Bliss of Matrimony - Page 4

Somebody please help me with Pari...

I am out of ideas😭

how dare you talk about Ides? i am writing the poem for Ides.

suppose Armaan marries Ides.

Armaan: tere mere sapne ab ek hi rang hai

ha jaha bhi le jaye ye dil hum sang hai!!!!😳😳

Ides: yeh kya hua ? kaise hua ?🤢

kyon hua? kab hua? 🤢

jab hua , tab hua 😡

woh chhoro ab purab ki bare me socho.😭😭

again second song from Ides:

yaad aa raha hai😭

Purab tera yaad aa raha hai.😭

yaad aane se fir jaane se jaan ja raha hai!!!😭

Purab: mera jiban kora kaghaz kora hi reh gaya

jo likhatha aasoon ke sang beh gaya!!!😭😭😭

Purab again:

tumhe yaad karte karte

jayegi rayan saari

Ides tum le gaye ho apni

sang nind bhi hamari!!!!😭😭😭

Ides: woh bhuli daastan

lo phir yaad aa gayi

nazar ke samne

ghata si chha gayi!!!!😭

Armaan : mera dil jis dil pe fida hai

woh bewafa hai, ek bewafa hai!!!!!🤢

armaan commits suicide.🤢🤢🤢

Raj in memory of armaan:

nafrat ki duniya ko chhorke

pyar ki duniya me

khush rehna mere yaar😭😭😭

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh Rumi......... Thanks......

So Do you mean Ides is a widow now?😆

Armaan commits suicide??? Rumi.. how could you? 😉

if Armaan marries Ides na? armaan will always marry jassi!i am talking about armaan not apu.in fact apu is ides's husband .u knoow that!😆😉!

wah wah Tonymukhi and Arumi......tum log ka jawab naheen😆😆😆

Originally posted by: ides

wah wah Tonymukhi and Arumi......tum log ka jawab naheen😆😆😆

ur Shilpa??? I am out for a few days and what have I missed!!! 😕 All this time you faked to be in love with Purab. Shame on you, lil' missy!!! 😲 😛

bluelotus...that was toooooooooo good! 😆 😆 that's the best thing i've readon this Forum!!! 😆

😆......now i seriously have no clue as to who is who

If u marry Pari.....

1. Make sure ur brain has been donated to the poor and needy (Armaan Suri, top of the list)
2. Set up a trust fund that would take care of Pari's makeup and hairdo.
3. Under no circumstance should you say anything even remotely intelligent or there will be a divorce on grounds of mental incompatibility.
4. Take a crash course in Bimbo Lingual 101 so that the most expressive words in ur vocabulary are reduced to "Wowwww" and "Coooool"
5. Send the bride-to-be to the beauty parlor 2 days in advance so she makes it to the mandap on time
6. Invest in birth control. This is a social issue, we dont want to increase the # of "Fluff" in the world.
7. An advance booking in a renouned mental institution near you might be a good idea......will save the mentally challenged wife to seek an appropriate place for u when she succeeds in driving u crazy.