A sad poetic attempt on 'Chameli ka Tel'

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Posted: 13 years ago
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Please note that I certainly was not in my right mind when I typed this out🤣


-Chameli ka tel-


Chameli ka tel What the?Chameli ka tel
So did Payalia weep and wail😭
Coz her hubby did ignore
The worth Rs crore
She so happily bought on sale
yes you guessed right-the chameli ka tel!


"But Jeth ji never did complain"
Poor payalia cried in vain
When my sissy poured down his head the tel
He didnt send her off to jail🥱
Instead he did with her a chotu sa rabba ve
And you akash?You just ruined my freaking day!
And thus was the extremely weird tale
of the popularly advertised Chameli ka tel!


Why one bhai has allergy and so does the other?
Seems like they are a pair of alike brothers!
One sneezes upon mosquito coils
Chameli ka tel?-the other boils!
Even chikni chameli down the lane
Would react vehemently to this complain
But poor payalia just rolled her eyes
And called her dear Buaji wise


Mohobbat ka kajra
Phoolon ka gajra
Why does she need it all I say?😳
Didn't he marry her come what may?🥱
Dear CVs if chameli is done
Off to the laundry days I run!!😵




^^In fond memory of those laundry days when we had Payal akash and the dupatta.

For God's sake you have a sister in your house you !!😡

Edited by Risha_ipkknd - 13 years ago

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Posted: 13 years ago
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nice one.
Have to reply in a sadder way😛

Payalji sab ka suno kehna.

Buaji ke suggestions na lena
Pehla to cartoon banaya
AAkhon mein jo kajal lagwaya.
Don't be tempted by Buaji's chameli😉
Never make it your pyaari saheli
Usko smell karke aap ke pati, pillow apne haath
jatke se chhodenga aapka saath.😭
...
Posted: 13 years ago
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Awesum post👏
I felt bad for payalia
Bua's remedies were a waste
So bua said dis:
"isko lagaa dala, toh life jinga lala"😆😆😆
But wat actually happened:
"Payal ban gayi chikni chameli"!!😆😆😆
Edited by Tiashaa - 13 years ago
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Originally posted by: tvpal007

nice one.
Have to reply in a sadder way😛

Payalji sab ka suno kehna.

Buaji ke suggestions na lena
Pehla to cartoon banaya
AAkhon mein jo kajal lagwaya.
Don't be tempted by Buaji's chameli😉
Never make it your pyaari saheli
Usko smell karke aap ke pati, pillow apne haath
jatke se chhodenga aapka saath.😭
...



ha ha That was better!!😉

Agar karna hai pati ko seduce
To karo apne jewellary ki dukaan ko reduce
And if you havent been to this school
Then why fear?Your own sister made 3 men in the house drool😆

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Posted: 13 years ago
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Originally posted by: Tiashaa

Awesum post

I felt bad for payalia
Bua's remedies were a waste
So bua said dis:
"isko lagaa dala, toh life jinga lala"
But wat actually happened:
"Payal ban gayi chikni chameli"!!




I suggest- navratan oil : Duniya ka sabse chota AC😆

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZM0NDi9j9M[/YOUTUBE]

Posted: 13 years ago
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Originally posted by: Risha_ipkknd




I suggest- navratan oil : Duniya ka sabse chota AC😆

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZM0NDi9j9M[/YOUTUBE]

ya even i use it..bt only in summers...oderwise i use bajaj almond drops..😆
at least better dan dose chameli ka tel...
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Posted: 13 years ago
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😲OMGGG... ROFLLL...🤣

Its hilarious...😆

Me too wonders, Isn't Akash Truly, madly, deeply, head over heels in love with Payal?? Toh usko kaahe seduciya rahi hai...😕 And taking advice from Buaji of all the people??😲 Mami ji se hi puchh leti... Haven't she noticed... mamaji still goes "Manooo" over her..😆
Edited by -Sneha25- - 13 years ago
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Posted: 13 years ago
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this is hilarious
really what's the need for payal to seduce akash when he loves her to the extent of leaving the house for her if his mommy dear doesn't agree for the wedding

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