The Curious Case of the Flying DUPAATA!

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Posted: 13 years ago
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Oh Dupaata will thou fly on my head?!




The curious case of this particular flying dupaata has finally found it's ultimate destination. Now before you question as to why an obsessed member has dedicated an entire post related to dupaatas - let me kindly inform you that 'THE DUPAATA' is and has always been the foundation to all the legendary love stories. Basically once the hero or heroine has been hit by the Dupaata Bug, the virus spreads and indicates that one of them has possibly fallen in love.

Now let me advise you to not get swayed, influenced or misinformed by the Dupaata. I'm ashamed to admit that once upon a time, I had tried on an outfit that had a dupaata. Standing before the mirror, I got a tad filmy and began to sway around. Since there was no wind, I used a fan to urge the darn thing to fly away. Believe it or not - it didn't. Yes I was heart broken. I guess the winds of love is somewhat different to the winds of -shit it's cold! Nevertheless don't walk around secretly hoping that your dupaata is going to magically fly away (Unless there is a hurricane - it would be flown away for good! RIP to that material).

I know all you romantic girls silently hope that once your dupaata does fly away then it will land on your future prince's face. It's more realistic that it will land on the gutter, or on the road - only to be trampled by the cars. But if in any situation or chance - your dupaata does somehow land on a face. It will reveal the face of Yash Chopra or some 80 year pedophile - or better yet! A thief that ends up running away with that precious dupaata of yours. 🤣

But but but - The Dupaata episode is somewhat different. If you know what I mean ☺️

At last! *Chuckles and taps fingernail on tape to enhance the overall effect* - Arnav has been HIT/SMASHED & Gobsmackled by the curious case of this flying dupaata! Unlike other previous dramas, the poor material hadn't arrived from over the mountains, buildings or cliffs to reach it's desired destination. It was only a foot away and hence landed quite perfectly on his dazzled face. I wonder if the directors are not paying the dupaata enough? Could it be that they have realized that it's just too darn expensive to waste the time of the famous-in-serious-demand dupaata?

*Shrugs*

Khushi seemed quite confident and calm about her dupaata flying away. REALITY check! Had I known or predicted that my dupaata (If I owned one) was about to land on a cute guy's face, I would have drowned it in perfume and deodorant. Then as soon as it's attacking his face, I'd calmly look over my shoulder *flutter my eyelashes - dipped in Mascara (Max Factor - It's the best)* and smoothly purr with my seductive voice 'The smell's all natural baby'. 🤣 No seriously, if I were her I'd be paranoid knowing that this rich man is inhaling my scent. What if I were sweating? What if I had walked passed a really smelly toilet? One bad smell and there goes our love story.

But since it's a drama and everything is perfect - he seemed to have enjoyed his smelling session. Hence why he stood for a good 10 seconds, head tilted up and allowed the Dupaata to bask on his face. *Lucky piece of crap - always landing on the sexy man's face*.

*Sits on knees and folds hands in prayer. Oh please let me be a dupaata for one day!*


It's unbelievable how significant the dupaata is! 😳 The heroine always feels exposed and naked whence the dupaata is missing from her neck. Yet they can walk, dance and trance around comfortably wearing a Sari that has their back, neck and waist entirely exposed. Basically from all my past history associated with this dupaata (especially the RED ones) - the removal of it from one's neck indicates something sexual. The hero's eyes dilate once the neck is exposed. Ironically there is no lusty growl or expression when they are wearing short dresses or exposed traditional clothes. BUT if the neck is free to see then roar roar roar! *bares teeth and licks lips*

Girls! Especially youngsters - KEEP that dupaata firmly around your neck! Men go crazy like unleashed animals if a bit of neck is exposed. 😆


I can't believe I wrote an entire essay about a dupaata! I HAVE NO LIFE! I even analyzed every single thing about it. Next thing you know, I'll be giving a tutorial as to how a dupaata is made. 😳 Or perhaps worse - writing poems and quotes in dedication. Point is, I loved the episode. ☺️

Moral of today's rant. Keep your dupaata clean, ironed and perfumed. You don't know when the wind of love decides to let it fly off to your future partner's head. 😉



Regards
Sammy
Edited by _SiinnceMaan_ - 13 years ago

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Posted: 13 years ago
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Your title is awesome! 😊
Ohh the magical dupatta! 😆
Somehow in shows it just lands on the prince's face..like magic
You're so right!
"It's more realistic that it will land on the gutter, or on the road - only to be trampled by the cars. But if in any situation or chance - your dupaata does somehow land on a face. It will reveal the face of Yash Chopra or some 80 year pedophile - or better yet! A thief that ends up running away with that precious dupaata of yours."
🤣
I really wonder how that small exposure of the neck when the dupatta flies away makes the girl seem like she's about to be raped.
It really cracks me up just thinking about it!
*Sits on knees and folds hands in prayer. Oh please let me be a dupaata for one day!*
🤣
Omg seriously! Who's that desperate!! 😆 In reality I mean. In shows it's like "come come to me dupatta, my face awaits your arrival" 🤣

I love your post! Love the points and it totally cracked me up on this boring sat night! 😆
Edited by cute_gurl - 13 years ago
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Damn it!
& there was me preparing to strike on a windy day with my 10 foot long dupatta doused in perfume, ready to walk past a hunky guy so he could bask in my glory 😆
Arnav was totally loving Khushi's dupatta, maybe he wanted one for himself? 🤣
It amazed me how it took Khushi a good 10 seconds before she realised the thin strap of fabric around her neck was missing - now that's what I call true love, letting your future partner have his moment with your dupatta 😆
I loved reading your post, it put a smile on my face 😳
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@ Cute_Gurl

Thank you. It was inspired by the most boring movie to have ever featured on my screen - The Curious case of Benjamin Button. As you should be aware of. It amazed me just how precise the landing of the dupaata is. The most awkward encounter was in KDMHMD. The heroine was standing yards apart and the
yellow dupaata just flew at his face. The material was stretched and straightened and I could have sworn that people just ... walked passed.

