Haldi rang laayegi

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Posted: 6 years ago
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"Rang chada hain haldi ka,
Intezaar hain tujhse milne kaa,
Ang ang peela ho gaya hain,
Ab intezaar hain tere saath laal hone ka"

This should have been the description for the would be life partners but the standard of this show deserves the following joke for the soon to be 'life partners' -------

Question : 'Why is haldi applied to bride before marriage?'
Answer : 'To marinate the bride before the roast'

I am second hand embarrassed at the almost negligible intelligence and mental freeze of ShivaanS Singh Oberoi! I mean he sees the multi coloured hair bands on the ghunghaat wali's hand,he sees the Rajasthaani jhola,he almost realises that she is Mannat but is still diverted by Varun! No one questions why a young girl wears a foot long ghunghaat! She writes ''Khatra" on the haldi and the vapid sisters just make faces.ShivaanS questions (hallelujah!) but again Varun diverts him. The only intelligent person in the whole household in Varun-the villain of the story. Khanna as bodyguard is a joke,he only sheds tears to show his bond with ShivaanS but kaam mein bilkul zero! Baaki sab toh ainvyi hain--- the personal secretary Abhi is always confused.😆



Ok! So ShivaanS Singh Oberoi pulls Mannat close to him to face the gathering in front of his house a la Shah Rukh Khan does from the balcony of his 'MANNAT'😉 Is King Khan the latest crush of cat mumma and her protege cum obsession? Kal ho na ho-Shah Rukh Khan signature pose-romantic superstar-Mannat...All these are connected 😆 And FRESHNESS is that Baap ka beta unknowingly pulled Mannat close to him in FRONT OF MEDIA just like his dad had done with his mom mistaking her for Tia during the first PRE WEDDING PUJA 😃

The stage has been set for the bride/Mannat to be roasted by ShivaanS Singh Oberoi for swapping his chosen bride,for misleading him,for being a gold digger but the stage is makeshift and kaam chalau and collapse is imminent.

Before I sign off I beg your pardon for rambling in this post as the episode gave me a headache and just killed any creativity left after a gruelling day at work.Just a note for the 'actors' of this show---- please do something with your expressions in the background when it's being shown that the leads are staring at each other or in other words having a look lock. Appearing disinterested and fidgeting kills the scene and irritates the viewers.

PS: Request for LM : Can you please cajole Niti to enunciate clearly without eating half the syllables? And enough of this mask and ghunghaat and injections and bombs and dwarfs.


PPS: Sets were wonderful as usual.Set designer needs a 👍🏼
(Harneet see---- At last I found some positivity ...😆)






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Posted: 6 years ago
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Did Harneet get demoted from Showrunner back to Screenplay writer? 😆

Someone please confirm if they saw the switch in the opening credits.

Cuz if this is true, I shall surely relish this tight slap of karma for the woman who has determinedly trashed IB since becoming so called show runner.
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Posted: 6 years ago
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Lol total overdose of ShAt MOMENTs..

Episode started with all the family dancing on some punjabi song i guess i dont remember...Then Minku was like "Yehi sahi moka hai...Shi sir ko sab kuch batana hai.." went to tell him...Dhinku coming from opposite side dancing ...then accidental Hand MOMENT of ShAt or Mehendi wali Hifi 😆...Then full wind blowing...lights all dimmed out of nowhere...Duet song of "Tanha sa" started...Dhinku started looking at gunghat very intensely...Then her mehendi smeared on his hand due to hifi...Then Dhinku started coughing and left from there...


Minku followed him and offered water...Dhinku noticed her wrist bands and started suspecting again saying "Tum"..Masked guy interrupted him...Minku getting nervous started running away from there...she dropped her hand bag and injection...she ran away taking the hand bag...Dhinku recognised her bag and he was like "Mannat yaha kya kar rahi hai"..Masked guy - "She is mehendi wali'..Dhinku - "Nahi..i saw multicolored wrist band"...Masked guy-. "Aajkal rubber bands pehna normal hai'... ..Dhinku- "Her hand bag is also the same one Mannat used to bring"..Masked guy - "Many ppl have such bags these days"...Dhinku convinced with Masked guy words and left from there...


Then scene shift to some lonely place...which NT posted in her insta story few days back ...Dhink sitting and started thinking with kal ho naho BG music "Yeh shaadi mei dil hi nahi hai...PN used to tell my parents having great love story/Ishqbaaazi...Being their son meri life mei Ishqbaazi hi nahi hai..". Then he goes and started looking at big CGF moon in the sky...Minku entered standing behind at a distance from Dhinku. with monologue "Sir ko sab kuch batana hai"...Dhinku lost in the full moon...ShAt MOMENT..but she still stand behind Dhinku looking at him..he didnt see her...full wind blowing..."Tanha sa" duet BG song...Then shooting star/meteor in the sky...both looking at the shooting star thinking If we wish something... it will happen...The song continues...Dhinku wishing -"Shaadi ko mei mazak bane jaa raha hu..Muje maaf karo..."...Minku wishing - "Mujhe himmath de sir ko sab kuch batana hai"...Then Rad called him..he left from there without seeing her...


