If Arnav Singh Raizada was not ASR - Page 5

Originally posted by: scarletaura

WOH. (AH)EM. Ji

Naan Petha Makkaaa

[refer your Pen(guin) Pal (in southi-englees Girl Priend) for translation..doubt it wld. still mk sense!]

Why didn't you tell your stalkerific phanka that you've started a thread??? Feel so Prrroud..

...dunno why! I guess I'm happyyy that your inspiring creativity has the spotlight and not just sending subliminal messages between other uber persuasive posts!

(er..I'm guessing this eez your first thread..if not ignore as pspms blabber)

😆, scarcy,...I am le-FATh SPEECH LASS!!

Simblee Louvv-ud yuvar Post-u!

Mellowa Mine..You always this ajeeb fanwa's (lazy) Id(o)le

Since you the Gifat (w)Rapper, I Anu Malik'd Again.. an ode to your original!

Tikra it Thana Tikra it Thana T ik ra it Thana Lets D-uhnce

ASR being ASR

Spectacular

Frikkin' Popular

ASR ka Asar

Dua Hum Sab Par

13-18 yr olds have

Exam Arrear(s)

Anyone older wants to

Reverse Gear

Hom(o)ly Gurlls meet

in threads Ajeeb/ Peculiar

If ASR was no ASR

aHEM (PS)POpular

Even His Brain..

Muscular

Use Binocular

See Expressive Moody

Grind his back Molar

Tikra ka face Taser'd hai

Tikra KKKudiyon mein KKKraze hai

Tikra ke Du(v)et Light Blue

Finger touching ke baad..No Clue

Tikra's WOH THE(PLA) Ang-rez hai

Ha!

ASR's WHAT THE sirf Rage hai

Buttt

Why we louuuvv A.S.R(AI)ZYADA????

Eez bCoz

Tikra can't Express At All-a..

When I Am Gonna See You With The D-uhnce in the Hall

(and not in the KKKitchen)

When I Am Gonna See You With The D-uhnce Say!

~Original Song~

Thirkit Thana Thirkit Thana Thiri Thiri Thana Lets Dance

Hai Muscular, Hai Popular, Spectacular, He'S A Bachelor
Paapu Ki Gaadi Tez Hai, Pappu Kudiyon Mein Craze Hai
Pappu Ke Aankhen Light Blue, Pappu Dikhtha Angrez Hai
Raaton Ki Ghadi Haathon Mein Perfume Gucci Waala

But Pappu Can' t Dance Saala'

When I Am Gonna See You With The Dance In The Hall
When I Am Gonna See You With The Dance Se!!


...p.s. chummma

Originally posted by: Mellowfellow

Bwahahahaha!!

DONGIs to labor

DONGIs to tender

DONGIs in GREEN

Is a TOADs dream!

DONGI's in Green

Will be THE TOAD's DREAM

But this TOAD is BLUE

Open yr TOADY eyes

And See it is TRUE

Hee Haw Hee Haw Hee Haw

Gayreen is not green *GUFFAWWW*

agar ASR, ASR nahi hota

toh shashi itna nahi rota

at 8 pm (me) would sit and do araam

world ke pools would lose their charm

Agar ASR ASR wasnt be

gusts of wind that always blew

sadly would never get their due (That gets due credit in at a different WOHenue 😃)

pom poms would never get stuck

a fashion trend would be out of luck

So there WOHas a secret meeting between the CIA and Mr. President! Reason: Apparently the Indian Intelligence had been much adept at getting the famous gangster Mota Sajjan with a secret WOHepen that noone knew about! Much debate ensued, meanwhile Hu landed up after being riled at the WHO, WOH and HU debate with Anan in tow!

GOPI and Ahem were the moderators!

GOPI: Jee WOH...!!

CIA: W*F, how the hell did these Indians get the guy?

Ahem: SHOCKED MOODy expression!! (Read the WOH'den door behind you)

GOPI: Nahi Jee, WOH...!!

Ahem: GOPI, Ma neh tumhe kuch nahi sikhaya, beech mein bolte nahi!

GOPI: Jee...lekin WOH...!!

