 week.....😆 arey jyoti phir pata nahi ke tum kab MOTW bano....aur intezaar nahi hoga jaan 😳 isliye isi baar poori kasar puri karte hai dear

Nikki apni GM ko aise grill karogi😭😭..tumhare waise wale questions dekhkar mujhe abhi asthma attack aane wala hai😆😕..but will answer your questions soon😳once i get to know the maening of the questions😆😳

and all the best for your college👍🏼🤗

Originally posted by: jyoti06

Enjoyed answering themmm😳🤗

Originally posted by: nikki05

hellooooooooooooooooooooooo

how r u jyoti darling???ab tak theek thi,tumhare questions dekhke hosh udd gaye😭

lets start wid waise wale questions first......😆😉hey one thing my answers will b really pathetic because exams r going on and my mind is completely dull right nowok here i go😕

If a turtle looses it's shell, is it naked or homeless?

nikki madam yesterday after seeing your questions yamraj came in my dreams😕 and promised me to make me a turtle in my next birth😛,so u will get the answer in my next birth😃

Is the glass half empty or half full?

Full empty😕

Is there an end to the skies?

Is there any end to stupidity😃

What lies beyond the mountains? Tabelas😕😆

What if there were no hypothetical situations? then there would hv been NO nikki bhidu and her bhutta fetish😛😉

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings? because he is a snowheman 😕does that make any sense😆

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? to distingguish between a chor and a common man,if its a chor then he/she will b able to break the lock😉 which common man can't 😛

If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose? no i think it will come out from the back😉😕😆

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan? by using gluesticks😛if a gluestick can stick two persons(*ahem*Apu-Shilpa😉)then TEFLON kya cheez hai😃looks like i m advertising gluesticks😆

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?then the light of my head goes off and then*dhadaammm*waise drive safely and slowly and turn on the headlights after sunset😊

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM? because the ATM does not understand simple dots,so m i😕😆

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? because we love driving to the park😳😕
Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards? because the person who invented the term "palindrome"did not knew the function of the word😕😆

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo? because opposites attract each other🤣

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?mayb the airhostesses don't like that black box😉

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? in fact i always increase my radio volume when looking for an address to calm down my hott temper😕

If you have your finger touching the rearview mirror that says -- "objects in mirror are closer than they appear", how can that be possible? who made that quote😡i want to meet that person😳can u help me nikki😛😉

Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC? M is silent and the mnemonia will make u silent😕..so its tough to spell😕😆

Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one? mayb because of the size😕

Why does your nose run and your feet smell? well he won't b interested in smelling my nose😉and if it runs then he will run away😆..so its better that my nose stays standstill😛and feet smell thanks to the badbudaar socks of his😡😆

Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing? because an alarm clock and human mind works in a similar fashion😕😆

If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?nope the opposite of congress can b only depress😡

Why does "cleave" mean both split apart and stick together? because the one who discovered the meaning of cleave had a split personality😃

Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? because the builders never trust their own construction😆

Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together? because the human creatures living in apartments can never come together😕

Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream? expiry date is an indication ,if the sour cream tastes sweet and tasty then we should know that we may goto the death bed soon,as it has expired😕

If you keep trying to prove Murphy's Law, will something keep going wrong? it may come finally write in the end but then we won't b alive to see the result😃

Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing? why does stupidity never ends in flames?😡😉😆

How can someone "draw a blank"? how can someone go blank in her head?😕

Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"? shouldn't there b a shorter word for Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis? 😛😆

Why is the word "abbreviate" so long? because the one who discovered the word abbreviate,his brain was too short😕

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets? because they r afraid of air traffic police(the yamraj)😉😆

What is another word for "gdfgaurus"? bhuttagauras😆

When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in? Foams😕😆

Why doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound like what it is? because english is a very complicated subject😕

Why do 'tug'boats push their barges? to hv tug of war😉

Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there? because we r more interested in multiple ball games😉🤣

Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting? so that the others can stand on u when the place gets full😆

Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission? i guess the meaning of MONO is one😕

Does a fish get cramps after eating? wait..will ask the fish tomorrow and then answer😛

Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing? i think it had different meanings🤔

Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"? Shouldn't it be called a "near hit"? i guess it would b called a near hit if the planes hv already commited a suicide😛

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane? i want to go to a tabela to find Nimo🤣

