NEW BEDFORD -- What's in a name? If yours happens to be Harry Potter, the answer may include: giggles, blank stares, prank phone calls, broomstick jokes, botched dinner reservations, and bemused requests for your autograph, even if the only science you've ever practiced is of the mortuary variety.
Such is life for Harry L. Potter, a 50-year-old funeral director who doesn't mind the nominal confusion one bit. Along with being a big fan of J.K. Rowling's prose, he has a collector's eye for Potter memorabilia and believes that sharing a name with one of contemporary fiction's most famous characters is a good, not grotty, thing. With ''Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" due in bookstores Saturday, Potter sat down in his office at the Kirby Funeral Home in New Bedford and shared some thoughts on being Harry Potter.
Q. Are you in touch with other Harry Potters?
No, but I think holding a convention of Harry Potters would be a great idea. I'd definitely go.
Q. You're into this, then?
Hey, it's fun. You try to make dinner reservations, and they assume it's a crank call. ''And your name is?" ''Harry Potter." Long, pause. ''You're kidding me, right?"
Q. When did it dawn on you that your name might rapidly change from ordinary to legendary?
I was watching ''Rosie O'Donnell" one day -- she's a big fan of the books -- when I heard her mention my name. Wow, I wondered. Did I win a contest?
Q. And now?
I buy the books as soon as they come out. Of course, I always use my credit card, just to see the salesperson's reaction.
Q. Being listed in the phone book must be good for a few laughs, too.
Most of the calls I get are from kids and radio stations. Sometimes while making funeral arrangements, though, I'll hear: ''I'm going to tell my granddaughter I just sat with Harry Potter!"
Q. What do kids say?
''Is this Harry Potter? OK, we're coming for the sorcerer's stone." Stuff like that. I'm always polite, though. They're just kids having fun.
Q. Radio stations?
I've been interviewed by stations as far away as Las Vegas. One said that 15 other Harry Potters had hung up on them, which made me think: Oh, get a grip. Don't be such a stuffed shirt.
Q. Ever try to capitalize on being Harry Potter?
Well, it's a nice ice-breaker at places like Foxwoods casino. If there's no luck going around the table, I might say, ''I should be able to bring us some!" and throw my business card on the table. One woman called her kids to tell them she was playing cards with Harry Potter. ''We're coming in!" they said. Since they weren't allowed into the casino, I signed a couple of items to give to them. ''Have a magical day," I wrote.
Q. Does it help lighten the job of funeral director?
It does. I keep one little figurine on my desk, that's all. But people will point to it and whisper, ''Look, Harry Potter!" They get a kick out of it, which in turn makes things easier during emotionally difficult times.
Q. Did you always like your name?
I hated my name. In my high school, there was exactly one other Harry. I always said I was going to change it, but now I'm glad I didn't.
Q. Do you feel like a victim of identity theft?
Not really. I just wish I'd copyrighted the name.
Q. When you were a teenager -- like Harry -- did you have a passion for fantasy literature? Sorcery? Witchcraft?
I did love magic as a kid, but I never was a big reader. The Harry Potter books are the most I've ever read of one thing.
Q. Would you be reading the books now if the hero's name were, say, Henry Cotter?
Probably not.
Q. Ever dabble in the black arts?
No, no. Although I always wished someone would teach me magic -- something for which I had no talent, evidently.
Q. What's the most wizardly thing you've ever tried to do?
Oh, God. . . . that can be printed in a family newspaper, anyway. I'm afraid I can't come up with anything.
Q. Do you feel any special kinship with the fictional Harry?
Yes, in the sense that he never seemed very popular in school, which I certainly wasn't. I always wore glasses, too. With my glasses and dark hair -- well, not so dark anymore -- kids see enough of a resemblance to think I'm Harry ''all grown up."
Q. If you could trade places with that Harry for a moment, what would you most like to experience?
Levitating something would be really cool.
Q. Ever wish you had a cloak of invisibility?
Oh, sure. It would have come in handy many times, believe me.
Q. A house elf?
All the time. He could do my housework for me.
Q. Care to speculate on who the Half-Blood Prince might be?
Since Harry himself is not a full-blood wizard, it could be him, I suppose. Then again, it could be somebody else. You never know where Rowling is going next.
Q. What about Harry's love interest?
Haven't got a clue. Possibly Hermione Granger, although that relationship seems pretty platonic.
Q. Who do you think is going to die in the new book?
I only hope it isn't one of the main characters. Especially Ron Weasley, who to me is one of the series' true heroes.
Q. As you may know, bookmakers stopped taking wagers on Albus Dumbledore after bets began pouring in from the town where ''Prince" was being printed. Might that influence your guess?
I hadn't heard that. However, I did think that might happen at the end of the last book. He'd become weary, and his power seemed to be waning. So that's a possibility.
Q. If someone wrote your life story, what title would you choose? ''Harry Potter and the. . ."
I don't think I'll go there.
Q. Ever gone to a costume party dressed as. . .
Harry Potter? No, not yet. Then again, I really don't go out a lot.
Q. Where will you be when the new book goes on sale?
Right in line, most likely at midnight along with everybody else.
Q. You mean Harry Potter doesn't get to jump to the head of the line?
No, and I don't push it. I just hope the new book is not as thick as the last one. At my age, you know, the eyesight isn't getting any better
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