Hiiiiiii my lowesss!!! I can finalllly log on again & for those of you whose PMs I haven't responded to, pleaseee forgiwe me & I'll do it ASAP. Other than that, I've been missing out on a lot of fun, I see! Happie belated burdays to everyone whose special days I missed, Prachu, I hope you're feeling better, LR, I hope you're back in action, Deepa, I KNOW you're back in action ;-), my fellow JandA brigadiers & Tree Huggies, I'm fully confident that you have done our jobs well. =) On thattt note, the commentary below is for Tuesday's episode. I wrote everything out & then the stoooopid computer wouldn't let me log on..so, now you'll get 2 commentaries..one for Tuesday, one for the infamous Thursday episode, AND an India diary. I have SOOO much to tell you guys!!! =P
1) BLOODBATH: Mannn, I had a heart attack along with MamaSwati when I saw the preview of the Geeky Genius being shot. THEN, I heard that Nandu was going to be killed off because Gaurav was unhappie with the show..OBVIOUSLY someoneee was just being WERY mean to me & trying to make sure I went bonkers. Whattt a way to show a potential reunion..but @ least Gaurav got some importance again. When Turd & Doodie and/or PHONY TV realize that integral characters should not be effaced off the show, then maybe JJKN's TRPs can rise once more..but even if they don't, I know my butt's still going to be plopped in front of the TV @ 10:10PM. WHY 10:10PM, you ask? Because apparently "Ek Ladki..Anjaani Si" finds it necessary to show a 293 minute episode every day & therefore have JJKN start late. >:<~ In any case, yayyy for my Dimpie becoming GG's saviour..I lowe that he's always in the right place @ the right time..sarcasm intended. ;-)
2) M.A.S.: So, our favorite Mindless Ass Suri has gone certifiably insane. I myself have gotten a clean bill of health & been discharged from the I-F Sanitarium so there is a vacancy in room 1026 for Mollie. She's gone absolutely psychotic! Worse than Pervman would be if he lost his Unchee Mooch..worse than Aryan would be if he lost his pinstripes..worse than MM would be if his mouth suddenly dried up or his necklace was on the right way!!! ;-) I just don't understand where her dignity has disappeared? Probably in the same place as Satya Paul's temporary bout of insanity with that collared blouse that Rakshanda had on with her beautiful sari. Whooo makes a blouse like that & then makes someone wear it in public? Ewww. Anyway, so now Mollie's going to try & get Reggie Boy involved in her sadistic & partially masochistic plan to win my Dimples back..come on ladie..Reggie's a LOT of things, but a psychotic mental case isn't one of them..those genes went to P.C. ;-)
3) MR. MOO: This CBI officer & his sidekick are more annoying than Khatra Khatri. Thank G-D they made that man stop "WOOO WOOO" ing..that crap was just as bad (if not WORSE) than the "ahhhhahhhhhs" from W.S.L. This stoopid cop chews more gum than JO-ke & the cows on the streets of Mumbai..& I thought I was a dentist's worst nightmare..not to mention anyone with manners. BLECHHH..someone please leave him & his BubbleBall sidekick in Goa..the more I have to see one chew & the other "WOOO WOOO", the closer I will be to readmission to room 1026..& then Mollie won't get the treatment she so needs. =(
4) NOBS (CC) NOTE: I lowe my Dimpie's colored hair. I think it looks lowely..the only thing he needs to do is PLEASE cut the back..do nottt go for that long haired, middle parted, Suneil Shetty do please.
5) NOBS (CC) NOTE: Mona looked absolutely stunning. I know all Tree-Huggies have probably already mentioned this as I have seen some of the posts, but she looked awesome..& tan too...looks like the Goa sun has been kissing her face.
6) NOBS (CC) Award goes to the obvious..one to Mona for her wavy hairdo & the black kurti throughout the episode. She looked byoooootiful & I know the majority of you will agree with me. The second one goes to my Dimpie in his white suit. I know he wasn't wearing it in this episode but since I didn't get to comment earlier, his NOBS (CC) award is being carried ower. ;-)
7) P.S.--> Did you guys notice how they had Mona in a black suit & Dimpie in a white one to depict "good" & "evil"? And they cut Wally's line about Dimpie's "black & white" suit that they had showed in the preview. Thank G-d they had an iota of sense. It was so idiotic.
8) WHO, or should I say, WHAT the hell is that Suzanne Sassey? Someone please tell me where she came from & where they found her??? First she spoke in broken English..then she spoke in even more broken Hindi..then she spoke in fluent Russian or something? Woman, pick a language..stick to it. I needed subtitles for her whole dialogue..even the English one. =O It was like trying to watch Celina Jaitley convincingly act & gracefully dance! Her sidekick/assistant was more pleasing to listen to & look at.
