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@SeerialLoops

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Posted: 13 years ago

#11

Originally posted by: somzz007

😆 Awesome..

Thanks you so much Somz. I still remember the dare 300 words or less. Today I thought I did, but missed it by 2700 only.😛

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@SeerialLoops

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Posted: 13 years ago

#12

Originally posted by: ttt1

hey feIIow boaters🤗

FM : Voi Maaa !! That sounds very dark and depressed.

MM : No No. It is very comical. You will ROFLYTO.

IoI😆😆😆

Too good sudha

What an episode it was

I have been ranting in every possibIe tread today,

@sukri

The video makes perfect sense subha

That is a discovery for sure even bigger than asr discovering his recliner

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Hi Priya,

Thanks so much for your wonderful comments. Subha sent me the video. I saw it before I saw the episode. That video is too too funny and it popped in my head when I was watching the episode.

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@SeerialLoops

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Posted: 13 years ago

#13

Originally posted by: frockstar
LMFAO...

Special 👏 for

Hotty was realizing he was losing control over his heart sending blood to the wrong places.

Weepy : Happy Hotty Bippity Boo. I have selected a perfect song for you for which you will dance slow dance. As per the public policy you should be dancing as if you are one. Even air should not be abel to enter between you two.

Hotty starts chanting - World Peace. We will we will bring it. We will We will bring it.

Hotty closes his eyes. He tells his brain. Implement Urgent Hostile Takevoer Circuit Breaker.

Hotty opens his eyes. He sees a Jalebi in front of him. He cannot have it. He knows that. His heart sinks. Blood goes to normal veins. And a song plays

Ek Happy Ko Dekha To Aisa Laga (Toin Toin Toin Toin)

By the way are the booking for the unsinkable closed? Is there tatkal service?

We always have place for a rockstar in a frock 😉

Who else will sing my insane songs.

So your place is booked so join the journey !!!

Thanks for your wonderful comments.

Rgds

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@SeerialLoops

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Posted: 13 years ago

#14

Originally posted by: Drwho

Hey you Cleverbot Dynamo Wordsmith, do you ever stop????😃

I was just recovering from my Dain Bramage, now it is completely fried again!!!!😃

I luv your sound effects highlighted in maroon, and the song, and the title of the Macchar movie and the finger speak and the Implement Urgent Hostile Takevoer Circuit Breaker and 😊, in fact I love the entire post, so you get five fingers placed across another five fingers.😃

I am smiling so wide, I could eat a banana side ways.😃

Awww... ☺️☺️

You are making me blush !!!

Thank you so much. If not for handful of people like yourself and some others who have such nice things to say, I wouldn't be posting much. Everytime I read the encouragement, it makes me smile. So thank you again.

By the way - @bold above. I am stealing that line from you. You have been notified. 😛

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@SeerialLoops

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Posted: 13 years ago

#15

Originally posted by: Drwho
Only thing I didn't get is YTO????? My Fain is Bried!!!!

But I got something else, a new title for the serial inspired by Loopy's song.

2942 A Love Story, may be the CVs will sort the MU out by then?????😊

Your Tail Off. Wait !! Do mosquitoes have Tails. Ok. Then. Your Tush Off !!😛😛

How can CVs sort the MU when Kushi keeps hugging everyone thinking she is Munna Ben KKGASR!!!!

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sbk2

@sbk2

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Posted: 13 years ago

#16

Originally posted by: stafhtad
Ok fellow boaters. You know who you are. Not that many of you boaties, take the time to comment in my posts. But I am Shyless and Shameless. So here goes one more epsiode.

Ek Happy Ko Dekha Tho Aisa Laga

Jaise Deals ka papers

Jaise Profit ka numbers

Jaise Losses ka zeroes

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Jaise Payments ka checks

Jaise Business ka cards

Jaise clients ka praises

Jaise Delhi Me Ho Ek Lautha Billionaire!!!!

Ek Happy Ko Dekha To Aisa Laga (Toin Toin Toin Toin)

Loopy : This is different I promise

Ek Happy Ko Dekha To Aisa Laga

Jaise tender is returned

Jaise Proposal is rejected

Jaise Payment has bounced

Jaise Loans are denied

Jaise Bonus has decreased

Jaise projects got shelved

Jaise Delhi Mein Clients Gaya China Ko!!!!!!!

😆 😆 😆

Ok...being your fellow Titanic boater...here I am...😃

I love the songs you pick for parodies...🤣

AS usual...good one Loopy!

