I have a Dream - By Wantin 'Other' Thing

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Smriti

@serialjunkie

Rocker

+ 5

Posted: 13 years ago

I have a dream - By Wantin "Other" Thing

(Paraphrased from I have a dream speech by Martin Luther King)

(original text can be found here, for the uninitiated - http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/17/i-have-a-dream-speech-text_n_809993.html)

I say to you today, my friends, so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow with a horrific Dadi, pesky Shyam and horny ASR, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the belief of seeing Consummation of ARHI before I die.

I have a dream that one day IPPKND will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal. And women are beautiful things and it's a crime to hide a shapely midriff or sexy back."

I have a dream that one day on the doorsteps of Raizada Mansion the sons of former philanderers and the daughters of former lovers with checkered past and questionable paternity and history, will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood and marry their children off in holy union.

I have a dream that one day even the state of Shantivan, a place sweltering with the heat of A-K passion, sweltering with the heat of CCTV camera machinery, will be transformed into an oasis of all sex all passion all the time.

I have a dream that my four little lions will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the TRP of their show but by the sexual content of their characters.

I have a dream today.

I have a dream that one day, down in Laxmi Nagar, with its vicious aunties and gross power cuts, with Dadi having her lips sealed and her mouth plastered off with duct tape, one day right there in Laxmi Nagar, little mini-Arnavs and little mini-Khushi's will join hands as sisters and brothers.

I have a dream today.

I have a dream that one day every valley shall be plundered, every curve, hill and mountain shall be kissed, every rough place and stubble shall be caressed and bitten, every crook will be explored with hungry tongues and lips, and the glory of the Kamasutra shall be revealed, and all flesh shall see it together.

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rima

@rima

Stunner

+ 10

Posted: 13 years ago

phew what a dream SJ. I will quote my fav dialogue again for you. sapno ke duniya mein rehna hi accha hai. kyunki haqueeqat me dil toothe hai...with so manyy impossible dreams your dreams will surely hit a big boulder🤣

but i will quote john lennon's song for you ;you may say I am a dreamer...I hope some day you will join us'...and this is for the last paragraph...lots of us will join your dream if that happens😊

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rachna

@cicilia9

Voyager

Posted: 13 years ago

🤣 may ur dreams come true SJ .. for our good n the good of CHOTE

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MentalExotica

@MentalExotica

Rocker

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Posted: 13 years ago

Let me quote President Obama here - the most powerful man in the world right now

This speech goes down in history and the reflections are almost bringing me to ARHI land of love

Tonight, we (ARSHIANS) gather to affirm the greatness of ARHI nation not because of the height of ASR's skyscrapers, or the power of Khushi's military, or the size of Raizada's economy; our pride is based on a very simple premise, summed up in a declaration of love made over two hundred years ago: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equally hot like ASR, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty, SEX and the pursuit of happiness."

That is the true genius of ARHI land, a faith in wet dreams, SEX, an insistence on small miracles; that we can see ARHI tuck in their children at night and know that they are fed and clothed and safe from DADI; that we can say what we think, write what we think, without hearing a sudden knock on the door; that we can have an idea about consummation and start our own consummation business without paying a bribe to the 4 lions; that we can participate in the political process without fear of retribution by GH and PH and Anjhali ; and that our votes for Consummation will be counted ' or at least, most of the time.

This year, in this election for ARHI sex, we are called to reaffirm our values and our commitments, to hold them against a hard reality and see how we are measuring up to our SEXINESS, to the legacy of Arnav & Khushi forbearers and the promise of future generations.

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bhangan

@bhangan

Rocker

+ 5

Posted: 13 years ago

Somewhere over the rainbow, way up high

There's an IPK land that I've heard of once while having chai

Somewhere over the rainbow, skies are blue

And the dreams that you dare to dream,

Will never come true

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meera30

@meera30

Dazzler

+ 7

Posted: 13 years ago

When shall they meet a(nd) gain

In thunder, lightening or in rain

Or will we wait only in vain

Oh dear couple, why no pleasure - only more pain?

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Jayne

@Jayne

Dazzler

+ 3

Posted: 13 years ago

Veni. Vidi. Verdi. (for Rubba Vey)

Friends, IPKians, Countrymen... lend me your remotes.
... Ask not what IPK can do for you. Ask what what you can copy from IPK...

Jayne

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@boyznaka

Rocker

+ 5

Posted: 13 years ago

I'll just quote my dear Shakespeare here--

"Be not afraid of celibacy. Some are born impotent, some achieve vasectomy, some just have Khushi Kumari Gupta as their wife."

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LIKEDMG

@LIKEDMG

Sparkler

Posted: 13 years ago

Keep it up SJ...ASR honge kamiyaab...😆..even I dont know how and whn...wish ur dreams come true...and we can c more in IPK...CVs shud read ff/os/ss write up in IF ...that will help them..😉