The Humsafars Snippet Corner! *updated: Allah Knows!* - Page 2

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Posted: 10 years ago
#11
okay guys, I wrote this snippet for my friend divi who is madly in love with Ian somerhalder and harshad,...incase you don't know "damon" is a very popular character from the seies "the vampire diaries"...
I m waiting for your reviews 😊
damon: hello brother 😉
Sahir: oh hello...but I don't do hellos and hi'sss business *stares* 😳
damon: don't look at me with those judgy lil eyes 😳
sahir: my eyes are not little 😉 do you even know howmany girls dived into them and never came back..
damon:and that's why I m having a global crisis of hot girls blood, so why are on a spree of scaring ppl
sahir: gotta say that's an impact of being your bestie
damon: any body tried to come in your way
sahir:they will get vanished from planet earth...if they do so..afterall we are ruthlessly
damon: hawttt 🥳
Edited by silky_harshad - 10 years ago
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Posted: 10 years ago
#12

Originally posted by: Elizabeth Darcy

Snippet 5

Aarzoo (Before seeing Sahir shirtless)

Aarzoo: Mein doosron ki qaabiliyat ko dekhti hoon, kapde nahi 😃
Zara: Oh really? 😆
Aarzoo: Allah knows

Aarzoo
(After seeing Sahir shirtless)
Sahir: Aapka naam kya hai?
Aarzoo: ...Allah knows?

🤣
this one is hilarious
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Posted: 10 years ago
#13
this one is old too...just after the launch of first promo, all the characters played by harshad decided to have a meeting as they all r victims of his pankhis
Mohan: okay guys...here introducing the new creature of our zoo, sahir
😊
prem: welcome sahir...tum mujhe bhaiya bula skte ho 😊

Akki: aye Bhai...tere itne saare Bhai behen km pad gaye kia 😡

Ali: akki Bhai..galat baat hy...bhaiya hona tou prem Bhai k usool hy...welcome sahir Bhai...

Anurag: hello another mr. attitude...nice look

Sahir: kisi darzi ki dukaan mein tou ye club ni bana na...

Mohan: what the...oh plzzz the London return MBA personally chose this place as hangout venue of gangs of harshad chopda...so keep ur voice low newbie

Raghav: chill Mohan... bechara garage k maze ni jaanta

Sahir: oh yess, I know you...u r that street fighter turned business tycoon right

Anurag: not bad sahir,you know a lot about Raghav

Sahir: I know you too dude...you have got quite a mahaan wife who is a gifted baby sitter...and mohannn teri wali is brand ambassador of tents and prem about urs the less said the better ...u guys r the real survivors 😉

Anurag: show off ur teeth till u meet urs.. teri aankhon ki thandak ka band bajega

Prem: oye eyes ko kuch mat bol..duniya jaanti hy they are our biggest assests

Sahir: so u ppl called the ruthless owner of India's biggest fashion house just to have a little chat 😡

Mohan: no lets have some bahar ka dhoodh tooo

Sahir: get me hell out of here..ye advice nhi order hy..OKAY OKAY

Raghav: ek okay kafi hy 😡

Anurag: relax Raghav..sahir we all r busy ppl n trust me we are here to discuss something important...do u know that u rthe new face of the ultimate heart stealer harshad chopda...

Sahir: tell me about that guy..even before my official launch his pankhis r jumping on me😡

Mohan: this is just the beginning dude,u have no idea what they are going to do to you...n what they did to us

Prem: this is a serious problem...I m a marrried man with two children...I can't afford to lose my sanity bcuz of those girls

Akhshat: aahhh this guy and his emphasis on his marital status...

Sahir: wait if I m not erong you guys r from ekta's factory

Mohan:not all of us..only prem n anurag..

