Technique 2: Now, if you are single and pathetic (like me!) here's what you do. You recite to yourself (as many times as it takes to get the message home). '
ASR is just a character. He doesn't exist. I am an actual person. I am single. ' After you say that about 5 times (2 times if you aren't what we call dheet) you will get that this ASR/Arnav delusion you've been harboring, its pathetic. Your life. even more pathetic. If you retain some (like a tiny little smidgeon) of hope for your life, you will go out there and find yourself a man. Much more fun than drowning in IPKKND angst, promise!
Here...*me raises one hand sheepishly*...
i belong to this pathetic group...yeah will go out in the weekend to find a man...sure to return disappointed😆... ASR is a character *starts chanting*
Technique 3: I'm all about equality of the sexes. So, if I provide tips for women, I provide tips for men. So, if you're a guy and reading this, firstly, Bwahahahahaahaha to you! Secondly, Maxine suggests you watch cricket instead. India loses a lot. But you know why it's more fun? There's more blame to go around. It could be Dhoni's fault for being such a cool captain he's practically made of ice and his brain is frozen. It could be Yuvi's fault for going off and getting Cancer so inconveniently at a time when the nation needs him. (Yuvi, I love you. Kisses.) It could be Sreesanth's fault, for well, calling himself a fast bowler, when all he really is, is an Orangutan on steroids. And we all know it's never God's fault. (God is spelt SRT, OFC!). See, much more fun? It's not all about ASR or KKG! Na-uh. Plenty of blame to go around. More sides to take. More jokes to make. Ya-uh. Get a life people. IPL's coming up! Pick a team. And if you still pick team ArHi, well, Maxine says she'll shed a tear for you. (Crocodile tears, Maxine doesn't do actual tears).
This one brought tears in my eyes...me too will cry for the men reading this...Bwahahahahahahahahaha... My God...what a post Maxine...🤣
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