Bliss of Matrimony - Page 5

Originally posted by: lashforever

😆......now i seriously have no clue as to who is who

Lash............ There is a solution to your problem....

There is a recent book in the market ,"Latest Who is Who at IF"

written by Ms. Dee(JP)yaa Singh. It has been a best seller for the past two weeks.....

BTW......Her book start with ,'I am really Deeya Singh'.😉 Try to read it..you will get a clue....😆

Originally posted by: ides

If u marry Pari.....

1. Make sure ur brain has been donated to the poor and needy (Armaan Suri, top of the list)
2. Set up a trust fund that would take care of Pari's makeup and hairdo.
3. Under no circumstance should you say anything even remotely intelligent or there will be a divorce on grounds of mental incompatibility.
4. Take a crash course in Bimbo Lingual 101 so that the most expressive words in ur vocabulary are reduced to "Wowwww" and "Coooool"
5. Send the bride-to-be to the beauty parlor 2 days in advance so she makes it to the mandap on time
6. Invest in birth control. This is a social issue, we dont want to increase the # of "Fluff" in the world.
7. An advance booking in a renouned mental institution near you might be a good idea......will save the mentally challenged wife to seek an appropriate place for u when she succeeds in driving u crazy.

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You are too much Ides. Thank you.

Invest in birth control. This is a social issue, we dont want to increase the # of "Fluff" in the world.

😆😕..IDES!!! yeh kya hai! Kuch toh hua hai!! 😉

this one is from me.😉

suppose Raj marries Pari.

after some years, Raj is frustrated and sings:

yeh jo shadi hai

yeh uska hai kaam.

bibi ka jo bas lete hue nam

marr jaye , mit jaye

ho jaye gumnaam!!

rehne do chhore pari

jane do yaar

hum yeh galti nehi

karenge baar baar!!!!🤢

Pari:

na jao saiya , chhurake baiya

kasam tumhari mai loans ke paise

kaise bharungi????

tum hi to woh sab dete ho janam

bin tumhare mai to sidha jail jaungi!!!😭

Raj:yeh pari ,yeh GM

mere kaamki nahi, mee kaamki nahi!!!🤢🤢🤢

Raj exits and goes to states.

Pari: tadap tadap ke is dil se ah nikalti rahi

aisa kya gunah kiya ke

loot gaye ha loot gaye !!!!!!

loot gaye hum loans ki payments me!!!🤢

pari goes to jail.🤢🤢🤢!

wow you are gifted and humorous

😆 ideas that was the best!! God that was awesome.. can't stop laughing !!!

Originally posted by: Rumi

Pari: tadap tadap ke is dil se ah nikalti rahi

aisa kya gunah kiya ke

loot gaye ha loot gaye !!!!!!

loot gaye hum loans ki payments me!!!🤢

pari goes to jail.🤢🤢🤢!

Rumi😆

I love you😉

I just had to revive this.

We all need a good laugh now
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Thank BL! We sure could use a laugh!

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