Sahir:aah I see..Iwas wondering why they have such high level of emotions in their blood...it's kind of scary

Anurag: not everybody wants to have a emotional range of teaspoon like gul ke gulkand😉

Raghav: oye gulkand ka naam na le... mujhe gulaab chand yaad aata hy

Mohan: usme yaad krne ko hy kia...u got tounge-tied before sia n got scolded by TFA

Raghav: bol aisa rhahy jaise teko bada bolne milta hy apni bhashan queen k aage

Sahir: u guys r so stupid...seriously

Akshat: beta ye saare tujhse bhi dher shaane the... jb tk apni heroine se saamna na hua

Ali: haan ek baar heroine mil jaye uske baad...

Mohan:... bas CPR dena padta hy 😉

Anurag: sirf ali k case mein...hme tou bas bache sanbhalne padte hy aur maafi maangni hoti hy

Prem:mitti talks sunne hote hy

Mohan: touch krne mba krna pdta hy

Raghav: sirf bhi SR ni hoti

Sahir: what the hell r u guys talking about 😕tell me more about that harshad guy

Prem: he joined facebook n started hibernating in virtual world too...n that means no. of his victims got doubled

Sahir: so?

Mohan: so u should wait till his pankhis demand you to come in a towel and trust me they don't like to listen a NO ...

Anurag: n invades your privacy with their fantasies in future

Prem: wait till they do dharna to stop you from using gel

Ali: wait till each ad every second of ur life is captured in pics

Raghav: wait till your body gets scanned with laser eyes of those crazy women...

Sahir: are you guys serious 😲
*sahir sits with a confused expression on sofa with his velvety locks caressing his forhead...I wanna know everything about this,he says*

Prem: offcourse you need to know...protecting urself is impossible but at;least you can get used to it easily
*and they begin to tell all their scary stories of encounters with harshad chopda's pankhis*
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Posted: 10 years ago
#14
😉one more

sahir: aapke yahase li hui 75 lakhs ki car raaste me band pad gai 😡 koi akhiri khwahish 😡

dealer: haan air, jis ladki ne dhakka maara uska address 😕
sahir: address milta nhi dhoondhna padta hy 😡
dealer: jee lekin kidhar dhoondho 😉
sahir: kisi darzi ki dukaan mein ya mere swimming pool k aas paas mein 😡
dealer: jee janaab fir tou mil hi gaya address 😉
arzoo: barish hy aasmaan ka zameen ko khat e mohabbat...barish hy aasmaan ko zameen ka khat e mohabbbat...hm kaise de use khat apna jo sirf sbki akhiri khwahish poochta hai
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Posted: 10 years ago
#15
Teri aankhon ki thandak ka band bajega...🤣

Amazing snippet Silky...all seven in one frame...mindblowing 👏
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: Elizabeth Darcy

Teri aankhon ki thandak ka band bajega...🤣

Amazing snippet Silky...all seven in one frame...mindblowing 👏

ruk ujhe part 2 dikhati hu
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Posted: 10 years ago
#17
snippet: new member in our club part:2
Prem: It all started with karan...he was a stupid bad boy, useless for harshad...so after sometime he took the face of our innocent ali

Mohan: innocent my foot...he did the things which you can't even imagine...🥱

Akhshat: well actually he just stood still and pooja did everything 😉

Raghav: guys focuss😡

Prem: harshad used ali's innocence to charm the ladies first..actually this guy posses a unique talent of getting into the skin of anyone

Anurag: and then he took over prem's intensity and madness...which was followed by using my possessiveness and confused personality to make girls fall

Mohan: so finally you accept that you are a confused freak ...

Anurag: well your over confident bratty ways are just not a help in this matter 😡

Sahir: okay wait so this guy basically steals your charming traits to hunt...then I am safe...I am a ruthless,heartless fashion mogul...too cold for gals

Anurag: when I came back from exile I was a stone in human form...he made the gals fall for it...and Raghav was a dirt loving mechanic and gals swooned thanks to harshad...

