Originally posted by: -Jamba-
Hey Sush and SG's! 🤗 Good to be back - I miss a day on the 'pective and feel like I've been away forever! 😃
For me, today's epi was better than some we've had recently, but it wasn't really about romance. It was a flashback to kindergarten.
1. Buaji and several random neighbors corner ASR to thank him and praise Rudolph the red nosed reindeer - otherwise known as his wife. Takes about 5 minutes of airtime for the CLICK in his brain - when he finally realizes that he was conned.
But he's mellowed - the old ASR (RIP! 😭) would've stomped out of the nuthouse without a backward look - the new, improved model is busy making sure his wayward wife doesn't fall off conveniently placed ladders.
2. I'm sure there were a lot of folks swooning over today's Rabba Ve. Me - I'll be fine once I stop going 🤣 ...was ASR doing the cha cha on that ladder? One step up, one step down - Rabba ve, then all fall down!
Every shot had him standing on a different step - this was criminally negligent camera work. 😡 Totally distracting for the viewers, who could be forgiven for wondering if BS had ants in his pants while shooting for this sequence.
Anyway, Humpty and Dumpty fall off the ladder (big surprise there!) - and its starts to rain flowers. Oh, and try and ignore that there's someone up there who's obviously shaking that basket, will you? 😕
Right then, I wanted nothing more than to grab the director by his ear, lead him to a DVD player, and make him watch an old Bachchan-Rekha classic - where a similar petal shower sequence gave you goosebumps. (And if someone remembers the name of the movie - you'll be my new BFF). 😛
The thing I really liked about this sequence was the smile that appeared on both their faces when they broke apart. When will the CV's learn that spontaneous RV's work SO much better than the overly scripted, contrived ones? 😕
3. Honey - don't worry your pretty little head about it, or, women and appliances don't mix. Take your pick of cliches - they were out in full force today. The ASR who can't change a tire is suddenly Bob the Builder. Generator? Train? Armed nuclear weapon? No problem. I can fix anything except my love life - which is a complete shambles.
4. Chabi na hui, Bhagvan ka Vardan Ho Gaya. This ROFL line from the snake takes the prize today! 😆 Buddy, you really walked a trail of fire to get to that file, didn't you? He's like the evil twin of Charlie Brown - you just know he's never going to manage to kick the football (succeed in his plans), no matter how hard he tries.
You dimwit - did you think ASR was going to give you power of attorney after he caught you cheating on his sister? I don't get his reaction - if I was a guy married to someone in line to inherit some serious moolah - I'd be dancing on the ceiling. Dimwit's already married to dimbulb - so all he has to do is get rid of ASR, and she'd hand him the keys to the kingdom on her pooja ki thali.
5. Ward-freakin-robe!!! BS almost got rid of the gel, almost got a trim, almost shaved! And the day he gets rid of all those "almosts" will be the day a million hyperventilating teenagers jump off a cliff like lemmings, in screaming ecstasy. 😉 Me - I'm just thankful we're moving in the right direction, less Goofy and more Bruce Wayne!
As for SI - she's still waiting for the budget to open up so she can buy herself a new wig. 😕 I'm sure she's supporting an entire ecosystem in those depths right now.
PS: Sacrilegious parting thought for the day - maybe the MU doesn't need to be cleared after all! 😲
They fought before. They're still fighting after. They Rabba ve'd before. They're still Rabba ve'ing after. - They never had a decent conversation before. They're still not doing it after.
Has anything really changed?
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