Then Dhinku's fangirls in large group standing with "We love SSO" posters...Then Dhinku from balcony started his super star chindi mannerisms...head tilting...hand movements...flying kisses to his fangirls"🥱...Then he wanted to introduce Sonya...Sonya was about to come but looking at her mirror/phone "oh make up is not good...touch up karna hai. Fans ke saamne accha dikna hai" left from there...Then Minku entered to tell everything to Dhinku...Dhinku dragged her (without looking at her thinking it is Sonya). holding her hand tightly intertwinning🥱...like how Shivaay used to hold Anika's hand🥱...Then he wanted to introduce her as his fiancee..but masked guy interrupted...Dhinku noticed it was Mehendi wali...


Then Masked guy called Minku blackmailing...you have only one injection left...only one last chance...Minku went to tell Dhinku with holding plate full of red bangles etc..one more ShAt MOMENT..Dhinku touched those bangles...full heavy wind blowing...i have to lessen the volume i dont lie...such a heavy wind blowing...with BG song "Tanha sa"... Dhinku looking at her gunghat very INTENSELY...then he left from there...


Minku is nervous and in dilemma and ..."i couldnt tell anything.." Masked guy blackmail...Then she went and inject ed something in juice and offered to Sonya and Minku started crying buckets.."To save ones life i am causing danger to someone's life...oh Ramji...raastha dikhao"...Then she went running to Sonya and dropped the juice glass snatching from her...Then she went to tell Dhinku holding haldi bowl writing "Khatra" on haldi...Dhinku asked why "kathra. written on it"...Masked guy interrupted ...and deviated the topic...Minku was about to drop the bowl losing the balance..Then Dhinku holding the bowl touching her hands...then full wind blowing...but this time the BG song is "Tere naam.."🤣. i burst into laughing hearing the song🤣 Dhinku's intense ISTARE at Gunghat...


Masked guy thought Minku is waste and went and inject in water glass and then Sonya drinked all the water... Then she saw masked guy... behosh hogayi... Masked guy holds her...

Precap:
Masked guy calling to Minku "You failed to do the task...now you have to sit in the mandap in the place of Sonya.."..Minku was like "Kyaa.." with shocked face...

Then Minku in Red lehenga Dulhan getup crying buckets looking into the mirror"...
Edited by ...Nihara... - 6 years ago
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Posted: 6 years ago
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Originally posted by: AreYaar

Did Harneet get demoted from Showrunner back to Screenplay writer? 😆

Someone please confirm if they saw the switch in the opening credits.

Cuz if this is true, I shall surely relish this tight slap of karma for the woman who has determinedly trashed IB since becoming so called show runner.


Then who is the show runner?
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Posted: 6 years ago
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Originally posted by: AreYaar

Did Harneet get demoted from Showrunner back to Screenplay writer? 😆

Someone please confirm if they saw the switch in the opening credits.

Cuz if this is true, I shall surely relish this tight slap of karma for the woman who has determinedly trashed IB since becoming so called show runner.


It says 'Patkatha/sankalpana aur vikaas-- Harneet Singh'
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Posted: 6 years ago
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Originally posted by: AreYaar

Did Harneet get demoted from Showrunner back to Screenplay writer? 😆

Someone please confirm if they saw the switch in the opening credits.

Cuz if this is true, I shall surely relish this tight slap of karma for the woman who has determinedly trashed IB since becoming so called show runner.



Gathered the info from birdland. She has been demoted. Also many crew people are leaving since they are not receiving their timely payment. Production house people also have put down their papers. Sun seem to have set most definitely now
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Posted: 6 years ago
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Anyone with minimum IQ level can understand it's Mannat under the veil.
And here we have son of shivaay Singh Oberoi .
Anyway cinematography is top notch
What a beautiful set .
And when will this girl Mannat stop her crying business and become a smart girl.
I am too bored of hearing that song everyday.
Overall online poll award worthy performance.
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Posted: 6 years ago
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Originally posted by: duly



Gathered the info from birdland. She has been demoted. Also many crew people are leaving since they are not receiving their timely payment. Production house people also have put down their papers. Sun seem to have set most definitely now


I think all are speculations only...nothing substantial...
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Posted: 6 years ago
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Originally posted by: ...Nihara...

Lol total overdose of ShAt MOMENTs..



In short, Masked guy is the most intelligent guy and making fool of everybody. What Shivvay did in IB, Varun is doing in DIB. I feel Harneet next hero is masked guy. Dhinku and Minku is just for staring.
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Posted: 6 years ago
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Originally posted by: ...Nihara...

