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Posted: 13 years ago
#31

Originally posted by: EXPELLIARMUS

Hi Jayne!


Im really sorry to disagree, but Anjali getting kidnapped is my nightmare scenario.
Why??Just picture this:
Anjali being abducted from airport/mall, and crying.
Anjali bound to a chair, sobbing.
Anjali refusing to eat, weeping.
Anjali refusing to take her meds, more tears.
Anjali with a gun to her head,on the phone to chotey saying "I love you,chotey" 🤢
Anjali being rescued,more hysterics.
Anjali being carried out of kidnappers den by ASR, and then ASR tending to her wounds while the entire Raizada family stands around and Khushi runs around with bandages and more pills and more crying by Di and then she faints and ASR has to pick her up again..

According to perfumed members, CVs troll IF regularly.
So please, please refrain from putting these thoughts into their heads.
I can deal with Khushi-the-maid , but not with Anjali-the-hostage.
Please.


Focus on the positives, darlin'.

No Anjuli in every episode.
Arnav and Khushi will debate, dream, ponder, and sing their way to playing Homes & Watson.
Night detecting by Arnav and Khushi leading to many other things being discovered in the night.
Anjuli making one phone call - we'll give her one scene - and Arnav needing to be consoled in time honored fashion by Khushi.
Arnav and Khushi trying to lead her out but her gimpy leg means she's left behind and further consolation by Khushi.
In between, HUT FOCKING.
And finally, Anjuli falls off a cliff while Arnav is fighting with the goons and this time no amount of CPR is gonna bring her back.

IPK lives again.

Jayne

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Posted: 13 years ago
#32

Originally posted by: tiya229

I am agree wid u... get jhalli kidnapped. but i have a few conditions. kidnapping can happen only if


1) rocky says "washte ho jayega" in reference to her obession with shyam

2) arnav switches kerosene with papaya smoothie

3) Didi uses her steel-wale abs to fight off manu and rana

4) she sends shyamu a message in the bottle "aap theek hain?"

5) she gifts him another salman khan bracelet

6) she dreams that after giving the bracelt, she and shyam run around the cradleside, playing " Tag, you are the Freeloader"

7) and she and shyamu have a dream sequence " Oh la la- Tu hai meri obbesssion"





1. Actually, Rockey says, "Vaysht Nuhee(n) Ho-nay Doo(n)ga," and grabs a moment or two to tango with Anjuli.
The horizontal tango.
He's been taking lessons.

2. The papaya smoothie gets them all slicked up and sets the mood with its ripe fragrance.
Seeing as how Anjuli is gonna be pretty ripe after 11/28/44/45 days of now shower or change of clothes.

3. Manu and Rana want those steel-whaled abs, dammit.

4. Shyaamu gets a star-to-Khushi telepathic song sequence in which he comes perilously close to her 'Do-ri'.

5. Rocking in his chair, Shyaamu plays with his new Salman Khan bracelet. It was greased well and hidden from Anjuli in places the Sun don't shine.

6. They both open a school in Luxmi-Nuhgurr - the one to which Khushi made the 2 lac donation - and name it, School of Freeloading.
All RM people are the first registrants.

Jayne

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Posted: 13 years ago
#33

Originally posted by: nonasi

IPK-land will discover that Rocky has every forgotten cast member held hostage in some random bank.

NK will act as the hostage negotiator and in exchange for Mamaji, he will trade Anjali.

Shyamu will follow his sugar momma as Laxmi makes a quick escape to safety in the arms of HP.

Once Dadi is in the bank, Masala Mama will remember that he forgot to stub out his cuban, which is resting dangerously close to the vat of GREASE, chameli ka tel, hair gel, ether, and most importantly, kerosene that Rocky threw the unholy threesome into.

KABOOM. All is well in IPK-land.



The KABOOM knocks Arnav and Khushi's heads together and they suffer from amnesia.

They look at each other, GUST OF WIND reappears, HEART DHUK-DHUK reappears, and this close to each other, another KABOOM occurs.
Between them.

Jayne

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Posted: 13 years ago
#34

Originally posted by: nonasi


No wayS! That body-builder man's movie totally ripped off our beloved IPK! Sitaron ka kya, unhone Lallan ko bhi nahin baksha!

(Hmm, somebody needs to refill their ED 'scripts, stat!)


Now that Deepaali is leaving, too, we need to plan a mass kidnap of all these peeps.

Lets start with Rocky.
We'll tape his mouth shut and then... anything's game!😃

Jayne

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Posted: 13 years ago
#35

Originally posted by: Jayne


Now that Deepaali is leaving, too, we need to plan a mass kidnap of all these peeps.

Lets start with Rocky.
We'll tape his mouth shut and then... anything's game!😃

Jayne


Kostin: Which pair will he prefer?


Edited by nonasi - 13 years ago
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Posted: 13 years ago
#36

Originally posted by: nonasi


Kostin: Which pair will he prefer?


me vote pink i have a fetish for all things pink and this is feathery too😈 i shall be more than happy to do the honors for Rocky❤️
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Posted: 13 years ago
#37

Originally posted by: FairyLiquidSoap

me vote pink i have a fetish for all things pink and this is feathery too😈 i shall be more than happy to do the honors for Rocky❤️


Let's reserve the bottom pair for his hands, and the top pair for ... let's get creative!
I feel some S&M coming on.

Jayne

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Posted: 13 years ago
#38

Originally posted by: madmaxine

If they would only change tracks from Didi ki Saut to Didi ki maut!


Now, that's MY dream scenario.

(Maxine is shocked at what a bloodthirsty bitch she has become. Then again..Di made me do it!)



Maybe thats the Diwali treat waiting for us? along with yet another incomplete kiss (with more passion)

Forum will be filled with 'RIP anjali' post. Sigh! would we all live to see that day???
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Posted: 13 years ago
#39

Originally posted by: Jayne


Let's reserve the bottom pair for his hands, and the top pair for ... let's get creative!
I feel some S&M coming on.

Jayne

hmm if we use the pink feather somewhere else then i think it could get rather interesting we can tickle him pink
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Posted: 13 years ago
#40

Originally posted by: FairyLiquidSoap

hmm if we use the pink feather somewhere else then i think it could get rather interesting we can tickle him pink




Wait ! Wait!
When did this thread turn into "50 shades of Di"??

Btw, this is the pair she needs.

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