HU: Mrs. GOPI, I am tired of your WOH and WHOs! We are discussing more than your theplas and dhokla issues here! These are WOHrld issues!

GOPI: Haan jee, WOH...rld issues! Lekin jee... WOH mein...!

Anan: Doesnt do much except for holding his head in resignation!! *mumble mumble mumble*

CIA: Yes, Mr. Hu what does your intelligence say!

Hu: I think we should let Mr. President know of this new found WOHepen! I wish we could get some intelligence on what its like!

GOPI, who had shared her WOHrldy WOeHs with the WOHu of the raizadas knew that this was none other than the POM POMs the WOHu WOHre to trap the eldest raizada and since he had invested in its TrapWOHness to make it the popular selling female replacement for WOH-GAYt-ra in more colors than BLOO.

GOPI too had invested in a few to get the Ahem MOODY as this appROACH proved very very fruitful, with the raizadas already blessed with 2 channe munne! She WOHre then religiously every day and this had resulted in some NAZDIKIYAS with Ahem holding her WOH'den framed photo and then her arm while the playback KOKILAS went LA LA LA LAAA!!

...🤣

...🤣

...🤣

...🤣

That was serious WOH'd Crackin..er I mean Knock(in ) Knock (in ) ..ChunnoMunno..Hee Haw Hee Haw..Hee Haw..

🤣

She felt shy, nervous and smiled a naughty smile to herself as she thought of her tonights adWOHenture!

..🤣🤣🤣.

Ahem Ahem ..Woh Trojan Horse

He Rides like no other

Bring in the CONDI(um) RICE

To provide WOH'u 's extra spice

THE TOADWA's ad WOHenture

Cracked me up like no other..

Meanwhile...

Mr President: Hu, I think you should send a team on this! We need to figure this out ASAP!

Ahem sits in his full attention MOOD!

Hu: WHO is all riled with his previous encounter, looks at GOPI with a GLEE and decides on revenge as much of his chinese intelligence had been quite unsuccessful!

Hu: Mr. President, I think I have a perfect person, Mrs. GOPI MOODY! AfterWOHall, whats better than a TROJAN horse!

Mr. President: I guess you are right Mr. HU. Lets send GOPI WOHu! Right GOPI WOHu?

Ahem: Sits FLABBERGASTED! Read the same WOHden door behind ya!..OMG ...WOH'd door...BANG on ..KNOCK KNOCK

GOPI: Snaps out of her day dreams, "Mr. President, WOH jee...WHO jee...mein jee...WOH...!!!!

WAIT FOR THE WOH ventures of GOPI WOHu!! 😉

If ASR asr nahi hota

ye post kabhi na hota ;-)

LOBEEE 🤗

Originally posted by: Mellowfellow

Pyaar ka hee haww kamal

Ek kahani bemisaal

Neela aur Laal

Lage har waqt par vaar!

Plalat ka test

WOH karti is best

Iss Pyaar ka iqraar

WOH aur kaise kare yaar

DONGI bhi sheeke

Yeh hai pyaar nakshe

lekin yeh ASR hai dhaqqan

Jise lagi hai WHAT THE ka akkdan!

MELLOW LOWE your post..😆...all is fair in LOWE and Whoar..😆

Originally posted by: Mellowfellow

Oye, Prialooo...WOHat you saying, your Sashii got such a Kofee Anan Mention!!

You see I being a WOHu and all, I was feeling too shy to take his name actuWOHlly! 😆

🤣 and then 🤣 and then some more 🤣

Hu WOH'd have thought that the WOhventures of Gopi WOHu Woh'd be so much p(h)un??? Only Hu🤣!!!!

WOHsome!!!!

Woh jee Hu jee
Lo Jee Suno jee
Main HU Gopi WOHu jee
Kehti main kuch nahi "WOH" aur siva "JEE"
One two ka four aur four two ka one
Jee my teacher is WOH *ahem*, Jee my teacher is WOH *ahem*
Woh'th killer expressions, my teacher is AHEM

All I can say is ... YOU ROCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!

SUPERB post yaar...👏👏👏👏👏
👏👏Loved it ..
Hats off to you ..

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