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Posted: 18 years ago
#31
hehehehe 😆 bahut badiyaa....fantastic!!! 👏
Mrs. Iqbal Khan 😉 (Angad4me4ever) ne bahut acha likha...saath padhte waqt poora scene jaise saamne replay ho raha hai.

This was definitely the best part of the show. Jiju ek dum mast character hai 😛 Very interesting character...I hope ye character isi tarah strong rahe...warna Kakul ki tarah boring ho gaya to poore show ki jaise vaat lag jayegi 😆 Ok then..enjoy!!
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Posted: 18 years ago
#32
yeahh mrs iqbal really really really rocks

episode was blasting and now she made it memorable for me


aaauuuw i luv her for that 😆 😳 🤗

oki no chatting allowed in this thread☺️

only jokes 😆

luv

shaheen


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Posted: 18 years ago
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The Smart Bihari

There was this Bihari who was travelling with two tickets

When the T.T.E asked for the ticket, this fellow gave both the tickets, and so the T.T.E asked him the reason of buying two tickets.

This fellow answered well what will happen if in case I lose one of them,

so the T.T.E said what if you lose both of them,

so this guy said then why do I have a monthly pass.

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Posted: 18 years ago
#34

Laloo sent his BioData 2 Bill Gates

Laloo sent his BioData to apply for a post in Microsoft, USA. Few days later he got this reply:

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements.
Please do not send any further correspondence.
No phone call shall be entertained.


Thanks
Bill Gates


Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference-

"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."


Everyone was delighted. He continued "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhi karunga."

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad -Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet -aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement -humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance -
ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee
No phone call -phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained -
bahut khaatir kee jayegi
Thanks -aapkaa bahut dhanyavad
Bill Gates -Tohar Bilva

Edited by Shariefah - 18 years ago
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Posted: 18 years ago
#35
😆
Lallo is a smart guy who can cheer himself up any moment!! 😆
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Posted: 18 years ago
#36

I dunno if this has been posted before !!! if yes pls ignore ... we used to enjoy this joke when we were kids!!

Bihari Bill!!!

Since Laloo Doesn't know English ... Rabdi sends Laloo to Bill(Clinton) to learn english ......
After three months she calls Bill!!!!
O! Billva.... Bhere(where) ijh(is) Lalva (laloo).....

Bill - Rabdji ji Ohhhh Lalva toh Hamar Pichwade maa.. hamke bachuvan ko Khilat rahi !!!!!!! (he s in the backyard playin with kids)

tuuuuuuuuuunnnnnng !!!!!!!

Here s a shayari !!!!

TajMahal !!!
Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge
uski har ada par Gajal bana denge !!
Agar woh aa jayegi meri Jindgi main
Toh Laloo ki Kasam Bihar main bhi Tajmahal
Bana Denge!!

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Posted: 18 years ago
#37
one day this guy went to take his exams. on the exams it aksed them to write 1000 words essay on "cow" he wrote:
ghai hamare mata hai
agay kuch nahin ata hai
when he got this paper back he saw that teacher had wrote
bail (bull) hamara baap hai
marks dena paap hai


[B] Indian Film Stars and their Answering Machines[/B]

Dharmendra - Kutte Kaminey, Agar tuune apni maa ki doodh piya hai to message chodde, warana mein tujhe jinda nahin chodunga.
Shatru - AAahoy ! Ye Chenu ka answering m/c hai ! Seedhi taraha se message chhod de warna mai teri haddi pasli ek kardunga, ! haaa
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Posted: 18 years ago
#38
Tihar Jail ordered 999 shirts and 1000 pants for its inmates.


Wondering why this odd combination ?


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Salman khan is coming .......
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Posted: 18 years ago
#39

Hey guys,

Sahara is letting us down, once again!

No new episodes end of this week!

So why not watch some funny bihari video's in the mean time!

Here is a small collection from my part!

Please note that all credit goes to the original poster!

luv

Shaheen

"Funny video 1"

Usher in Bihari Style

"Funny video 2"

Cham se -Bihari Dance Act

Edited by Shariefah - 18 years ago
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Posted: 18 years ago
#40

Kabhi Honda chalayee kya?

One day there was a Bihari going in a Fiat Car at 45 KMPH on a high way and enjoying his drive. Suddenly Banta came Booiiiiiiiiinnnnnnn on a Honda and peeped into the car and shouted at the

Bihari -
"Kabhi honda chalaya kya?" and sped off.
The Bihari was surprised but he did not bother. After some time Banta came Booiiiinnnnnnnnnnn... in the opposite direction, peeped into the car and shouted again ' kabhi honda chalaya kya?' and sped off .


This time the Bihari was annoyed , since Banta was teasing about his driving. After some time again the Banta came back speeding and said the same thing peeping into the car . The Bihari was about to say something but Banta sped off. This time the Bihari increased his speed but suddenly stopped as he found Banta lying on the road, bleeding.
He got down and mocked at the sardar: "Kyon Banta, Kabhi Honda chalaye kya?"
Banta said : "Wohi to puch raha tha, Mein Brakes ke liye dhoond raha tha"


Edited by Shariefah - 18 years ago

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