Sahir: Har khoobsurat chehre ke peeche ek aur chehra hota hai 😒
Aarzoo: Nonsense 🥱
Sahir: Toh aur kya hota hai! 😡
Aarzoo: You have heard of that great saying na...behind every great woman -
Sahir: - is an even greater man?
Aarzoo: - is her bum.
Sahir: Ew. 🤢
Aarzoo: Sach hi toh hai. Literally.
Sahir: Never mind.
Aarzoo: Theek waise bhi, har khoobsurat chehre ke peeche...
Sahir: Haan...?
Aarzoo: ...uski baal hoti hai. Agar nai ho toh at least uske peeche shaved scalp hoti hai.
Sahir: Aur agar doosra chehra ho? 🤓
Aarzoo: Then Allah knows you're in Hogwarts and that person is Professor Quirrel 😆