Why is brassiere singular and panties plural? will answer u after marriage😉😃

Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars, and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint, and he has to touch it.because men r very possessive of their pants😆 😳

What would a chair look like, if your knees bent the other way? my knees never bent the other way😕...wait will try it at home😛 and then will answer...in case i m admitted to the hospital,u will get the readymade answer😃

Why is LEMON JUICE mostly artificial ingredients.... but DISH WASHING LIQUID contains real lemons? because human beings like artificial stuffs😡

Why doesn't GLUE stick to the inside of the bottle? will hv to ask this question to Apu's wife Shilpa😃

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"? mayb🤔

Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, only to be troubled and insecure? plants know that human creatures r weird😕so they won't mind and will keep growing😃

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?but is there any cat-flavoured mouse food😕 😆

Why do they report power outages on TV?because they think T.V runs on battery 😕😆

Why do people who know the least know it the loudest? because they themselves r loudest😃

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? each other😆

If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong? will hv to ask the men😉


Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites? because a wise guy(cool)😉 turns into an equally wise man(a sadhu)😕 thanks to a nagging fiance😡😭😆

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things? because the results r different😉

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts", and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?well mayb the other penny is a tip😛😉

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? because he breaks the house😡

Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a "whack"? paagalpan😕

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed? u already gave the answer😃

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"? mayb yes🤔

Are you yet grilled?i m roasted

Enjoy on the hot seat hun. will b waiting to read ur replies. i no they will b cracking me upppppp so i m getting ready to laugh in advance 🤣 bye dear. tk cr. finally i hv finished your waise walein questions nikki😃..do read it😳and try to understand the crap that i hv written😕😆

love,

nikki 😊🤗

NIKKIJI enjoyes answering them and i m sure my brain has definitely gone for a picnic to a tabela😃 after answering your super intelligent questions😕😆

had fun answering them😳🤗

Originally posted by: jyoti06

Nikki apni GM ko aise grill karogi😭😭..tumhare waise wale questions dekhkar mujhe abhi asthma attack aane wala hai😆😕..but will answer your questions soon😳once i get to know the maening of the questions😆😳

and all the best for your college👍🏼🤗

jyotiiiiiiii MOTW to banee ho naa isliye 😳😛. is baar grill karne ke baad koi kasar baaki nahi rahegi sweetuuuuuuu. arey asthma attack ki baat mat karooooo yaar . i no it betterrrrrrrrrr

thanks 4 ur good wishes dear jyotiiiiii 😊

Originally posted by: jyoti06

hellooooooooo

how r u jyoti darling???ab tak theek thi,tumhare questions dekhke hosh udd gaye😭 mere liye hosh na udaon dear 😃 jawab (answers) do sirf 😆. hosh to jiske liye udne to woh to ud gaye naa 😳😉

lets start wid waise wale questions first......😆😉hey one thing my answers will b really pathetic because exams r going on and my mind is completely dull right now arey tum uski fikar mat karo dear.........i no they will b awesomeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 😉 ok here i go😕

If a turtle looses it's shell, is it naked or homeless?

nikki madam yesterday after seeing your questions yamraj came in my dreams😕 and promised me to make me a turtle in my next birth😛,so u will get the answer in my next birth😃 hahahahahaha c u got on track jyotiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii........wat an ans u gave 🤣

What lies beyond the mountains? Tabelas😕😆 OMG toooooo goooooooooooooddddddddddddd hahahhahahahhaha aur phir tanga jyoti kyunki tabela to village mein hota haina jidhar tange bhi hote hai 😆 🤣

What if there were no hypothetical situations? then there would hv been NO nikki bhidu and her bhutta fetish😛😉 awwwwwwwwwwwwww cho chweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeettttttttttttttttt 😳

If you have your finger touching the rearview mirror that says -- "objects in mirror are closer than they appear", how can that be possible? who made that quote😡i want to meet that person😳can u help me nikki😛😉 pehle tum yeh baaki ke questions poore karo dear aur phir usko dhundege hum dono 😉

NIKKIJI will answer the remaining extraordinary questions afterwards😃😃 jyotiiiiiiiii they were just awesomeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 👏. really enjoyed reading it 😊............thanks a lot dearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 😃. lekin do complete themmmmmmm 😛........wanna crack up moreeeeeeeeeeee n moreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee n moreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 😳

too goooooooooooddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

🤣

love,

nikkuuuuuuuu