NEW BOOK 7 INFO!!!!!!!!WOWWWW!!!!

NEW INFO ABOUT THE LAST BOOK:

Last Sunday, we received a very, very surprising call from the Harry Potter publishers. They wanted us to have a preview of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. As you can imagine, we were utterly flabbergasted. We, just like you, weren't ready to read the book, but we couldn't pass up that opportunity, now could we?

There's a catch. The publishers requested we only inform them of our thoughts on the book, and not post them online. But we really can't do that to you guys! Only a few of our staff members have so far finished it, and a little glimpse at their feelings can be read below. More will be added throughout the day. Enjoy...and shhh!

**Spoiler Alert**

"Dumbledore's triumphant resurrection, complete with the gaudy descent from the heavens on Sirius' motorbike was completely and utterly unnecessary...but at least we now know where the motorbike actually is and the significance of where it went after Book 1." -Brendan

"I couldn't believe Snape was the long lost love child of Aberforth and that goat. It explains so much, including Severus' appearance. And we now know why he told Harry to never call him a 'cow'-ard, because he was in fact part goat." -Micah

"It was great to find out what happened to Ollivander. I loved it when he walked into the Order meeting wearing a pink Hawaiian shirt, a straw hat and sunglasses and received a room full of blank stares. It was particularly funny when Lupin turned and said, 'Well, look who decided to show .'" -Andrew

"You know, I always had an inkling that there was more to Hermione than meets the eye; her immediate knack with magic, and her irregular mood swings towards supposed 'friends,' Harry and Ron. I should have known she'd switch to the Dark side eventually. I just wish she hadn't killed the whole of Ravenclaw in the process - I suppose it was just her annoyance at not being sorted there initially." -Ciaran

"Funny how things turn out, who would have thought Ron would become the ninth member of The Weird Sisters. Ron with long hair and living the rock star life? Shocking!" -Rachel

"I couldn't believe Harry slipped on a slice of carrot cake and fractured his pelvis. I thought it was uncalled for humor in an otherwise serious and superb book." -Jamie

"I never thought the wizarding world would get their revenge on Snape; however, I commend JKR for proving me wrong. The Order using spells to hold Snape down and wash his hair multiple times was the worst kind of punishment imaginable for him." -Mandie

"So Dudley's worst memory when attacked by the Dementor was being told he had to diet." - Nick

"I still laugh every time I think about Draco and those geese. I guess it's not just sleeping dragons you're not suppose to tickle." - Natalie

ok..... is this like an april 1 joke? 😕 .... ron becoming the 9th member of the weird sisters 😆 .... harry slipping on a slice carrot cake & injuring his, well, yeah, lets skip that 😉 😆 .... snape finally, finally washing his hair.... its got to be a joke 😆 😆

actually its not...it is confirmed(i think)er...anyways i think its silly as well but i thought that i shud just let ya people know...

WHAT??? U've got to be kidding...all that just CANNOT happen in HP and the DH....it must be a april 1 joke or something like dat!!!!!!
It is quite funny tho.. 😆

Thats a great Joke!!!!!
Either you have come up with it or somebody else has planned all this!
its funny!!!!!!!!!!! 😆

but ter was a joke on HPFF... just click in and u will c what it is... 😳 i tell u i dint find it so funny when i logged in .. i started crying cos tey made me write a fanfic on SERIOUS FLACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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good one !! 😉
wht is this..harry potter and the deadly hollow 🤣
thnx fr sharing yaar 😃

oye people if you dont believe me go to mugglenet.com and on the main page is wriiten the same thing!!!!go ahead and see it!!!!btw this is not my idea of a joke!quite alarming though

it is a joke dear...read d comments on mugglenet n u will know.....

lolz...... u ur self are an april fool joke now(don' take it seriously) 😆

a wonderful joke, the comments r marvellous 😆 😆 Snape washing his hair, Mr Ollivander coming from vacation, dumbledore descending frm the heavens on Sirius' motorbike are hilarious, so is Ron being the ninth member of Wierd Sisters 😆 😆 😆

Excellent joke 😃