Haha! Touche. And the men just casually tilt their head and absorb the smell as if it's a totally normal thing to do. If a guy (no matter how good looking) is discovered sniffing any part of my clothes I'd run away!
🤣
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Posted: 13 years ago
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This is hilarious🤣 🤣 In reality if a guy touches my dupatta my thoughts will b about hygiene...whether his hands were clean r filthy! but our female leads r busy in packing their bags fr lala land...gr8 post!
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Posted: 13 years ago
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you know, the duppatta flying away and landing on someones face almost never happens in real life.mostly because the winds don't lift it up to more than shoulder level :P (may be i could use a personal windmill).But the duppattas made in teleland are somehow programmed to land on the hero's face. I saw yesterdays episode with my mom and she lamented that never once, in her 21 years of marriage to my dad, did the duppatta land on his face!
And yes, i still can't put a finger on the fact that duppattas represent integrity. most of us don't even wear it for its actual purpose(covering the upper torso).it just looks like a really thick rope.Its another thing how men see it but it makes me cringe when the heroine covers herself(still got the kurta on right)
all in all, you can either wish for the perfect breeze or hope television gets real!
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Wow,you seemed pretty bored to actually try the dupaata flying thingy with a fan😆

Anyway's one more point.When i wear shalwar kameez on a wedding or something,my dupatta is of normal length whereas When Khushi fainted in the construction site,arnav picked her up-Man her Dupatta was literally never ending.i was like WTH😕 but then again who uses common sense when it comes to Indian soaps.😃

Khushi getting worried that her dupata is not with her anymore,literally annoys me.Infact,thats my case with every herione who does that.I wont mind if they take the dupatta propeerly covering what its suppose to cover.Like u said,it just covers the neck and then heriones act all worried.Man,thats funny😆


P.S-funny post😆

P.S.S-make more such topics,We definately need it after the constant blaming who copied who😉
Edited by meepha - 13 years ago
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Originally posted by: _SiinnceMaan_

@ Cute_Gurl

Thank you. It was inspired by the most boring movie to have ever featured on my screen - The Curious case of Benjamin Button. As you should be aware of. It amazed me just how precise the landing of the dupaata is. The most awkward encounter was in KDMHMD. The heroine was standing yards apart and the
yellow dupaata just flew at his face. The material was stretched and straightened and I could have sworn that people just ... walked passed.

Haha! Touche. And the men just casually tilt their head and absorb the smell as if it's a totally normal thing to do. If a guy (no matter how good looking) is discovered sniffing any part of my clothes I'd run away!
🤣


You can call me Noorie 😊
Yes yes! iremember that scene. Although i never used to watch KDMHMD, I remember seeing that yellow dupatta scene on youtube. It's quite a famous scene I think! It was quite funny! It's like every inch and metre is measured out exactly so that the dupatta lands exactly at 'X marks the Spot' 😆
Sometimes I feel they probably might have used curtains instead of dupattas for such scenes!

Yeah imagine you're sitting somewhere peacefully reading a book and a gust of wind blows, and lo and behold, your dupatta is on a strange hansome prince's face. Would I stare and have a 2 min eyelock with him or snatch my dupatta back in embarrasment, apologize, and run away! I'd probably pick the latter. 🤣
What the TV industry has to resort to these days...😆
Edited by cute_gurl - 13 years ago
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Sammy!!🤣🤣
OK, so awesome awesome post !!🤣 The Dupatta has always annoyed me if you ask. Why the HELL do the heroes smell the Dupatta and let it stay on their faces for such long periods of time? I was unfortunately, watching that episode with my mother who actually gave a LONG essay on how stupid,ridiculous and unrealistic it looks.
As you said, if my dupatta falls on a guy's face(which it probably never would!😡) and he keeps sniffing at it for more than 10-15 seconds, i'd think he's crack or an obsessed maniac. 😆
Plus, what is with the girl feeling naked all of a sudden? This has got to be the most annoying thing i see. Is your neck SO important that you start feeling uncomfortable? In that case, aren't their arms and backs(as Khushi usually wears backless shirts) exposed? 😕
Anyways, i seriously LOVED your topic.😆 Gave me a good laugh.🤣
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Originally posted by: walkintomylifex

Damn it!
& there was me preparing to strike on a windy day with my 10 foot long dupatta doused in perfume, ready to walk past a hunky guy so he could bask in my glory 😆
Arnav was totally loving Khushi's dupatta, maybe he wanted one for himself? 🤣
It amazed me how it took Khushi a good 10 seconds before she realised the thin strap of fabric around her neck was missing - now that's what I call true love, letting your future partner have his moment with your dupatta 😆
I loved reading your post, it put a smile on my face 😳



Haha! Well at least you read my post before taking such drastic-perfume-induced actions. 😆oh shit - better take off before she gets it back'. 🤣

Likewise I loved reading your comment. Very witty You know I actually suspect that he wants all of her dupaatas. Something odd always happens to her ones! Especially when it got trapped in the rear mirror on the side of the car. He drove off so fast probably thinking ' 😉

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