Her dupatta has got a tear
She waltzes on her way to Tuition Class
And whistles on the stair
And underneath her ghoonghat
She has a big wig in lieu of her hair
She's always annoying the Shaitaan,
But her penitence is real
She's always hating on the Shaitaan,
Except while Rabba Veying
I hate to have to say it
But I very firmly feel
Khushi Kumari Gupta's not an asset to the Raizada famileee.
Khushi Kumari Gupta makes me laugh
How do you solve a problem like Khushi Kumari Gupta?
How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?
How do you find a word that means Khushi Kumari Gupta?
A flibbertijibbet! A will-o'-the wisp! A clown!
Many a thing you know you'd like to tell her
Many a thing she ought to understand
But how do you make her stay
And listen to all you say
How do you keep a wave upon the sand
Oh, how do you solve a problem like Khushi Kumari Gupta?
How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?
When I'm with her I'm confused
Out of focus and bemused
And I never know exactly where I am
Unpredictable as weather
She's as flighty as a feather
She's a darling! She's a demon! She's a lamb!
She'd outpester any pest
Drive a hornet from its nest
She could throw a whirling dervish out of whirl
She is gentle! She is wild!
She's a riddle! She's a child!
She's a headache! She's an angel!
She's a girl!
Note: You know because summer vacations are always about The Sound of Music.