Also loved the part about the blood going to wrong places and upon seeing a jalebi which he cannot have, going back to the right place 😆

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@SeerialLoops

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Posted: 13 years ago

#17

Originally posted by: sbk2

😆 😆 😆

Ok...being your fellow Titanic boater...here I am...😃

I love the songs you pick for parodies...🤣

AS usual...good one Loopy!

Also loved the part about the blood going to wrong places and upon seeing a jalebi which he cannot have, going back to the right place 😆

Thank you so much Shweta. I feel happy when people whom i love to interact have nice things to say.

Regarding the Titanic, I saw your reply where you stated, you disappeared for few hours. I did not have that much fun in a thread for a long time. I was beyond myself for finding so many wonderful people who all seem to understand each others thoughts and build on that. And then Smriti said we had to get it to 50 pages. We should decided to spam one boaters post every day. Then, this serial will look much better all of sudden. 😊

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sbk2

@sbk2

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Posted: 13 years ago

#18

Originally posted by: stafhtad
Thank you so much Shweta. I feel happy when people whom i love to interact have nice things to say.
Regarding the Titanic, I saw your reply where you stated, you disappeared for few hours. I did not have that much fun in a thread for a long time. I was beyond myself for finding so many wonderful people who all seem to understand each others thoughts and build on that. And then Smriti said we had to get it to 50 pages. We should decided to spam one boaters post every day. Then, this serial will look much better all of sudden. 😊

The day I come across a fun, spam-worthy post, I have chores to do or step outside...I was gone for a good 2 hours and missed out on joining in...

Anyway...glad you had fun.

I do that often on Annie's thread and many times on Tanthya or Monsi's threads as well.

I have found quite a few like-minded gals here and am surprised at myself...feeling close to gals whom I've never met in life! Hahahah!

THanks IF!

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Smriti

@serialjunkie

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Posted: 13 years ago

#19

ok, just got back from class. thank you sudha for the pm and you should send me pm's no issues iwth inbox getting full. :-))

nice! love the recurring theme of Arnav bitwa. Oath of celibacy till world peace? in that case I am switchign to Baday Achay Lagthay hain, because I did not take an oath of watching a hot as coals yet celibate man till world peace 😆

darn! the PH was misleading us with a promsie of a love story with a difference, who knew the difference would be the hero will never touch heroine EVER!!!

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@uniquebluerose

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Posted: 13 years ago

#20

Originally posted by: stafhtad
Ok fellow boaters. You know who you are. Not that many of you boaties, take the time to comment in my posts. But I am Shyless and Shameless. So here goes one more epsiode.

And i thought you were Shyamless (Shyless + Shameless) !!!!! well eager for the episode and try my best to market it!!!

Originally posted by: stafhtad
Do any of you remember my mosquito post. Dinner and a Movie.
No ? What The Fondue.

https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/iss-pyaar-ko-kya-naam-doon/2800407/fun-post-dinner-and-a-movie

Here is the movie part.

At last the movie is released eh!!!

Originally posted by: stafhtad

MM : Now that we are done with the dinner I promised, let us go see the movie.

FM : What is the movie name. How are the reviews

MM : Initially it was called Is Khoon Ko Kya Naam Doon. Now they changed it to

Is Khoon Ka Yeh Rishtha Kya Diya Aur Saath Nibhana Ek Hazarron Mein Mere Kushi Ka Maryada!!

FM : Bade Achey Lagtey Ho Hi Ho Title.

MM : Audience Mann Kee Awaaz - Title Changed

😭 I thought the title was "Perfect bride Khushi ka swayamver with What the Arnav dilhaniya le jayange along with Didi and jeejaji aur didi ki saut Vaidehi!!!! ko kya naam doon" phew!!!!

this is as long as KKGSR!!!!

Originally posted by: stafhtad

FM : How are the reviews

MM : Some show the Thumb Finger, Some show the Index and Middle Finger, some show the thunb and index finger at 90 degrees angle and some show the middle finger.

FM : Wide range. Good. What is it about.

MM : It is a fiction inspired reality show. Two dystopian families decide to play hunger games with an Orphan to see who can stake a claim on her mind, body, soul and existence.

FM : Voi Maaa !! That sounds very dark and depressed.

MM : No No. It is very comical. You will ROFLYTO.

The movie starts with promise of real tale of "child bride" and them goes on to become "second hand" audience found the regressing love tale vary cute so bring a dhamkedar twist the director introduced a dhamakedar running around the pool twist!!!! bur actors got over worked and tired and decided to sleep by the pool alternately!!!

New thought new relations new fans and new ACs also...Laptop out of budget as of now!!!

Originally posted by: stafhtad

Movie Starts

Yaaay yippe let me get you pop corn!!! Let me get myself pop corn...if the movie is not good at least pop corn tho hoga!!!!

