(MU has no The End...)
Rabba Vey ka kuch pata nehin hain...
(Don't know where Rabba Vey has gone...)
Suna hain ASR ka beta aayaa hain...
(Heard ASR's son has arrived)
Even though Koosie bitiya pregnant nehin hain...
(But Khushi is not pregnant yet)
Arnavji was the playboy...
Kis gadhi ne socha ki virgin hain?
(Which idiot thought he was virgin?)
La ke saath itne din live-in kar chuke...
(Did live-in with La for so long...)
Ab doosri ki baari hain...
(Now comes girlfriend no. 2)
Lekin beta ASR,
(But, my dear ASR)
Itna to akal lagate...
(At least used this much brain)
STD ka dar naa ho to naa sahee...
(Even if you were not scared of STD)
Umbrella to use kar lete?
(At least could have used protection)
Koosie bitiya ki bhi kya kismat hain...
(What luck Koosie has...)
Bechari ki bekar jawani hain...
(Her youth has gone down the drain...)
Ab tak hubby ki Di ki pareshani thi...
(Until now she was baby-sitting Di)...
Ab uske bachhe ki nanny hain...
(Now ASR's son's unpaid nanny)...