The Perfect Scenario: Anjuli... - Page 3

Originally posted by: nonasi

IPK-land will discover that Rocky has every forgotten cast member held hostage in some random bank.

NK will act as the hostage negotiator and in exchange for Mamaji, he will trade Anjali.

Shyamu will follow his sugar momma as Laxmi makes a quick escape to safety in the arms of HP.

Once Dadi is in the bank, Masala Mama will remember that he forgot to stub out his cuban, which is resting dangerously close to the vat of GREASE, chameli ka tel, hair gel, ether, and most importantly, kerosene that Rocky threw the unholy threesome into.

KABOOM. All is well in IPK-land.

Originally posted by: EXPELLIARMUS

Hi frnd

My my U r a lil bloodthursty thng arent U?

Go bak 2 ur rvl vampire forum 😡

IPK sux...I mean rox ❤️

Originally posted by: nonasi

😆 No yaara, not bloodthirsty...that's for the impure. I'm too innocent for that. (Just in need of some thrill-seeking, action-packery.)

Originally posted by: EXPELLIARMUS

If U b wntng action nd thrlls, pliss 2 b wtchng Salman flm.

Ths shw wnly has Inaction nd pills.

Originally posted by: nonasi

No wayS! That body-builder man's movie totally ripped off our beloved IPK! Sitaron ka kya, unhone Lallan ko bhi nahin baksha!

(Hmm, somebody needs to refill their ED 'scripts, stat!)

Originally posted by: EXPELLIARMUS

Dey can gt d refills whil trvllng Via-Agra.

Nd sum1 copied r shw??😡

Dey mst b d basherz frm Bali-wood.😡

Originally posted by: diya33

r u alrite. y r u even imaging like this😭

She 😡better not be touchy feely with Rocky❤️ while I endured the brother sister fondling as it is blood related she bloody not relate to my rocky or she will feel how my feel over her touch

Mmm ala moonlighting but without its curse or has the curse already come into effect and that is why we are all not feeling the laub any more

But I doubt there would be any hut focking remember this a sexy dude very much into his sister so err he will not be able to perform till his sister is free and safe in his arms I mean out of harm

Bas

Originally posted by: FairyLiquidSoap

Never Res on the first page People will never go back to read it unless you are real inphamous so am posting my anwer here

Simply marvelous scenario 👍🏼

She 😡better not be touchy feely with Rocky❤️ while I endured the brother sister fondling as it is blood related she bloody not relate to my rocky or she will feel how my feel over her touch

Mmm ala moonlighting but without its curse or has the curse already come into effect and that is why we are all not feeling the laub any more

But I doubt there would be any hut focking remember this a sexy dude very much into his sister so err he will not be able to perform till his sister is free and safe in his arms I mean out of harm

KKG has no job period and ASR is too busy running after his sister So payal and Akash can now conspire to take over ASR fashions and the now defunct KKG Dhaba Service and when those 2 come back they can work for them

A nut will fall on Dadi and she will be rendered comatose and Nani will be back to being Queen B in fact Nani should arrange for one

KKG (as ASR will never have the cojones) make a pact with Shyam that he keeps Anjali out of her life and she will allow him a quick squeeze of her now and then nothing more since she is a cohabiting but married woman

Anjali will then come back after 11/28/'days depending on how quick the deal is sealed Shyam keeps her out of chotey and choteys life KKG gets a prick and we the viewers will get a tiny zoomed out shot of a kiss on the ear followed by a shot of the flowers the bee and the pollen and she will be wearing a night dress when she gets up in the morning so we know they have done it

Bas

She will be touchy-feely with Rocky, Lallan ,Laksmi, and anyone else within arm's reach.

Coz thats how she shows her emoshuns.