ONE SHIT: HP-LAKSHMI KA PYAAR

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Vee

@reflorated

Rocker

+ 4

Posted: 13 years ago

hey! I lost a bet, because of which I had to type this... thing... and post it here. Please DO let me know what you think... if I wasn't such a brave little egoistic chiklet, who can't back down after giving her word, you may have seen this THING over my dead body. I promise this is NOT me... thankyou. Dear friend to whom I lost the bet, if you are reading this (which I know you are) and are laughing, I will see that everybody gets an invite to your funeral. Thanks. :|

ONE SHIT: HP-LAKSHMI KA PYAAR

HP flt sumthin mov in d shadows... n den he wnt 2 da bathroom n chk it out.

HPs mouth wnt wyd wen he sow a bootiful ladyyz dnce undr d shower in whyt sari... lek mandakini d apsara.

HP flt hiz land go hrd, ass he stpped 4ward n decided 2 ask da womn hu she wuz.

HP: hu r u?

Ladyz: m Lakshmi

HP: wht r u doin here?

Ladyzz: nani ji's rum bcame 2 hot 2 hndle... so cme here 2 cul of.

HP: nani ji?

Ladyzz: yes HP! M Lakshmi d goat. A lng tym ago, I ws nani ji's servant... n den 1 dy, nana ji sow m wid ma hair opn n tryd 2 fk m. Bt whn I dint lt him fk m, he crsed m 2 bcome a goat, til sumbdy fk m in ma human 4m. I bcome humn nly once a yr! dis tym nly am I human!! HP!!! Sve m 4m dis curse... fk m. pls!! fk me!!! I wil bcome ur wyf.

HP: wht abt da rasams?

Ladyzz: HP!! 2 hel widda rasams!! Fk me... luv me... I wnt u dammit!!

HP quikly opn hiz clthes n stppd in2 da shower. He was heppy.

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4got 2 pst last part-

I WNT LT U KNW WHT HEPEND NXT, IF U DNT TAKE ME 2 P150. THNKS.

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Krani

@Krani

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Posted: 13 years ago

HP flt hiz land go hrd

Felt...his...land...go..hard,

T😳his was sooo well done. I could feel the electrifying chemistry between Lxmi and HP, and the way her long hair fell around, causng HPs land to go hard (teehee) 😳 Khushi's...I mean Laxmi's need for HP was so romantically written, that you got my gutter thoughts going wild 😳 She needs the man, and is begging him! That is hawt 😳

How will I sleep tonight now, dear 😳

Update naaa, I want to know what happens next 😳

ad me 2 ur PM list 😳 I promise to be silent forever 😳

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WonderWoman101

@WonderWoman101

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Posted: 13 years ago

I actually created an account, so I could laugh my bumm off.

🤣🤣

PS- I guess the first post here is supposed to be a big deal. I don't really know, just came online for the first time. -.-

and- I am the friend who made her do this, just btw :') I know I rock

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Vee

@reflorated

Rocker

+ 4

Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: Krani
HP flt hiz land go hrd

Felt...his...land...go..hard,

T😳his was sooo well done. I could feel the electrifying chemistry between Lxmi and HP, and the way her long hair fell around, causng HPs land to go hard 😳 Khushi's...I mean Laxmi's need for HP was so romantically written, that you got my gutter thoughts going wild 😳 She needs the man, and is begging him! That is hawt 😳
How will I sleep tonight now, dear 😳

Update naaa, I want to know what happens next 😳

ad me 2 ur PM list 😳 I promise to be silent forever 😳

thnks yaar, tryd relly hrd 4 dis...

Originally posted by: WonderWoman101
I actually created an account, so I could laugh my bumm off.

🤣🤣

PS- I guess the first post here is supposed to be a big deal. I don't really know, just came online for the first time. -.-

and- I am the friend who made her do this, just btw :') I know I rock

I HATE YOU, FO!!!

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Pooja

@pooja_shineStar

Voyager

+ 2

Posted: 13 years ago

🤣🤣...ahahaha!!

the chemistry between HP and Lakshmi is just fab!!

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@boyznaka

Rocker

+ 5

Posted: 13 years ago

Hahahah this was hilarious! xD

Frnz u hv da talentz fr xcellent ryting plzz do ryt more m luv it 2 da corest!

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Vee

@reflorated

Rocker

+ 4

Posted: 13 years ago

^^ thnx frndss... I tryd relly hrd... N i wnt 2 pst nxt part in nxt thread. Pls spam d thread and gt m to thread#2

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arisai

@arisai

Inactive

+ 7

Posted: 13 years ago

res.

I saw the font, V. 😆

I'll definitely be back.

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Anon

@infiresmayn

Navigator

+ 3

Posted: 13 years ago

LOOOL I loved this! :')

I always knew there was some inexplicable pull that HP had to Laxmi ... phantastic! Lowely! 🤣

And thanks for the PM or else I would have really missed out on this ... masterpiece 😆

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Vee

@reflorated

Rocker

+ 4

Posted: 13 years ago

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Originally posted by: MsIPKKNDManic
LOOOL I loved this! :')

I always knew there was some inexplicable pull that HP had to Laxmi ... phantastic! Lowely!🤣

And thanks for the PM or else I would have really missed out on this ... masterpiece😆

Thanks yaar... Relly tryd hrd. U think its a masterpiece? Awww

Thenks 4 rdn!! :')