Chapter 30
Rishi aur Indira apne apne kamre me jate hain.
At Indira's room
Indira : Uff... aaj ka din mujhe me kabhi nahi bhulungi. Kya kya hua aaj iss pure din me. Wo subahse puri batein yad karti hain. Aaj subah bahot buri thi. Bahot mehnus subah thi aur specially Rishi, Dadi, Papa aur Maa ke liye. Rishi ka ghar se nikalna ye news mere liye bahot bahot shocking thi. Mujhe laga tha Rishi ko gussa aaya hain isiliye wo ye sab... Lekin nahi aaj Rishi ne who kiya jo me kabhi soch bhi nahi paa rahi thi. Aur uske bad aaj pehli bar Rishi ko emotionally rote huye dekha hain. Me soch bhi nahi paa rahi hu ki jo ladka itna practical hain, jo ladka har bat majak me leta hain wo itna emotional bhi ho sakta hain. Aaj mujhe Rishi ka ek naya roop dikha. Aur wo lambisi saans leti hain. Aur fresh hone jati hain. Fresh hone ke bad wo apne bed par kitab padhne lagti hain.
At Rishi's room
Rishi fresh hokar bed pe jata hain aur sone ki bahot koshish karta hain lekin use neend nahi aati. Wo pani pine ke liye uth jata hain tabhi use Indira ke roo,se chikh sunayi deti hain. Wo bhag kar uske room me jata hain. Woh waha ka najara dekh kar shock ho jata hain.
Indira apne pillow ko hug karke bed pe uchal rahi thi aur jor jor se cheekh rahi thi.
Rishi : Kya hua Indira? Yeh kya kar rahi ho? Indira Rishi ko dekh kar turant uske pass aati hain aur wo bahot dari hui hoti hain. Are kya hus Indira? Halat dekho apni.
Indira : Woh... Woh.. udhar.. aur wo deewar ke taraf ungli karti hain.
Rishi : (confusingly) Kya hua hain? Kya hain udhar?
Indira : Udhar... udhar chipkali hain.
Rishi : (dumb se) Chipkali??
Indira : (gusse se) Are wall lizard... chipkali hain udhar.
Rishi : Wo me samaj gaya. Lekin tum chipkali ko dekh kar itni dar gayi? Aur wo jor jor se hasne lagta hain. Kya Indira tum bhi. Khudko Hitler samjhti hona. Aur ek itni chotisi chipkalise dar gayi tum!!! Are wo chipkali tumhe dekh kar hag jayegi.
Indira : Bahot gussa hoti hain. Haan me dar gayi hu. Lagta hain mujhe chipkalise dar. Usme kya hain haan? Tum kuch karo na. Aise dat mat dikhao samjhe na.
Rishi : Oh hello madam.. Ek toh itni rat ko cheekh kar meri neend barbad kar di aura b madad chahiye toh bhi itna attitude dikha rahi ho... Agar itnihi hitlergiri mujhpe chalati ho toh jakar uss chipkali ko jake bolo na. Usne tumhari neend kharab ki hain na? Jao bolo use yahase chale jane ke liye aur wo bhi hitler style me.
Indira : (pleadingly) Rishi me tumhare hath jodti hu please jakar use bhagao na please.
Rishi : Ab aaya na unth pahad ke neeche. Ruko abhi chipkali ko yahase jane ko kehta hu. Wo deewar ke samne aata hain. Miss. Chipkaliji aapko pata hain kya aap kiske kamreme padhari hain sakshat hitler ke. Agar hitler itni aapse darti nahi na toh aap iss room se kya iss ghar se nikali jati. Isiliye aapse meri binti hain aap yahase sanman purvak chali jayiye please.
Indira : Ab tak yeh sab dekh kar bahot gussa hoti hain. Lekin khudko control karti hain. Rishi please hatao na use. Ye kya drama kar rahe ho tum?
Rishi : Uske taraf dekh kar Yeh meri style hain.
Indira : hath jodkar Rishi please..
Rishi apni hasi bahot control karta hain aur chipkali ko bhagane ke liye deewar ki taraf ghumta hain. Lekin waha chipkali nahi hoti. Dekha who chali gayi. Maine manaya aur wo chali gayi. Ab chalo tum aaramse so jao.
