
Kabhi Honda chalayee kya?
One day there was a Bihari going in a Fiat Car at 45 KMPH on a high way and enjoying his drive. Suddenly Banta came Booiiiiiiiiinnnnnnn on a Honda and peeped into the car and shouted at the
Bihari -
"Kabhi honda chalaya kya?" and sped off.
The Bihari was surprised but he did not bother. After some time Banta came Booiiiinnnnnnnnnnn... in the opposite direction, peeped into the car and shouted again ' kabhi honda chalaya kya?' and sped off .
This time the Bihari was annoyed , since Banta was teasing about his driving. After some time again the Banta came back speeding and said the same thing peeping into the car . The Bihari was about to say something but Banta sped off. This time the Bihari increased his speed but suddenly stopped as he found Banta lying on the road, bleeding.
He got down and mocked at the sardar: "Kyon Banta, Kabhi Honda chalaye kya?"
Banta said : "Wohi to puch raha tha, Mein Brakes ke liye dhoond raha tha"

Edited by Shariefah - 18 years ago