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yes you should rachi.!
main bhi jenny ki dost hoon bhai.! 😆 😆

Originally posted by: Isha789

Here I come! 😃

U better answer all the questions warna! 😆 ---ok ok, I am, am I not?!😆

What's the difference between a novel and a book? Novel = long , book usually shorter and has no meaning/lesson
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age? 90 and over
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it? well, does it matter, you'll never know!😉
If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth? Yep, but whos gonna dig that much?!😆
If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket? LMAO, no its a cold hot pocket!
If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here? because some of them didn't evolve.
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? because it just doesn't!😆
Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries. because they're unsolved before they solve!😛
Do penguins have knees? lolz, idk, lettme ask bob 🤔! [a famous moviee line😛]
Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on? Because America is all upside down!


How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it? ok, well if you stand in front f it, and there is an emergency, you'd prolly be run over by all of them! - see they say stuff for a reason!😆
Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway? because Sally had better seashells!😆😉
In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section? Both actually.
Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge? umm, because hes spongebob SQUAREpants!🤣 - lame I know!
Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel? Yes, because 1 hump hols less than 2 humps - duh!😆 -actually, idk!😆
If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk? well, not really!😛
Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you? isn;t it DUNK?!😕
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it? depends on the reason...:p
If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven? well, can you prove there actually are angels, if so, then maybe they do.🤔
If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy? 🤣🤣🤣
Do they call a fortune teller who cant see a "blind seer"? wait wat?!😕
Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts? necause you just want to!
Can you cry underwater? Yes, you just can't see them!😉
You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them? 🤣well, prolly not, the chances of that happenin though are slim to none!🤣
If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant? 🤣No its still African. You came to America, and an American indian?🤔 -- answer this one!
Why doesn't flavored gum turn your mouth that color? because its gum, not hard candy😛
If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient? whoever paid them -- the patient!😆
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground? because wond helps ppl sleep, duh!😆
Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are? ummmm, well its just and expression!😉
If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe? Thats just it, she doesn't!😊
If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets? no - there is no hair, so why should they?
Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness? because it does!😊
Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on? ......no comment
How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time? Hmmm, well mayb he is a wizard!
If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"? because it just is!
When the French swear do they say pardon my English? no, its a French word, they say the same word, only with a French accent.
Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head? huh?!
How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines all day? He is a GENIOUS!
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? They're REALLY hungary!
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? because, its basically soap, just like, any soap.
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Because you'll be there for a BILLION years if you check on the stars, but you'll only get a wet hand if you check the paint.
Why do they call someone "late" if they died early? Never herad that one before actually.
Why are the adjectives 'fast as' and 'slow as' often used in conjunction with hell, is hell slow or fast? ummmm🤔🤔
If the serving size on a can of soda is one can, then why is the serving size on the little can one can, too? Wouldn't the little cans be 2 cans? they have diff percent of fats and the nutrition info, dear.
If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family? ummm, idk ask a queen.
Why are red buttons always the most important? because, red seems like an imp color, like the stop sign.
How is chess considered a sport? because it is an intense game, just like any sport.
Why is it when your sleeping it's called drool but when your awake its called spit? just like snoring and snorting!
If a hermaphrodite got sent to a certain gender prison, which one would it get sent to? Umm, which ever one they wanted to go to, I guess.
If a teacher were to teach a younger grade than they were teaching before, would they be "degraded"? hehe, no, but there is something else, idk what its called.
If you get chemo-therapy do you lose your pubic hairs? because, dear, it is a cancer treatment.
Would you die if you didn't pee? Kidney Burst.
Why does every Abraham Lincoln impersonator sound the same, even though there are no known audio recordings of the man? They're are just assuming he talks likt that.
How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up. because, they're all hypocrites!
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs. In a basket, duh! Don't you watch the shows!?🤔
When Atheists go to Court, they can't swear on the bible, can they? Its a law, you have to do it to say anything, or else they assume you're lying.
If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles? Because....
If you dig a hole through the center of the earth, come out on the other side, and then let go, would you be falling down or floating up?
Could you be a closet claustrophobic? huh?!
Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up? because they just do!
Do coffins have lifetime guarantees? ummm, prolly, since no one messes with them!
Why is there a top line on lined paper if we never use it? Its for the title.
When people say, "I'm so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place? because people start laughing for no apparent reason!😆
Do stairs go up or down? Both, my dear!
Why do bullies always ask "what's your problem" when they're obviously not going to solve it? LMAO, because thats what they say in the movies! ;)
Do they have burglar alarms at Christian bookstores? Because, who knows, they just might come in there to steal MONEY, nit books. :)
Can you put a gay man in a straight jacket? because that doesn;t mean its a straight man! :p
If you swallow a burp does it turn into a fart? 🤣🤣🤣
Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities they are put in an mental hospital, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute? Little kids, duhh! lol!
Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David? IDK!
Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach? ummmmm
How come French fries are not considered vegetables, since they are just deep fried potatoes? becauseee....they just are!

Do they put underwear on corpses? Because they do!
Do bubbles freeze in winter? no, have you seen one freeze?!😕
What sound does a bunny make? they don;t talk my darling!
If you had only one hand, would second hand smoking effect you? ofcourse, it has nothing to do with hands!
Do suicide hotlines have hold? That makes no sence!
Have you ever wondered why in the 1500's nude photos/painting were art, while today it's po*nography? Ni not really!
If you are old and are in a bathtub how would you know if you have been in there too long? you wouldn't.😊
If you wear contact lens and you died with them in your eyes, do they take them out? No you wudn;t be able to.

will do the rest later.😊

Pheww, finally done!!

Thankoo Mata!🤗

Originally posted by: stargirl345

wow ishu! aapne toh grilling ka naam hi badaldiya! 😆 😆 ab toh fry, cook, grill saab mix hoga! 😆 😆 😆



is tht why ur stressed rachu? 😆 😉



-Ruchika

No, there are a MILLION other reasons!

Kajuu, will do yours after Im done with Ishu Mata's! 😡 😆

LMAO, I am! 😆 You sud have seen me before! 😆

Originally posted by: indianhomey1992

Kajuu, will do yours after Im done with Ishu Mata's! 😡 😆

sure...😳

ishu: wat a funny ?'s.. yaar...😆😆