Indira : Nahi... Agar wo firse wapas aayi toh?? Me nahi soungi yaha. Me neeche hall me soti hu. Lekin hall ki toh saf safai bhi baki hain aur sope pe mujhe neend nahi aayegi. Wo Rishi ki taraf dekhti hain. Wo.. Rishi... Kya me tumhari room me so sakti hu... Please..
Rishi : Kya? Mere kamre me?
Indira : Please.
Rishi man jata hain. Who dono Rishi ke room me jate hain. Indira bed pe jati hain. Rishi dhimi awaj me lekin Indira ko sunayi dega aise bolta hain. Kya yar socha tha aaj toh me aaramse aise itne bade pe sounga. Lekin hayre meri footi kismet. Uss chipkaliki wajahse meri yeh khwaish khwaish hi reh gayi.
Indira : Kuch kaha tumne?
Rishi : Nahi... woh .. good night bol raha tha. Good night.. Aur wo sone lagta hain.
Indira : Rishi... suno nay aha chipkali nahi hain na?
Rishi : Nahi meri maa. Ab so jao na please.. aur wo light off karta hain.
Indira : Rishi light mat band karna please.. Mujhe dar lag raha hain.
Rishi : Kya yar tum bhi na... Ek kam karo Hanumanji ka nam lekar so jao. Dar nahi lagega. Ab so jao.. please.
Indira : Thik hain lekin light band mat karna.. please.. aur wo so jati hain. Aur Rishi bhi apne muh pe kambal odhke so jata hain.
Next day
Indira jaldi uth jati hain aur fresh hokar Rishi ko uthane aati hain. Rishi utho... utho bhi yar..
Rishi : Please sone do na yar.. aur wo side change karke so jata hain.
Indira : Tumne kaha tha kit um uthoge..
Rishi : Haan sirf 5 min... please..
Indira apna sar hilakar Yeh kabhi nahi sudhrega. Dekho sirf 5 min. 5 min ke bad turant neeche aana. Aur wo chali jati hain. Har 5 min bad who Rishi ko awaj lagati hain lekin Rishi nahi aata. Aakhirkar wo upar jane lagti hain. Tabhi Rishi ki awaj aati hain.
Rishi : Maa... jaldi b'fast lagado na. Mujhe der hui hain. Abhi dad aur bhaiya office ke liye nikalenge. Jaldi lagado maa.. Aur wo neeche aata hain. Indira waha khadi thi. Indira please maa ko bolo jaldise khana lagade.
Indira : Rishi... woh..
Rishi : Kya hua? Are maa ko bolo... aur wo dining table ke yaha dekhta hain aur use sab kuch yad aata hain. Wo... wo..sorry.. me bas..
Indira : Koi bat nahi. Yeh tumhari aadat hain na aur aadatein aisi jaldi nahi chutati.
Rishi : Lekin ab mujhe meri sari aadatein badalni hain Indira.
Indira : Woh.. waise tum aaj jaldi uthnewale the na? Kya hua uska?
Rishi : Kya khak jaldi uthata? Ek toh tumhare wajahse late soya aur fir tumne rat ko kitna pareshaan kiya. Har time chipkali ke bareme puch rahi thi..
Indira : Toh kya hua? Chalo ab hume aaj bahot sare kam karne hain. Hum pehle hall se start karte hain. Aur wo dono hall ki safai karte hain. Safai hone ke bad Rishi jaldi aata hu keh kar bahar jata hain. Indira uska bahot intezaqr karti hain aur fir kitchen ki safai karne lagti hain. Thori der bad Rishi aata hain.
Indira : Kaha the tum?
Rishi : Are wo bahar gaya tha...
Indira : Woh mujhe bhi pata hain.
Rishi : Puri bat toh suno. Woh me khana lane gaya tha. Chalo khana kha lete hain.
Indira : Are me bad me khati hu. Tum kha lo. Woh utnahi saf karna baki hain.
Rishi : Thik hain tum continue karo aur me tumhe khilata hu. Aur waise bhi meri biwi bhuki hain toh me kaise kha lunga? Chalo muh kholo..
Indira : Are par.. lekin Rishi use khila ta hain. Aise karke dono kha lete hain.
Arjun
