Helpful tips for Action-figure-wannabe Singh Oberoi - Page 2

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Posted: 8 years ago
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Or keep the Obros pinky promise of telling each other everything and just tell your brothers that Mrs K is blackmailing me with this chip and we'll face it together. Your brothers are tough guys now and they can handle it very well. You can avoid running in the streets of Mumbai in pink Kurta 😳 and stop all the 2 rs wali methods to get the chip 😆 and tell Mrs K, you know what we don't care !!
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Posted: 8 years ago
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Lolz... Sahi hain.. Keep Ur own eyes open.. what's really going on around.. for that he needs to get rid of his NKK chashma.. 😛
Another one he really needs to get out of his I am the superman of entire oberois mode out.. he needs to share problems with all.. 😊
Edited by --Zehnaseeb-- - 8 years ago
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Posted: 8 years ago
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super post ..SSO really sucks in follow up...
where the hell are cctv footage n where is his concern about the attacks...

and the farak track all he has to do at night is a kiss passionate hug or a whisper n ask his wife DID YOU LIKE IT..and he HAS right there n then forget her he has US TOOO😆
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Posted: 8 years ago
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I love your helpful tips! And most pertinent they are too, given this worrying sight of a chappal wearing Shivaay tearing down the dusty streets of Mumbai. Although, I must say I was impressed by the lack of even a bead of sweat daring to touch the mighty SSO. And, of course, cars parting like the red sea, or in this case disappearing entirely 😆


If I may be so bold as to offer some advice as well 😳 One of the basic tenets that every action figure adheres to religiously is, "Actions speak louder than words"... Adopt that and STOP with the useless default reply of "Main sab theek kar doonga" and start with the actual "theek karo". Otherwise your khandaan members will also start rolling their eyes ...mirroring the viewers. A pat on the back accompanied with a mollifying "Yes, dear" is awfully demeaning to the ego. Especially to your mountainous one.
I do agree with you about retaining the services of the affable Khanna. Maybe as a personal pictorial diarist only though?

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Posted: 8 years ago
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Originally posted by: Arshi67

I love your helpful tips! And most pertinent they are too, given this worrying sight of a chappal wearing Shivaay tearing down the dusty streets of Mumbai. Although, I must say I was impressed by the lack of even a bead of sweat daring to touch the mighty SSO. And, of course, cars parting like the red sea, or in this case disappearing entirely 😆


Vanishing under the GREAT WAVE OF SHIVAAY! 🤣


Originally posted by: Arshi67

Otherwise your khandaan members will also start rolling their eyes ...mirroring the viewers. A pat on the back accompanied with a mollifying "Yes, dear" is awfully demeaning to the ego. Especially to your mountainous one.


His khandaan and roll their eyes (individually or collectively) at Shivaay? Huh. Some people become brats because their parents (family) never did a well-timed ear twist on them as a child. Shivaay's problem looks like no-one in his family ever did an eye-roll at his statements when he was a child! Such a pedestal he has been put on! I wonder WHAT he did to get there!


Originally posted by: Arshi67

II do agree with you about retaining the services of the affable Khanna. Maybe as a personal pictorial diarist only though?




But personal pictorial diarist???! I like it! 😆
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Posted: 8 years ago
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Okay, so we have some more tips for the Shivaay wannabe-an-action-figure Singh Oberoi!

6. STOP talking about getting it done. DO IT ALREADY.

(If you can't do it, then see #7.)

(Credits: Arshi67 )


7. If you can't get it done, just get help from people who can! Helpful suggestions on who -- your brothers, Daima, the POLICE maybe?! 😆

(Although Shivaay's experience with the police has been iffy. Some of them (the first set of inspectors in this show) he can buy, some of them (the cliff-hanger jawed fellow in the suspenders who chases after Priyanka AND Om!) he can't. )


(Credits: Crazy4Mayur, --Zehnaseeb--, AnnzSageflower7, Michmichi )


8. Use Khanna

Not sure how. JUST DO IT! 😆

(Credits: forumgirl, Arshi67)


9. If you can't get it done with ALL that help either, vapourise every one's brains by standing around with the wife and whisper sweet nothings in her ear with a "Did you like it?" every 1.5 minutes ON A LOOP!

No one will even have the capacity to think about coming up with an idea to harm you and your precious family. 🤣

(Credits: uppaas )

(I mean, _really_! Crazy4Mayur posted the "Did you like it?" soundtrack which I opened and it has been the worst mistake of my life! First of all, hearing it is like eating a Pringle chip -- you can't just stop at once. And it's so much more ... disturbing, darnit! ... than the track with visuals!)








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Posted: 8 years ago
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After watching today's episode (the one with Romi), I think that I have another tip for Shivaay: hire Romi as the side-kick.
A. Every Action-figure HAS to have a side-kick.

B. Romi is a devi, and can apparently be in many places at the same time!

I mean, did anyone notice how she had eyes on Shivaay AND the Mother Vamp AND Anika AND the necklace AND Mother Vamp's watch AND ... well, everything that is important to get Shivaay to follow her every instruction. It's not possible if you are a mere mortal!

Same for when she was in the middle of the woods during a windy tempest that was mowing down mere mortals like Shivaay and Anika but not a hair was disturbed from Devi Romi's perfectly coiffed head.

Plus, she has all those devotees! I figured that the devotees were the ones who got Anika up the tree during the storm in such a jiffy.

So if Shivaay takes her on as a side-kick, then he gets an entire army! Free!
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Posted: 8 years ago
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Originally posted by: PurplePantsuit



Do unto Tia what she (and her Mother Vamp) did to you, huh?

But somehow I think that doing this to a woman, especially one who is pregnant, will go against the Shivaay Singh Oberoi principles. He says that he will do anythingto win a challenge, but am not sure that he will take advantage of a girl like that? (I can't imagine him doing this even to Anika!)

Darn him! 😆


😆
Everything is fair in love and war.. 😉 😆
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Posted: 8 years ago
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Originally posted by: kulsum_5

Everything is fair in love and war.. 😉 😆


Ah but then, the 'everything' has to be done ONLY to the one you love. I think that the only person who will ever see how low or how high Shivaay can go to is Anika.

His brothers too, but that's a different kind of love, no? 😊
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Posted: 8 years ago
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lol .. omg!! I loved this post 🤣 🤣 especially the 'kiss her senseless part' ... I mean really think about it - so much less footage about FPH drama
How about check wifes phone before you go into a jealous rage that a Rohit has called her to see if he actually did. That will not only save you from major heartburns but will also save you bearing the cost of another Iphone 😆
Edited by asya34 - 8 years ago

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