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Sam

@sammie

Dazzler

Posted: 19 years ago

hi all fun loving ppl

(if u rnt fun loving, plz dont read further😉)

as v r all being bored here, wat abt havin some fun??😊

lets poat some jokes, funny pics, funny incidents here

lets make some fun out of HK forum😉

😆😆😆

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Sam

@sammie

Dazzler

Posted: 19 years ago

ok, i'm starting with some awful ones 😉

no offence to neone 😊

just read in a lite mood 😃

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Sam

@sammie

Dazzler

Posted: 19 years ago

one day a man calls his wife from his IDEA mobile
his call gets cross connected to some other lady.They still keep on talking..they start liking each other..and finally they get married.

what MORAL do u get???

An IDEA can change your wife.

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Sam

@sammie

Dazzler

Posted: 19 years ago

A man went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.

:-(

Guess why ?

because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae"

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Sam

@sammie

Dazzler

Posted: 19 years ago

Teacher: 'A' for?
Student: Apple !!!
Teacher: Jor se bolo
Student: JAI MATA DI

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Sam

@sammie

Dazzler

Posted: 19 years ago

1. Heights of Fashion?
Dhoti with a zip!

2. Heights of Secrecy?
Offering blank visiting cards!

3. Heights of Activelaziness?
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

4. Heights of Laziness?
Marrying a pregnant woman.

5. Heights of Craziness?
Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.

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Sam

@sammie

Dazzler

Posted: 19 years ago

1.Heights of Forgetfulness?
Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.

2. Heights of Stupidity?
A man looking! through a keyhole of a glass door.

3. Heights of Honesty?
A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.

4. Heights of Suicide?
A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

5. Heights of De-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder.

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Sam

@sammie

Dazzler

Posted: 19 years ago

1 ) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
8) Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution

=

Heart Attack

matlab

DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!