Posted:
This is Sid Commentay
She told me/CB to post it
Hi my dears..I'm STILL having log-in issues &
SSS: PINSTRIPED PAGALPAN,BB,& GEEKY GENIUS
Hiii everyone!!! I can't tell you how much I miss logging onto I-F..it's a sick addiction, I know. =) I'm having a blast in Mumbai..will get to stalking my Dimpie soon enough..heehee..maybe I'll bring him home too. ;-) Here's my combined commentary for Thursday's episode & Monday's episode. All I can say is BLAHHH..I'm not missing ANYTHING on the show besides I-F. Also, I'm SO glad to have LR & Deepa back safe & sound. <3
1) PINSTRIPED PAGALPAN: Okay, so this is getting kind of ridiculous. Either the designer for the men on JJKN has gone visually challenged or he/she is VERY fond of J. Bedi & JessiCeha's prison cell bars..HOW MANY TIMES can one put pinstripes on a man? Pinstriped Pops has set the ugliest trend ever! I used to find pinstriped suits debonair..now I find them dizzying. We had Aryan in variousss forms of the stripes..as if black wasn't bad enough, they made him wear BEIGE!!! BEIGE!? That doesn't even qualify as a real color! Yuck. Even my poor Dimpie fell victim to the pinstripes..<SIGH>..I still lowe you though buddie. ;-)
2) BB: So, Mr. Bimal Bhattacharya seems to be very comfortable swapping rival fashion houses like he changes his chadds. Isn't there ANY such thing as contractual obligations & agreements!? My poor Wally is having anxiety/paranoia/stress/revenge attacks one after another in a span of mere hours. Dude, she's young, but come on! By the way, in my opinion, Bimal Bhattacharya looks like an aged Veeru. Veeeruuu? Is that youuu? Aapne itni English kab seekhli? Aur when did you become a Hollywood director? I'm so proud..@ least SOMEONE from GM went places! ;-) For someone who keeps speaking about "professionalism" in an international field, BB's an ass..just not as "Mindless" as you-know-who. ;-)
3) GEEKY GENIUS: Okay, so Nandan Varma FINALLY has a nickname. He's the ONLY dude on the brain with SOME sort of semblance to a brain left. Wally, you need to listen to your BFF. GG is the only guy who knows you better than you know yourself (Sorrie MM, no matter HOW many times you try, it ain't EVER gonna be you!), & I'm sure somewhere in there, he realizes that you still lowe Dimpie. Um, so, can YOU realize it too now? I would appreciate it more than anythingggg! As for the GG resignation letter preview, I dunno..we all know he isn't gonna leave Wally high & dry..but I almost think he should. As a loyal Tree-Huggie, I feel that is in the best interest for my fraworitest Wally.
4) Ummm..did anyone else realize that the Wallys aren't back yet? WackO said that they were due back in Mumbai a while ago..did she mention anything about them on the 2 episodes that I missed while in transit? FIND THE WALLYS!!! I WANT BEBE!!! =(
5) IOTE of BOTH evenings goes to my dear Dimps. My poor baby is such an idiot, I almost want to smack the hell out of him..I mean, I'll make him feel better after that, of course, but still. WHY can't he realize that while he's busy talking to a picture (which he DEFINITELY blew up to almost life-size!), his psychotic wife is off plotting unreal pregs with her equally inane "Big Bruttha". Lol..didn't the DOCTOR notice that the ultrasound showed a nearly FULL-TERM baby while Mollie's supposed to be in her 2nd month? Not only that, um, doc, did you not see that if indeed that was Mindless Ass's ultrasound, that she's apparently having quadruplets!? There were like 4 heads on that thing! ILU ILU is another one..after having 2 children, lady, you should know SOMETHING about ultrasounds & such..if you knew that a baby couldn't kick in the 2nd month, shouldn't you know that it shouldn't have fully grown limbs either? =( BLECHHH to everyone on this show..my poor Dimpie is being played for a fool & even AA is FINALLY owning up to that (I just read that article that was posted).