9) So I left our dear Puru Suri in New York with the Shamiana girl only to arrive in Mumbai & find him sitting @ a mandap in a Boro Plus commercial with the Big B..& then find him disturbingly play an evil boss in Kittuu Sab Jaantii Hai! I'm so confused considering Kittuu is on @ 9:30PM (I refuse to watch Ek Ladki..it's a disgrace to the medical fraternity..idiots!) where I see a mean Puru & then my JJKN @ 10:00PM where I see a sweet ILU ILU. My brain is totally confused..or that could just be the lack of logic in Tellywood. ;-)
10) NOBS (CC) Note: They FINALLY let Mona wear normal lipstick in Goa!!! NO MORE CHLIPS!!! Yayyyy..=) Speaking of lipstick however, any idea why GG was also wearing lipstick? I mean, I know Nandu Bandhu & Wally are tight, but come on..there should be a limit here. He looked like he had just come from kissing a red "Wet Paint" wall. =P
11) So obviously there was a dialogue hint today about P.C. & Wally's meeting..where Wally said that they're going to meet at a time where they'll look at each other & "hehraan ho jaye". Well, little do you know Wally, littleee do you knowww what's in store.
12) This is again a comment from an earlier episode. Number one, I can't wait until I go to Goa!!! It's gorgeous. Number two, that blue drink that was by P.C.'s chair looked quite yum! ;-) And number three, apparently, in an effort to change his identity, P.C. has switched from the color pink (remember, it's also an S.S. fave..heehee) to black cha**s..except he didn't realize that what he was wearing was actually a pair of black cut-off shorts tinier than Jessica Simpson's Daisy Dukes in The Dukes of Hazzard & tinier than Tanishaa's skirt in Neal 'N' Nikki! =P Leave it to the ladies, P.C., leave it to the ladies. ;-)
13) Okay, so Mr. Moo & BubbleBall should be expelled from the police force. WHO the hell stands there when a Jeep full of durtie thugs rolls up in broad daylight, ponders for a bit as if the very FACT that it's a Jeep full of gundas isn't obvious enough, & then starts haphazardly shooting bullets into the air??? Way to endanger civilians, you retards. In the midst of police idiocy, our poor Geeky Genius almost lost his life! >:<~
14) Speaking of the bloodbath, I loweeee that in everyyyy movie or show, they show a crowd of people just staring @ what just happened. I mean, hey guys, get a hobby, get a job, whatever..last I checked, standing around a pool of an innocent's blood & glasses & gabbing about it wasn't a legitimate extracurricular activity..& I'm pretty sure you don't get college credit for it either!
15) And WHAT is it about the Indian healthcare system? It may not be realistic as I don't know much about it here, but come on..does there ALWAYS have to be a scene where the nurses deny treatment until an FIR is filed? Yet another disgrace to healthcare systems all over the world. The Hippocratic Oath states that you will do everything in your power to save your patient..every doctor EVERYWHERE has to take it..& if that isn't the case in India, then someone should do something about it. >:<~
16) One fraworite of tonight's episode? Dimpie picking up Wally's phone. Heeeheeeheeeee..I lowed it. Poor Reggie..after Mindless's phone call, he didn't know what to think. I'd help you, MM, but I don't think it'd make any difference. And seriously, was the U.S.M. really necessary when showing Ragady's uncertainty? Are they really running out of original music? Although I must say, I admire the fact that when they run out of new music, @ least they're using their OWN old music..unlike a Mr. Anu Malik who steals every song ever made in any & every country.
17) The IOTE of the evening goes to Wally only for a second..for that split second that she thought that Dimpie could have done that to GG, I wanted to hit her. Then I got over it because she came to her senses. The REAL IOTE of the evening goes to poor stooopid Reg Man. Dude, you're NOT her real hubbie. You don't have any of those rights. You have no right to question her, you ass. And WHO would believe that a possessive husband is a GOOD thing that every woman wants!? Even someone with an IQ of 4.2 wouldn't believe that. Reggie dear, concentrate more on yourself & less on Wally..you've been wearing the same outfit for days..& the same expression for months!
18) The Emmy Award (s) of the evening go to the entire core cast. Apoorva's wonderful emoting when telling Nandu how badly he needs Gulmohur for Jassi. Gaurav's expressions when he got shot, when he woke up from his surgery, & his awesome reactions to Dimpie's confessions. Rakshanda's entireee psycho scene where she's talking to Aryan about JandA was so beautifully done..but then again, she always acts well..& now her Telly Award proves it even more. And finally, Mona. Her expressions when Nandu was initially telling her about Dimpie's desperation to meet Karishma's chair & save GM, her expressions of confusion & uncertainty when she was watching Dimpie take care of Nandu, & her expression when she heard Dimpie say that he still feels his Jassi. These people all earned & deserve their ITAs..only Gaurav needs one now..& he is definitely well-deserving of it. They make you feel for their characters so deeply that I think that's why sometimes people forget that the actor & the character are 2 different people. YAY for you!
19) As for Dimpie saying "Good morning" when GG opened his eyes from surgery..DAMN MANNN, that's ONE time in life that I wouldn't mind being woken up! ;-)
20) ILU ILU's phone call to Wally made my day. It was JUST the push that Wally needed to cement her uncertainty about her actions after seeing Dimpie talking to her in the Magic Mirror. YAYYYY MamaIlaaaa!!! Welcome to the good side..aka the JandA Brigade! =)
21) And finally, what a terrible preview! Just showing the sign for the carnival is plain mean!
Okie..time to write yesterday's..heehee..mannn, I missed this!!! =P
L❤️WE,
Sid
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