If ASR wasnt ASR
there would be no posts by scar
you and i would never meet
things wouldnt pick up heat :P *zainuu...are u listening u dongi*
Bwahahahaha!!
DONGIs to labor
DONGIs to tender
DONGIs in GREEN
Is a TOADs dream!
agar ASR, ASR nahi hota
toh shashi itna nahi rota
at 8 pm (me) would sit and do araam
world ke pools would lose their charm
Agar ASR ASR wasnt be
gusts of wind that always blew
sadly would never get their due (That gets due credit in at a different WOHenue 😃)
pom poms would never get stuck
a fashion trend would be out of luck
So there WOHas a secret meeting between the CIA and Mr. President! Reason: Apparently the Indian Intelligence had been much adept at getting the famous gangster Mota Sajjan with a secret WOHepen that noone knew about! Much debate ensued, meanwhile Hu landed up after being riled at the WHO, WOH and HU debate with Anan in tow!
GOPI and Ahem were the moderators!
GOPI: Jee WOH...!!
CIA: W*F, how the hell did these Indians get the guy?
Ahem: SHOCKED MOODy expression!! (Read the WOH'den door behind you)
GOPI: Nahi Jee, WOH...!!
Ahem: GOPI, Ma neh tumhe kuch nahi sikhaya, beech mein bolte nahi!
GOPI: Jee...lekin WOH...!!
HU: Mrs. GOPI, I am tired of your WOH and WHOs! We are discussing more than your theplas and dhokla issues here! These are WOHrld issues!
GOPI: Haan jee, WOH...rld issues! Lekin jee... WOH mein...!
Anan: Doesnt do much except for holding his head in resignation!! *mumble mumble mumble*
CIA: Yes, Mr. Hu what does your intelligence say!
Hu: I think we should let Mr. President know of this new found WOHepen! I wish we could get some intelligence on what its like!
GOPI, who had shared her WOHrldy WOeHs with the WOHu of the raizadas knew that this was none other than the POM POMs the WOHu WOHre to trap the eldest raizada and since he had invested in its TrapWOHness to make it the popular selling female replacement for WOH-GAYt-ra in more colors than BLOO.
GOPI too had invested in a few to get the Ahem MOODY as this appROACH proved very very fruitful, with the raizadas already blessed with 2 channe munne! She WOHre then religiously every day and this had resulted in some NAZDIKIYAS with Ahem holding her WOH'den framed photo and then her arm while the playback KOKILAS went LA LA LA LAAA!!
She felt shy, nervous and smiled a naughty smile to herself as she thought of her tonights adWOHenture!
Meanwhile...
Mr President: Hu, I think you should send a team on this! We need to figure this out ASAP!
Ahem sits in his full attention MOOD!
Hu: WHO is all riled with his previous encounter, looks at GOPI with a GLEE and decides on revenge as much of his chinese intelligence had been quite unsuccessful!
Hu: Mr. President, I think I have a perfect person, Mrs. GOPI MOODY! AfterWOHall, whats better than a TROJAN horse!
Mr. President: I guess you are right Mr. HU. Lets send GOPI WOHu! Right GOPI WOHu?
Ahem: Sits FLABBERGASTED! Read the same WOHden door behind ya!
GOPI: Snaps out of her day dreams, "Mr. President, WOH jee...WHO jee...mein jee...WOH...!!!!
WAIT FOR THE WOH ventures of GOPI WOHu!! 😉
If ASR asr nahi hota
ye post kabhi na hota ;-)
LOBEEE 🤗
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