6) Apparently, while the rest of us in the real world were living our lives, every designer in the world of fashion has become homosexual. THere is no such thing as a straight male designer left..damn dude, there are so many gay characters on JJKN, that I feel like I'm back in my dorm in the East Village or @ my job in Chelsea! =)
7) NOBS (CC) Award of the evenings go to Dimpie in his light blue & white combo..YUMMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE..now THAT'S what I call dessert! ;-) Wally's black & red sari was also really pretty & Geeky Genius's gray & blue suit finally did Gaurav some justice. And pleaseee! DESIGNERS! Put the color brown to BED! Your character looks like the little children in the Surf Excel commercial..or better yet, looks like the results of what would happen if MM did finally succeed in curing his perpetual constipation. ;-) Even Cuckoo Charlie looked kind of stylin'!
8) The Emmy Award for both evenings, I humbly & modestly present to myself..for sitting through 60 minutes of pure unadulterated idiocy with a straight face..AND for defending it to my family. Congratulations Sid! I'm so proud of you! =P
9) All of the doctors on EVERY serial in Tellywood are an insult to the profession. If every doctor could be paid off so easily, I would NEVER EVER even THINK about joining the medical fraternity. BOO to you! >:<~
10) NOBS (CC) NOTE: It is my mere suggestion that EVERY SINGLE MEMBER OF THE JJKN CAST PLEASEEE go for a group haircut!!! The highlight of my Sunday was seeing Sonu Nigam @ the Hakim's Allim salon in Bandra chopping his hair off..no more Salman in "Tere Naam" hair for him..I think JJKN's unit should do the same! I'm sure they'll give you a GREAT group rate guys..& in the process, you might even be able to clear the hair that's blocking your ear canal & thereby preventing you from listening to the moronic lines that you're forced to recite episode after episode.
11) YAY for the return of the JandA music in the right place for once!!! Now if ONLY they can stoppppp with the freaking "Choo Liya Hai" everytime Raggie wants to drool..seriously, he's rivaling the Mumbai floods! AND PLEASE GG, keep him away from Wally..AS FARRR as possible..he was WAY too excited when she hugged him & when she ate the food from his plate while they were packing up their consignment for BB..hmmm..does real life transfer to REEL life here? ;-) (SORRIE JK!)
12) W.S.L. is back...ahhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhh..=( And so is D.S.D. Although WHY they use D.S.D. while my Dimpie is trying to figure out who's behind Karishma is beyond me. Who knows? It's kind of like how the U.S.M. is now a heartfelt dedication to Bimal Bhattacharya aka Veeru, Sr. :-P
13) NOBS (CC) NOTE: NOT a fan of Mollie's last two saris..the black & red one looked like she was wearing a red BIB (note to you Mindless..you're not a baby, NOR are you carrying one) & the Om one was just hideous in my opinion. It's like her left pectoral was in a state of deep meditation!
14) Looks like they extended how much of the next episode that they show in previews..what do you think?
Sorrie this isn't as long or as funnie guys..I've been ripping my hair out trying to log in for a week now! =( I miss you guys to death & I will definitely post my commentary on tonight's episode (Tuesday) on Wednesday afternoon. MISS YOU & LOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU ALLL!!! Time to head back to the teewee after dinner..have to watch S.S. & my Dimpie tonight..let the voting begin! FINALLY! ;-)
TREE-HUGGIES UNITE! JandA BRIGADIER..& yahhh, I'll be a part of the Geeky Genius fan club too. ;-)
Loweeee,
Sid aka Tree-Huggie, Public Defender, Head of P.R., JandA Brigadier, GG Band Member, & PROTECTOR FROM MONA'S WEIGHTMONGERS..ALWAYS! ;-)
Veer Hanuman
Anupamaa
