Chameli Ka tel Club..Updt..New mail by Pres. pg 32

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Dazzler

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Posted: 13 years ago

#71

Originally posted by: Arhimaniac

Dear Training Manager,

I would like to request you to please join hands with the Emergency services to oversee any training requirements that are needed by our brand ambassador in order to revive his old habits which may have been squashed by the pressure of being The Mr. Right to the wrong lady.

Looking forward to fruitful results.

Regards,

President

CC: All Depts.

In bold red above...🤣

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sonshine

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Dazzler

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Posted: 13 years ago

#72

Originally posted by: namedx

To the Head of Emergency Services,

Might I please get a full report of the above mentioned casualties and the side-effects which were caused as a result of using the 'tel'. And please may I be informed of any other further incidences which may arise as a result of the 'tel's' application.

Thank you for your support.

Kind regards,

Casualty Manager.

The Casualty Manager

Madam,

In response to your request for the details of the incidents mentioned in my letter to The President, CKTC:-

All 3 incidents occurred as a result of incorrect and overenthusiastic overuse of our "innocent product". We have instructed the clients to read the instructions carefully and follow advert 3 diligently. Our subsequent feedback has revealed that the first two incidents were isolated cases of …er… "teething troubles" and the last though unfortunate, had nothing to do with our unique product.

I assure you, that everything is under control as of now.

Thank you,

Ms. Sonshine

Head of Emergency Services

CKTC

CC: The President, CKTC

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sonshine

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Dazzler

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Posted: 13 years ago

#73

Originally posted by: Arhimaniac

Dear Ms. Sonshine,

I appreciate your hard work in the Smooth running of the Emergency Service Department. It will be appropriately rewarded.

I am very pleased with the idea provided by media and advertising department, however I would like to instruct them to please promote the correct usage to women all over the world so they would not require leashes and collars. Had they followed advert no. 3 rather than 1 they would have been deliriously happy too and we would not had to desensitize anyone.

I am very pleased with the smart idea of enlisting Mr. Raizada's help to satisfy our clients needs.

I am extremely impressed by your security measures which prevented the attempt of sabotage of our products by Mr. Shyam Manohar Jha. Please send a CD of the interesting surgical procedures to his home address as a gift and reminder of his outcome if he persists to trouble us.

Keep up the good work.

Regards,

President

Originally posted by: Arhimaniac

Dear Training Manager,

I would like to request you to please join hands with the Emergency services to oversee any training requirements that are needed by our brand ambassador in order to revive his old habits which may have been squashed by the pressure of being The Mr. Right to the wrong lady.

Looking forward to fruitful results.

Regards,

President

CC: All Depts.

The President

CKTC

Madam,

I am glad my hard work in the job assigned to me has met with your approval. I assure you that in future too, the Department of Emergency Services will strive for excellence and smooth running of our club. As suggested by you, the following steps have been taken:-

1. Clients have been advised on the correct usage of our product. The brochures have been printed in 442 different languages including Braille, sign language and idiotish (for the species to which Mrs. Payal Singh Raizada belongs). Audio books have also been released.

2. However the leash and collar has been a hit and clients are attracted regardless of the occurrence or not, of side-effects.

3. The video of interesting surgical procedures has been couriered to Mr. Shyam Manohar Jha as suggested by you. We went a step further and sent him a high definition blue-ray disc along with the latest 72" 3D LED television. The latter was a gift from our brand ambassador, Mr. ASR. He was kind enough to offer us the same when he heard we intended to send the video to Mr. Shyam Manohar Jha. The last we heard, Mr. Shyam Manohar Jha was carried out of his house unconscious, apparently after watching the video. He is presently recovering in the ICU of the Department of Reptilian Studies at the College of Veterinary Sciences.

4. Regarding the issue of restoring certain important phrases to the vocabulary of our brand ambassador, research is ongoing at our extensive and state of the art laboratories. After careful study of the past behavior of Mr. Arnav Singh Raizada we are encouraged to note his unique reflexive reaction to certain activities of Mrs. Khushi Kumaaari Guptaaa Singh Raizada. We have decided to get Mrs. Khushi Kumaaari Guptaaa Singh Raizada to wink at Mr. Arnav Singh Raizada. The number of times and the outfit to be worn by the said Mrs. Khushi Kumaaari Guptaaa Singh Raizada are yet to be decided upon pending further research.

Thank you,

Regards

Ms. Sonshine

Head of Emergency Services

CKTC

CC: Ms. Rapunzale, Training Manager, CKTC

Edited by sonshine - 13 years ago

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anurao.66

@anurao.66

Rocker

Posted: 13 years ago

#74

I just love your sense of humor as I have already told you before Bush, if I am permitted to call you that. Even the writer of the scene would not have imagined what a repercussion that scene would have sparked. Kudos to you, your truly amazing!!!!

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Life is too short, Enjoy it too the fullest

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sree07

@sree07

Rocker

+ 5

Posted: 13 years ago

#75

Originally posted by: Rag1ni
Say what?!
The mind boggles.

contact me...

the solver of all puzzles... 😎

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clarissajohn

@clarissajohn

Rocker

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Posted: 13 years ago

#76

Dear madam president

Im extremely greateful and happy to see a thread of our own for our novel venture. After attending tow day long taekwondo session, im back to take up the duty wholeheartedly. I know my immediate intervention I need as our alley Mr Shyam Manohar Jha is one agisn showing his true colours after over usage of chameli ka tel as from the latest spoiler pics it is evident that he is moving ahead with his lusting mission,. I would like to seek your permission to punch in his face as he tried to touch kshushi on behalf of our brand ambassador Mr Arnav Singh raizada. As raziada is now held under captivity, he has asked me to do so. But I informed him that in need Mss madam presidents permission for the same.

Ours faithfully

Shami

Security officer.

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sonshine

@sonshine

Dazzler

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Posted: 13 years ago

#77

Originally posted by: tiya229
Chameli ka tel it is... I will liberally apply it when I fall in lau and during my suhag raat...

Bal mein lagana re,
Chameli ka tel re

Pati ko patana hai
Chameli ka tel lagana re

Bacha chaiye re,
Chameli ka tel lagana re

Arnav ji ki dhundna re
Chameli ka tel lagana re

Sabka jawab hai re,
Chameli ki tel re.

😆😆glad to see a potential client😆😆

however beware of the side-effects😆

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sree07

@sree07

Rocker

+ 5

Posted: 13 years ago

#78

Originally posted by: sonshine
😆😆glad to see a potential client😆😆
however beware of the side-effects😆

I am gonna be rich sooon 😈

Sales are growing up and up and up and up and up😳

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sonshine

@sonshine

Dazzler

+ 3

Posted: 13 years ago

#79

Originally posted by: sree07

I am gonna be rich sooon 😈

Sales are growing up and up and up and up and up😳

let it soar... up... and up... and up... and...

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Arhimaniac

@Arhimaniac

Sparkler

+ 4

Posted: 13 years ago

#80

Originally posted by: clarissajohn

Dear madam president

Im extremely greateful and happy to see a thread of our own for our novel venture. After attending tow day long taekwondo session, im back to take up the duty wholeheartedly. I know my immediate intervention I need as our alley Mr Shyam Manohar Jha is one agisn showing his true colours after over usage of chameli ka tel as from the latest spoiler pics it is evident that he is moving ahead with his lusting mission,. I would like to seek your permission to punch in his face as he tried to touch kshushi on behalf of our brand ambassador Mr Arnav Singh raizada. As raziada is now held under captivity, he has asked me to do so. But I informed him that in need Mss madam presidents permission for the same.

Ours faithfully

Shami

Security officer.