what harry potter would never say

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Vaishnavi (YSH)

@~Sirius*Ysh~

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Posted: 18 years ago

#161

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great one tannu, bout the red contacts!!!
had me rolling so much with laughter that mom thought i was crying and came running into the room. when i showed her this she cracked up too...

ok umm...
harry potter would never say

"Hey Grawp, looking good tday! what did you have for dinner last night- what is that again - Bark soup? How many times to tell you not to uproot trees for your food. By the 2nd law of thrid decree of the Wizards Green Peace Association, they can sue you -- ok ok... i will tell fluer that you want to see her for your date at 7 tonight!" aside, "what that grawp sees in fluer i dont understand!"

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bollycrazy

@bollycrazy

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Posted: 18 years ago

#162

hahaa lollll funny ones guys!!! btw vaish_ashiyuvi - i like ur siggies, reeli nice spesh the hilary duff one 😃 👍🏼

hmm.... wt harry wud never say...

to vernon - that's nt fair... y cnt i go to Smeltings too??? hogwarts is such a bore compared to Dudleys school...

to voldy - u no.. i was thinking of redesigning the dark mark.. wt do u think?? maybe.. reds or purple instead of this green...?

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harooj

@sweet freedom

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Posted: 18 years ago

#163

u guys are hillarious
harry potter would never say
how come i get good results in exams, i dont wanna be a geek i wanna be a thicko, im not like hermione, big fat swot, im good looking, good looking guys arent supposed to be clever are they, wot if people think im ugly, omg i need my eyeliner, NOW, and where is that red lipstick i used to wear in the movies.

i am going going to class like this black makes my bum look big, why couldnt the uniform be a more pastel colour like baby pink or lilac

i'd rather be a singer than a stupid hero

i really cant think of anythign funny at the moment

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Vaishnavi (YSH)

@~Sirius*Ysh~

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Posted: 18 years ago

#164

Originally posted by: bollycrazy
hahaa lollll funny ones guys!!! btw vaish_ashiyuvi - i like ur siggies, reeli nice spesh the hilary duff one 😃 👍🏼

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harooj

@sweet freedom

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Posted: 18 years ago

#165

'winky and i' u mean as a couple 😆 😉

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Achal

@achal

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Posted: 18 years ago

#166

Nice ones guys! 😆 😆 You guys are so good at this!👏 👏

Harry would never say:
"This year for my birthday, I want to invite so manyy people because I want sooo manyy gifttss!! Gifts are the best thing in the world.. You know, I'll invite Voldy too! I wonder what he'll bring me! Maybe he'll tell where his horcruxes are!! That would be so awesome!"
"(showing his new robes) Ronn, do you think this makes me look fat?"
"I want to go meet Lockhart and ask him how he stays so fit and how all the girls are so fida over him..."

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Rukul

@daniel_4ever

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Posted: 18 years ago

#167

guys.. these are really great.. they are drop dead funny.. i like reading all of these though i can't cum up with any thing yet?

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harooj

@sweet freedom

Inactive

Posted: 18 years ago

#168

harry potter wud neva say
twas even and the slippy slovs
did sloop and slither in the slobe
all twinky were the rosytovs
and the mumsy mims misgrove

(its a nonsense poem from bad alice)

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Tani

@Tani91

Stunner

+ 6

Posted: 18 years ago

#169

Originally posted by: achal
He wud never say:
"Screw cho and Ginny, I'm going for Amrita Rao. She is soo cuttteee!!"

yeah she is!!!AR is soooooooooooooooooo much better than any of these!😳

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@Mini786

Dazzler

Posted: 18 years ago

#170

Potter would never say..

Hey snapypoo were do u get your hair done, i mean look at the shimmer of that greese, I would love to have hair like that!

Hey Moody where can i get that kind of Eye, that spins, and comes out, it would really score me some girls.

Btw I love this topic, ill come rite more after a while!

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~~~Mahak~~~