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1. When Mother vamp says that she has Daima's recording which will shatter the brains and heart of a most beloved younger brother, ASK TO SEE / HEAR IT for yourself first!
a) That will ensure that you know EXACTLY what she has on you.
b) You will get to see where the heck it is, instead of standing in the middle of yet another wedding-related function in your house and tapping your finger on your cheek/forehead looking pretty.
2. When asking your security for CCTV footage, FOLLOW UP and actually see it!
Actually, check the CCTV footage every night before you go to bed. Share with the wife. Looks like she will enjoy doing this with you.
3. If a P.I. doesn't deliver once, give him the benefit of doubt.
If a P.I. doesn't deliver twice, FIRE HIM!
4. If a security agency doesn't deliver ever, FIRE THEM! (Keep Khanna. Just fire the rest.)
5. MAKE up your mind what you want to do most and FOCUS on it!
DON'T get distracted into W*Farak games with your distracting wife. Just go to her, kiss her senseless, THEN tell her you do have a Farak and BE DONE WITH IT. You will have won despite having been the first one to say anything. I CHALLENGE YOU! 🤣
Okay, I've done my bit.
Anyone else have any helpful tips? 😆
(23 Feb 2017 -- Updating the post with more helpful forum suggestions.)
6. STOP talking about getting it done. DO IT ALREADY.
(If you can't do it, then see #7.)
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7. If you can't get it done, just get help from people who can! Helpful suggestions on who -- your brothers, Daima, the POLICE maybe?! 😆
(Although Shivaay's experience with the police has been iffy. Some of them (the first set of inspectors in this show) he can buy, some of them (the cliff-hanger jawed fellow in the suspenders who chases after Priyanka AND Om!) he can't. )
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8. Use Khanna
Not sure how. JUST DO IT! 😆
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9. If you can't get it done with ALL that help either, vapourise every one's brains by standing around with the wife and whisper sweet nothings in her ear with a "Did you like it?" every 1.5 minutes ON A LOOP!
No one will even have the capacity to think about coming up with an idea to harm you and your precious family. 🤣
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(I mean, _really_! Crazy4Mayur posted the "Did you like it?" soundtrack which I opened and it has been the worst mistake of my life! First of all, hearing it is like eating a Pringle chip -- you can't just stop at once. And it's so much more ... disturbing, darnit! ... than the track with visuals!)
10: Do whatever tapasya is needed to get Romi Devi to be your side-kick.
The excellent Khanna not-withstanding. It is always good to have a backup side-kick if one of them has to take a holiday from being your side-kick! Especially considering how much help you need all the time! 😆
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