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THIS IS MY FIRST ATTEMPT AS A WRITER. AND THIS IS A GIFT FOR MY VANARSENA. I LOVE YOU GIRLS...
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NA arranged a candle light dinner for shlok and astha. Shlok couldn't refuse it. He asked astha to come their on time and he will directly come their from office. And astha decided to take this chance and pay him back.
Its been half an hour since shlok was waiting for astha. He was getting frustrated. He tried to call her but her phone was switched off. After some time he saw Her enter the hotel. But she was wearing her old salwar instead of the saree. Shlok's jaw dropped seeing her beauty. But soon anger took over his feelings and he marched towards astha...
astha saw shlok coming towards her. But she ignored him and went to a near by table. Shlok was stunned by this act. His temper rised.
He pulled away the chair in which astha was going to sit.
Shlok: what the hell astha. I told you to come at 8pm and now its 8.45pm. Where the hell where you?
Suddenly shlok realised that every one was looking at them. shlok pulled astha towards their table. He literaly throwed astha into the chair. He was irritated by her silence.
Shlok: astha mene tumse kaha tha na yeh baba ke dost ka hotel he. Aur mujhe yaha tumhara koi natak nahi chahiye. Ab budh banke kyu khadi ho! Bolo kuch!
A waiter interupted shlok's outburst
Waiter: sir order please!
Shlok: just give the menu at go. I will call you later.
Waiter: okay sir!
Shlok: toh bolo abhi!
Astha : woh me!
Shlok: woh me kya astha?
Astha: aap kab se astha astha kiye ja rahe he! Kaun he ye astha?Astha: mujhe lagta he ki aapko koi galat femi huyi he!!!
Shlok: yeh acha joke tha. Ab chup chap baito aur khana khao!
(astha stood up and tried to leave,but shlok held her hand)
astha:now this is enough Mr. Whatever you are!!! Leave my hand now or i will call the police. Dikhne me toh ache ghar se lagte ho,par irade bohat kameeney he aapke..
shlok: (screaming at the top of his lungs) asthaaa...
astha: phir se astha, sir me astha nahi hu, aapko koi galat femi huyi he,please aap mujhe jaane deejiye
(just then the hotel manager reaches there)
manager: sir is there a problem
YES(both of the said together)
astha: this man is troubling me by calling me astha and he also forced me to sit with him
shlok:that is so not true. She is my wife... But she is deniing it for no reason.
astha:but i am not your wife. Manager aap hi dekho kya aapko me shaadi shuda lagti hu??? Na mene saree pehni he,na mere hato me hari chudiys he,na mene mangalsutra pehna he nahi mere maang me sindor he.. Agar yeh sab saboot kafi nahi toh ye raha mera id. Aap khud check kar lijiye!
Manager:sorry miss.ananya,we are extreamly sorry for the trouble caused
Ananya: that's alright. If you would excuse me..
(ananya tried to move,but shlok held her wrists)
Shlok:where do you think you are going! Stop this natak right now!
Ananya:arre kamal ho aap bhi. Mene apni id dikhayi na aapko?
Shlok: eisi id's toh koi bhi bana sakta he!
Ananya: acha! Toh aapko kya lagta he agar me aapki biwi hu toh mene ye fake id kyu banayi hogi? Let me guess aapki biwi aapse pyaar nahi karti aur voh yeh fake id banake apne aashiq ke saath...
Shlok: bas! Mere astha mujhse bohat pyaar karti he samjhi tum!
Ananya: toh aap unhe jake i love you bolo aur mujhe yaha se jane do,warna!!
Shlok: warna kya?
Ananya: me police ko bulaungi!
Shlok:toh bulao! Ab ye confusion wahi clear karenge!
Ananya: manager dekh kya rahe ho bulao police ko!
Manager:ji mam!
(the manager went away to call the police, shlok left ananya and sat back on his chair. Ananya also took the chair opposite to him. But when she saw his evil smile she turned her head! Half an hour passed like this, finaly the police came!)
Inspector : ji kahiye kya problem he yaha.
Manager: sir aap chaliye mere saath.
(the manager took the police to where shlok and astha were sitting)
Inspector: dekhiye manager ne mujhe sab bata diya he. Mr.Agnihotri aap please yaha se jayiye. Mene inki id dekhi he its not fake.
Shlok: me kahi nahi jaa raha. Unless this thing gets solved.
Inspector:sir yeh apki patni ki hamshakal bhi toh ho sakti he!
Shlok: inspector aapne mujhe samajh kya rakha he? Me koi 5 saal ka bacha nahi hu jo ye baat maan le. Aap bhi jante he ye possible nahi he!
Inspector: toh aap please apni patni ko phone kariye! Dekhte he ye jo aapke samne he woh phone udhati he ya koi aur!
Shlok dialed astha's number but it was swittched off.. So tried the landline and kavya picked it up!!
Kavya:hello!
Shlok:kavya! Astha chahi he waha!
Kavya: chachu me toh aap ko phone karne keliye aayi se keh rahi thi! Chachi ko leke jaldi aao. Chachi ne promise kiya tha ki woh aaj mujhe story sunayengi!!
Shlok: (he understood that astha was not at home) ok baby. Jaldi aa jayenge. Bye.
Kavya: bye chachu!
Inspector: kya hua?
Shlok: meri patni ghar par nahi he.
Inspector: look Mr. Agnihotri. We are helpless here. By the way do you have any proof that this is your wife, or atleast your wife looks like this?
Shlok:yes i do have the proof.( shlok pulled out his wallet from his pocket. There was a picture of them from from their wedding, ananya was shocked to see this as well as the manager and inspector)
Shlok : ab aapko pata chal gaya kaun jhoot bol raha he kaun sach.
Ananya:but inspector isse sirf yahi prove hota he ki inki wife aur me ek jaise dikhte he. Aur kuch nahi.
Shlok:bus astha. Kya prove karna chahti ho tum?
Ananya: yahi ki me astha nahi hu! Ananya hu!
Inspector: yeh toh bohat badi problem he. Aap log chaliye mere saath police station. Wahi chal ke solve karte he.
NO( both ananya and shlok said together)
Shlok: nahi inspector i dont want to take it tha
