An Idiot's guide to writing FFs w/o plagiarizing - Page 12

Originally posted by: vgedin

Yes K, lessons from Bollywood dear. Very useful 😃 You may want to tweak the sentence a little though, don't want to plagiarise do you ?

Originally posted by: lazyleaves

Kay cum fast ;-)

Originally posted by: Naach_Basanti

<font color="#CC0066" size="4"><font face="Comic Sans MS, Times, serif">No Deer, slow nd steady will mk u come CuM more quicker. 😉</font></font>

Originally posted by: madmaxine

For my dear friends the Chamelis and our newly extended family- the readers. Some of you (Juhi at least) knows exactly how hard this is for me. So, at least she will appreciate the things I do for you all. I love you all yaaras. And before I begin, here's a song for yougaiz. Koi mood kharab mat karo. This is not asli duniya, ya? We all have lives (and work that I am neglecting sorely!) and this is but a small portion of it.

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1og9SYjJxd4[/YOUTUBE]

Tell me that didn't make you smile? 😃

And now- Maxine's very first (and hopefully last) Kadka OS. (Only and only for yougaiz. Bas. Bol diya).

DA Pla-jiya-jism OS: Ferrari ki sawaari

"Red, come to Poppa," said Arnowji, luking up frm the shrink's couch.

She luked bck at Arnowji. Dil did dhak-dhak. Dhak-dhak. Dhak-dhak. Uska jiyara darne laga.

"Saiyaan baiyaan chodna, kachchi kaliyan todna," she sang as he luked at her wikadly.

"Red, aaja meri gaadi mein baith jaa, aaja meri gaadi mein baith jaa," sang Arnowji.

"Kaunsi gaadi Arnowji?" she asked, as he pulled her to his lap.

"Yeh hai Ferrari, yeh hai Ferrari. Yeh hai Ferrari ki sawaari," (plajiyajism-ed from Semanti on the CC, ya) sang Arnowji. She didn't know men nickname their Choteys and fr Arnowji- he called it his Ferrari. Vrooom. Zero to 120 in 30 secs.

"But frst, v mst drnk da daru, Koosie. Ferrari needs Daru to warm up," said Arnowji. He pored a hge glss of Bourbon (not the biskoot) down her throat. And dan, he lickd da rst off her lips.

Her legs started da fiddlin'. Arnowji's Ferrari started da vroomin. She jumped on his enjin. Dey both lost demselves in da passion.

"NK, NK, NK, NK", she cried, as da injin jmpstrtd her core.

"Red, it's me, ur Vroom-Vroom" said Arnowji, shocked, as the injin just died completely.

"Dafuq! I'm Lavanya, u drunk psycho," said da girl, getting off him. "Koosie's been dead 7 years. And ur Ferrari needs fine-tuning. Pata nahi- Ferrari ki injin aage nahin, peeche hoti hai, saala!"

DA END.

How was it friendzz?

OK, that was hard. But in for a penny, in for a pound, ya? 😆

Originally posted by: EXPELLIARMUS

Since Max is asleepz, M heer 2 plagiar..I meanz, answer on her behalf.😳

M tink U wud be safe wonly if U wrote about a Kilt-wearing Scottish McArnow, who rides a mule, drinks da thanda pani wonly, has cataracts in both eyes, keeps saying 'Chal McDhanno', and is a anemic (no kostin of any type of blood, geddit?), Farmer wid a tendency towards kleptomania.

Wen he consummates wif da maid McKoosie, no one will cry out anytink coz dey be drunk, ya? DAN hangover McRabba Ve dun.👏

Nd U must write awl dis in Hebrew on parchment, so no kostin of plagiarizing anyone in dis century, ya?

Nd after U do awl dat, post da warning dat U wil burn ur parchmentz if awl readers read it nd don't send U comments by pigeon-post.😡

M tink U shud be safe DAN.

Ur welcum, deerz.

TFS

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