what harry potter would never say - Page 18

Granger oh Granger
You are like a big stranger
with so much danger...

Ron is the biggest don!
I want to go to the salon!

Spider man, spider man
where are thou spider man
(took from spider man 2)

😃


~~~Mahak~~~

Nice ones mahek and harooj! Love the poems! 😉

Harry would never say:
"You know, I should get a dollar for every person that knows me... That way I would be rich and famous!"
"I wonder if I made Nagini my girlfriend, would Voldy poo be able to kill his own sweetheart?"

Can't think of anything else, too early in the morning and have an exam in 15 mins...

oh i had an exam today, it wasnt too bad, i came out of it alive atleast

harry would never say
i love exams, they r my fav time of year
excuse me proffesor snape but u forgot to set us homework today, i would like something more today, the usual homework u give us is just so less and easy, i want something that challenges me, im rich, im famous, im good looking now i want to show everyone im smart too, smarter than granger anyway...stinkin mudblood 😳

HP would never say
Mrs Weasley I just realized that all my life I wanted to be evil...like Voldy...so as a villian I want to finish off you and Ron

harry wud neva say
hey voldy, looking good...
hey...myrtle u...wannagoballwivme
who cares about history of magic i'd rather do shakepeare

Originally posted by: goth princess

harry wud neva say
hey voldy, looking good...
hey...myrtle u...wannagoballwivme
who cares about history of magic i'd rather do shakepeare

😆😆...ok I'll use your dialouge and change it a bit...

who cares about history of magic i'd rather do algebra

Originally posted by: Tani91

😆😆...ok I'll use your dialouge and change it a bit...

who cares about history of magic i'd rather do algebra

i used to like algebra till we had to do things like rearranging formulae like this aabx5b=6h-3(9v-7) rearranging something like that to making a different letter the subject of the equation.

harry potter would never say
i wish i was in azkaban, i really want the dementors to kiss me
i hate the food at hogwarts why cant we have burnt toast like bk hom at the dursleys

he wud never say

sirius black is guilty

Originally posted by: goth princess

hermione, i love u

ugh i wish he wud say that!! gosh hermione+harry would be like awesome.. shes the smarty, hes the brave guy, they never new there feelings for each other, and get together.. shes been his frend, and he probably never noticed her, and then they can realize ther feelings for each other, cuz hermiones always thought that it was ron but it was harry

god, im dellusional :D its ok tho, i can still dream right?

"Dudely's been the best cousin to me"
"Aunt Petunia is like a mother for me"
"I am so grateful that uncle vernon gave me his socks, they totally dont stink"
"Snape is so brave, he's my hero"
"Peter Pettigrew is a hottie"
"If Aragog was alive, i would spend days and days with him"
"I am going to go kill myself"
"thatts it voldy, i side with you. lets go do evil things"
"i want to be a death eater!!"
"i think im in love wid myrtle"
"I am so glad i saved pettigrew"
"Narcissa looks like there is some sort of sweet fragrance under her nose"