Bliss of Matrimony - Page 3

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!

😆 I'm rolling with laughter!!!! Excellent blue!

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Blue!! OMG! That was brilliant..perfect..one of the most enjoyable posts I have read in ages!! Great buddy!! 😊

😆 OMG I can't control myself, that was sooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny

Originally posted by: bluelotus

3. One week before marriage, you should take

a crash course on 'how to avoid followers' from

Globe detective agency because wherever you go

Mallika or her agent Pari will follow you.

5. If you value money don't keep your pass words

around Mallika, because for all you know, it will end up in some Ramsingh's account.

6. And keep your licquor cabinet always under lock and key,

otherwise Mallika will spill all her(yours too) beans

over a glass of wine.

No time left darlings. I will come back later with more.

😆OMG THAT WAS SOOOO FUNNY!!!KYA BAAT HAI...WAH WAH!

i loved every bit of, especially the touching wood, and ud feel purab and being a great haircutter. i loved it. brilliant!

Originally posted by: bluelotus

here goes Raj...

Nandu and Pari will follow:-😆

RAJ

If you marry Raj,

Be prepared to be the wife of an excellent writer.(He writes Cards,you see) You will get cards for all occasions without fail. Imagine your happiness when you get a card on top of your closet cover in the morning. You should have separate tanks in your house for keeping his ideas, because his ideas tend to overflow all the time. You should be an expert at following instructions, because you will get neetly written instructions on what to do when to do & how to do. You should immediately change the lock of Raj's apartment because Arman may turn up at any moment with his assistant. And you should make it clear to him that you are the Chairman of your home, because he thinks that 'Vice president' is next to God.
1. Since this fellow has an invariable attraction towards models, be prepared to walk the ramp anytime.....or else.........

😆😆😆 Ahahaha, Blue!! Very funny once again!! I especially loved the 'idea overflowing' one!!😛

Oh my god that was so hilarious .where do u get this idea

Well,

NANDU

If you marry Nandu,

1. The first thing to do is prohibit mobile phones in your home or else find a thing called Purab to finance you, otherwise you will be bankrupt within days paying your phone bills.

2. Name your daughter Pari otherwise your family will doubt Nandu's loyalty to you because he will always be chanting Pari.

3. Learn to play that handsclasp game of Nandu & Jassi otherwise he will jump to Jassi's house at midnight to play it.

4. Learn to make 'Bebe's Parathas'. That is the only thing which maintains Nandu.

5. Don't make him an agent of anything, because he will demand a 15% commission.

6. Keep two 10 lit buckets in your bedroom, because he has a habit of crying when he is happy. (I am assuming he will be happy there)

7. Live in an area where there are enough males in case you feel like having some adult company.

Thank you

😆 OMG !!!! Blue, you are attrocious !!!!!

I am laughing so hard that I have tears in my eyes !!!

Toooooooo good !!!!

Keep them coming !!!!😆

Okay...........suppose you marry Ides..........

IN your Firstnight...

Ides will sing, (Song from ishq)

'shaadi hui? kaise hui?

Buri hui... thum se hui....(Since my hindi is not that good, I am stopping here. Some body can continue....)

And........

(mera jeevan korakagazh.............)

mera Purab akele mein pagal hi bangayaa...

mera Purab akele mein pagal hi bangayaa....