Originally posted by: stafhtad

Hotty : Why the hell are you not going to Bali.

Hotty in aside "not that i care as i a;ways plan to seperate you too!!!! your wifey remind me of my wifey!!!!"

Originally posted by: stafhtad

Lamey : Because you have work.

Hotty: of course i have you dimwit...oops sorry dimwit is she right!!! Of course i have to work i have to earn the wreath sorry watch for 75 corores get flowers for the coffin sorry crib for 5 crore...who will give me that money you!!! No nah!!!!

Originally posted by: stafhtad

Hotty : What does it have to do with you.

Lamey : Without your guidance I cannot do anything. I need you.

Hotty : You need me for everything? You don't know anything? Is there anything you know.

Lamey : Yes bro. Sure bro. I do bro. A coin has two sides, a square has four sides, a triangle has 3 sides and circle has no sides.

Hotty is speechless

Lamey : When will you be able to go.

Lamey on side note: even my wifey cannot do anything without your wifey!!!!! You wifey is po*n yoga guru!!!!

Sudha you reckon its lamey who trains those who understand ASR!!!!! He is so SHHHMMMAAARRRTTT

Originally posted by: stafhtad

Hotty recalls what happened the last time he though about going to Bali with his wife and he saw his wife on the beach and '. How a song played and boiled his blood and he got a fever '

Ek Happy Ko Dekha Tho Aisa Laga

Jaise Deals ka papers

Jaise Profit ka numbers

Jaise Losses ka zeroes

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Jaise Payments ka checks

Jaise Business ka cards

Jaise clients ka praises

Jaise Delhi Me Ho Ek Lautha Billionaire!!!!
Hotty gets all bothered and all hot under the collaar. He hates that this song keeps playing in his mind, time and again reminding him of his amorous thoughts about his nymph of a wife, but bound by his oath to celibacy until achieving world peace. (Inspired by Smriti).

Now remember this very clearly he is supposed to remember it at least a dozen times by the end of movie!!!

Good you credited SJ!!!! the CVs don't seem to be doing it!!!

Originally posted by: stafhtad
They both enter the mansion.
Weepy : Chotey. Giggle
Hotty Whispers : Daljeet darling. That should be Chotey. Sob.

I bet i was wondering!!!!

Originally posted by: stafhtad
Interval
Weepy : Today is the opposites day. Yay. Giggly Giddily Goody Two Shoes Yippity Bop Me.
Hotty : I wish my wife was this clueless. I wouldn't have to undergo this

I was wondering!!!! so happy becomes what!!!!!

Option A Moody

Option B Saddy

Option C batty

Option D Dolly

audience Option D dolly par tala lagayien aur jeeth gaye corepati mein baitnae ka chance!!

Originally posted by: stafhtad
Weepy : Chotey. Do you see how I transformed the RM into an exotic romantic secluded beach.
Hotty : What is this nonsense Di.
Weepy : Chotey. I knew you would understand me. And you will not say no to me.
Weepy : You are going to go through a social rasam which is very important for joint families.
Hotty : I thought we were done with all of those.
Weepy : No. Only today did all the family members calendar have free time. So we are all here. We can now watch you perform this rasam
Hotty with exasperation : Ok what is it.
Weepy : Your and Happys Honeymoon.
Hotty : This is a social rasam?
Weepy : Yes, it is not just a rasam, that we all can watch, but it is alos going to be like a honeymoon bootcamp for Leaky (Lamey + Meeky).
Weepy : Go up and change. Happy is already changing
Hotty runs upstairs and closes the door.

Hotty: Di i don't want this Rasam or nay rasam...I am diabetic remember!!! too much of your sweetness gets to me!!!

Weepy: Thank you chotey fro agreeing with me!!!

Hotty: Di i candance only upto a limit i practiced all night but then how can force me into dancing i danced on Sand and geet night right!!!!

Weepy: Thank you chotey fro agreeing with me!!!

Hotty is desperate now!!!! Di i can perform only in front of lusting GHAR JMA III JEE -JHA JEEE but you are so cute (aside: HOWT today!!!) he will not lust at me so i cannot perform...I cannot breath without him...as you sqaid meri saansaen rukh jati hain!!

Weepy: Thank you chotey for agreeing with me!!!

At this juncture !!!!

