Experiment: Swami - Page 2

Originally posted by: mahi0809

Did you really try that out with your hubby?.. I mean a gora or kaala type hubby... calling him 'Swami'... even imaginating it cracks me up

Originally posted by: Jayne

Tsk, Tsk, Tsk!

You made the cardinal rookie mistake, muh'dear!

First Impressions and all that.

Gotta go full out in the War...er... Traditional Indian Wife regalia:

1. Complete with both arms laden with bangles preventing you from reaching up and smacking your husband upside the head just by sheer weight;

2. Bedecked in heavy gold (brassy) jewelry to properly force your neck down in the appropriately submissive stance;

3. Heavy anklets on feet weighing you down lest you even contemplate reaching for the nearest escape hatch;

4. A heavy brocade Saari to confine all your limbs in proper mummified position;

5. A huge, round 'Bindi' on your forehead, a la B&W movie heroines of yesteryear, to lull your 'Swami' into a hypnotic state as he stares at it at eye-level;

6. And the liberal application of copious amounts of 'sindoor' in your hair partition to enable easier inhalation by your 'Swami', such that it may reach into his brain and cloud his normal thinking process, and the only comment he is liable to make after the coughing fit has subsided is... gasp! cough.. cough!.. MERCY!

Jayne