Sahir: then why the hell we have a Casanova in our club when that harshad guy is sweeping gals off their feet 😡😡

Akhshat: Casanova and his legendary skills are old forgotten London dreams 🤣🤣

Mohan:even someone is a supposed charmer 😡

Prem: stop bickering like a old married coupe you two 😆

Mohan: you know too much about old married couples 😉

Sahir: guys ...how far these ladies can go...umm you know

Anurag: you really wanna test them 😉

Raghav: I understand sahir,there was a time when even I tried to test them...

Sahir: and then..😕

Mohan: he was attacked for his torn vest and ppl peeped when he was taking shower,took photos,made siggies and used it as their signature...😃😃

Prem: I had to survive a bomb blast and return to juneja zoo,thanks to them 😭

Anurag: invading my privacy was not enough so they halla bolofied at my asylum...warden aunty was kept hostage just bcuz they wanted to drool on my pagalpan 😭

Ali: they are scarier than terrorists...they can make you sweat just by looking into your eyes...😭

Mohan: anybody can make you sweat by anything ali 😛

Akki: still he gets the cake everytime 😃

Mohan: is there something going on between you guys...you are always on same side😉

Akki: well we were into this mess together 😊

Mohan: where you lasted for just a week 🤣

Sahir: I have a feeling that this Casanova managed to get away safely when you all were getting tortured 👏

Anurag: well those women are too skilled for our nave little Casanova...they made him bath in haldi bcuz loan sharks interrupted the actual ceremony, he was forced to sit on an extreamely uncomfy ghodi's back thrice bcuz the camera angle was not good...🤢

Prem: yeah our poor Mohan just can't leave any damn place without getting drugged bcuz they think that talli Mohan is fun to watch...🤢

Akki: well he actually is 🤣

Mohan: and dude they don't give a damn to this lil fact that normal Mohan will have to pay for talli Mohan's antiques in morning...

Sahir: well your business is quite good, you can get away by paying bills...

Mohan: it's not about money honey...as punishment I endure kastur's spicy undhiyo lecture in breakfast,...lots and lots of gujju dishes in actual breakfast... more gujju dishes and bhashans in lunch followed by no touching contract as prayashchit dinner 😭😭

Prem: I even tried a disguise to fool them...kamina Gaurav sharma but he turned out to be their blue eyed boy and my plan backfired 😭

Sahir: guys what I am going to do 😕😕😕
*everybody was anxious about pankhi's next move but sahir was on the verge of crying*
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Posted: 10 years ago
#18
Sequel to New Member in Our Club Part 2:

(Sahir is crying out of Pankhi Fear, when Aarzoo and the pankhis suddenly stumble on this sight)

Pankhi 1:
😲 What am I seeing!
Pankhi 2: 😲 (rubs eyes)
Pankhi 3: This can't be real, let me slap myself like Onu's brother Robi did when he saw Onu exercising (gets slapped by Aarzoo) OW! What was that for?
Aarzoo: You only said you wanted to get slapped!
Sahir 😭 NOW what do you want 😡
Pankhi 4: OMG Sahir cried
Aarzoo: 😃 Which means aaj baarish honay wali hai!
Ali, Akshat, Anurag, Raghav, Prem, Mohan: 😃😃😃REALLY? Chalo wish maang le ki the pankhis stop hounding us and start hounding Sahir!
(It starts raining. Onu arranges kulfi party.)

Sahir: 😡😡😡 I HATE RAINS! 🤢🤢

Edited by Elizabeth Darcy - 10 years ago
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Posted: 10 years ago
#19

snippet

sahir: don't mess with me
arzoo: arz kiya hy... hm mess kia aapse ishq karenge 😳 himmat hai tou rok kr dikhaiye
shark: aye ladki...mai shark hu 😭 daro mujhse
arzoo: dil lagai shark se...tou darr kia cheez hy 🤪
sahir: don't piss me off 😡
arzoo: kia tou kia karenge...kood jaoge pool mein Allah knows akele nhi koodne denge aapko
sahir: no I will glare you with my dagger eyes 😡
arzoo: ishshsshshhshssshsh...☺️
sahir: ammiii 😭
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Posted: 10 years ago
#20
lizzzy 🤣 aww becharra sahir

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