Originally posted by: stafhtad
Hotty runs upstairs and closes the door.
Hotty : Happy, did you see what they did and what they want us to do. What The Hell!!
Happy : She is your sister. She cornered me into saying yes.
Hotty : I cannot complete this rasam like that in that living room.
Happy : I told her. She doesn't listen. She was just jumping like a rabbit in heat clapping her hands and twirling her pigtails saying bippity bop. I tried to tell her so many times
Hotty : Who and What.
Happy : Your Di. I told her, romantic beach and secluded beach will do nothing for your brother. He will not be able to complete the rasam. That does not turn him on. I even told her what instead would turn you on. I told her "You should decorate the room like a conference room with a projector and a with white boards and '
Hotty : SHUT UP!!!
Hotty grabs a tight fitting skinny jeans which were still lose for his lanky frame and everytime he takes a step they were falling at his feet.

Happy: dude wrong lyrics!!!! wrong pant!!! Its mamiji's and wrong belt its creepy's and wrong dialogue!!!!

Hotty: What the!!!!

Happy jumps in happiness like when her dabba servcie won the best TOI best ghar ka kahan award...now dialogue is right but you are out of tune!!!

Hotty: Happy what are you saying!!!

Happy: the tune is

Ek happy ko dekha to what the laga!!!

ooo jise light na chale

par AC chale

aur recliner jale

aur hald centruy mare

ooo ek what the what the the what the what the!!!!

Hotty: stop it you are giving me headache!!!! I am supposed to look hot and romance you now!!!!

Happy: awww its all because of di...let her get my long life!!!!

Hotty now conphused: you want her to live long but want her to leave creepy and then what would i do without creepy!!!! do you know what creepy means to me!!!!

He angirly does a salsa and dappanguth dance with her!!!!

Boaters and tight tonics are all drooling over the force-ed romance!!!

Those who complain are dumbos remeber its or forced...its Force (movie) ed(ucated) romance!!!!

Think all that Jonny johhny yes papa did!!!

Originally posted by: stafhtad
Loopy : Hai Mein Mar Jawa. Faints
Audience : This is why replies to her posts stop at 2..

Loopy didn't you meet the boy you are supposed to sign a contract with him by hugging the toy cum doll or sissy or at least the lamby and sign it for exact six months

Then use his name in title of the post!!!!! use his shirtless pics and paint it in titatnic the ice bergs the ice maidens and all the IQ 300 phans will praise your post!!!!!!

Originally posted by: stafhtad
Weepy : Chotey. You are in a beach dude. You should be wearing shorts bro. You should be wearing buttonless and sleevless shirts yo!!!

Hotty: Di today is Gudi Karva pawa chaut!!!!

Di : ooops i fogot let me start mey vrat and start singing!!!!

Then happy comes singing!!!

Tu Hotty main Happy piyaji!!!

Tere FB ka parwaj piyaji!!!!!

Tharo maaro milan aiso sab ke samne lage re sathi jaiso

Hotty or creepy hum!!!

ho crappy aur dolly hum!!!

Weepy: Giggles and claps hand!!! Happy ji Haaoy ji what song ...may you get long life!!!! May you get creepy life!!!

On hearing thies Hotty is angry and we get force-ed romance!!! (of course Boaters and tight tonics are all drooling over!!!)

Originally posted by: stafhtad
his oath to celibacy until achieving world peace.

Moi: what celibacy!!!! Why...i thought Gully and loopy promised second life for him in which i would come as dolly akad Khushi aka Happy

Which was i was watching it till date!!!! Face palm!!!!! Goes and jumps and breaks her head!!!! then gets Kh-us-sheee syndrome and jumps happily and does SRK Ra one dance and hangs her room with stars!!!

Originally posted by: stafhtad
Hotty was realizing he was losing control over his heart sending blood to the wrong places.

So all his blood cells are functioning i thought he had clot when he went to play peek-a boo in terrace

Originally posted by: stafhtad
Hotty starts chanting - World Peace. We will we will bring it. We will We will bring it.
Hotty closes his eyes. He tells his brain. Implement Urgent Hostile Takevoer Circuit Breaker.

AWWW he is so pooor boy!!! LEt me help with song!!!

You shall overcome you shall over cum

you shall over cum some day ooo Khushi in my heart!!!!

Happy now loses control and take Khushi from there and runs to La La land!!!!!!!!!

*Its just my silly wish*

Originally posted by: stafhtad

Hotty opens his eyes. He sees a Jalebi in front of him. He cannot have it. He knows that. His
heart sinks. Blood goes to normal veins.
The End
FM : What was that?
MM : I have no idea
FM : What kind of stupid script is that
MM : Written by some Loopy
FM : What kind of stupid songs are those
MM : Written by some Loopy
FM : What kind of story is that.
MM : Written by some Loopy
FM : What does that title have to do with what we watched
MM : Naamakaran by some Loopy
Loopys swats both mosquitoes. Hey you FM & M's What you saw was a movie called Sasural Sabke Fhools.