Lol total overdose of ShAt MOMENTs..

Episode started with all the family dancing on some punjabi song i guess i dont remember...Then Minku was like "Yehi sahi moka hai...Shi sir ko sab kuch batana hai.." went to tell him...Dhinku coming from opposite side dancing ...then accidental Hand MOMENT of ShAt or Mehendi wali Hifi 😆...Then full wind blowing...lights all dimmed out of nowhere...Duet song of "Tanha sa" started...Dhinku started looking at gunghat very intensely...Then her mehendi smeared on his hand due to hifi...Then Dhinku started coughing and left from there...


Minku followed him and offered water...Dhinku noticed her wrist bands and started suspecting again saying "Tum"..Masked guy interrupted him...Minku getting nervous started running away from there...she dropped her hand bag and injection...she ran away taking the hand bag...Dhinku recognised her bag and he was like "Mannat yaha kya kar rahi hai"..Masked guy - "She is mehendi wali'..Dhinku - "Nahi..i saw multicolored wrist band"...Masked guy-. "Aajkal rubber bands pehna normal hai'... ..Dhinku- "Her hand bag is also the same one Mannat used to bring"..Masked guy - "Many ppl have such bags these days"...Dhinku convinced with Masked guy words and left from there...


Then scene shift to some lonely place...which NT posted in her insta story few days back ...Dhink sitting and started thinking with kal ho naho BG music "Yeh shaadi mei dil hi nahi hai...PN used to tell my parents having great love story/Ishqbaaazi...Being their son meri life mei Ishqbaazi hi nahi hai..". Then he goes and started looking at big CGF moon in the sky...Minku entered standing behind at a distance from Dhinku. with monologue "Sir ko sab kuch batana hai"...Dhinku lost in the full moon...ShAt MOMENT..but she still stand behind Dhinku looking at him..he didnt see her...full wind blowing..."Tanha sa" duet BG song...Then shooting star/meteor in the sky...both looking at the shooting star thinking If we wish something... it will happen...The song continues...Dhinku wishing -"Shaadi ko mei mazak bane jaa raha hu..Muje maaf karo..."...Minku wishing - "Mujhe himmath de sir ko sab kuch batana hai"...Then Rad called him..he left from there without seeing her...


Then Dhinku's fangirls in large group standing with "We love SSO" posters...Then Dhinku from balcony started his super star chindi mannerisms...head tilting...hand movements...flying kisses to his fangirls"🥱...Then he wanted to introduce Sonya...Sonya was about to come but looking at her mirror/phone "oh make up is not good...touch up karna hai. Fans ke saamne accha dikna hai" left from there...Then Minku entered to tell everything to Dhinku...Dhinku dragged her (without looking at her thinking it is Sonya). holding her hand tightly intertwinning🥱...like how Shivaay used to hold Anika's hand🥱...Then he wanted to introduce her as his fiancee..but masked guy interrupted...Dhinku noticed it was Mehendi wali...


Then Masked guy called Minku blackmailing...you have only one injection left...only one last chance...Minku went to tell Dhinku with holding plate full of red bangles etc..one more ShAt MOMENT..Dhinku touched those bangles...full heavy wind blowing...i have to lessen the volume i dont lie...such a heavy wind blowing...with BG song "Tanha sa"... Dhinku looking at her gunghat very INTENSELY...then he left from there...


Minku is nervous and in dilemma and ..."i couldnt tell anything.." Masked guy blackmail...Then she went and inject ed something in juice and offered to Sonya and Minku started crying buckets.."To save ones life i am causing danger to someone's life...oh Ramji...raastha dikhao"...Then she went running to Sonya and dropped the juice glass snatching from her...Then she went to tell Dhinku holding haldi bowl writing "Khatra" on haldi...Dhinku asked why "kathra. written on it"...Masked guy interrupted ...and deviated the topic...Minku was about to drop the bowl losing the balance..Then Dhinku holding the bowl touching her hands...then full wind blowing...but this time the BG song is "Tere naam.."🤣. i burst into laughing hearing the song🤣 Dhinku's intense ISTARE at Gunghat...


Masked guy thought Minku is waste and went and inject in water glass and then Sonya drinked all the water... Then she saw masked guy... behosh hogayi... Masked guy holds her...

Precap:
Masked guy calling to Minku "You failed to do the task...now you have to sit in the mandap in the place of Sonya.."..Minku was like "Kyaa.." with shocked face...Then Minku in Red lehenga Dulhan getup crying buckets looking into the mirror"...


😆 Wish we had a background music to accompany your Review 😆. Ek Dum Dhinchaak Review 😆. So Funny and entertaining 😆

I think today dhinku had lots of intense look locks with the ghounghat 😆.


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