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Posted: 11 years ago
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guide dogs for the directionally blind,

compass without pointer needles.

This story reminds me that in the pre-GPS era my husband would always ask me whether he should take a right or a left. Once I answered he would take the opposite and that would generally be the correct way...

The sweet old gentleman pointing you... lol

Happiness is a journey, not a destination... true unless you are the one who gave wrong directions...

then happiness only happens if you pack a nice pair of earplugs...😆

Loved it.
Edited by dqno1 - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
#42

Originally posted by: dqno1

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guide dogs for the directionally blind,

compass without pointer needles.


Could definitely use both. I told Doc ki India aake usse apne dimag ki surgery kara loongi. She can put in the needles.😆

This story reminds me that in the pre-GPS era my husband would always ask me whether he should take a right or a left. Once I answered he would take the opposite and that would generally be the correct way...


Horrible horrible memories.before GPS

That's still better than confusing right and left😆

You know if I have to go to downtown I go at least 2 hours ahead of time, to find parking and understand the one ways. I was on Jury duty once. I had to be in court at 9:00. I used to leave home by 7:00 everyday for 2 weeks. Downtown is 15-20 minutes from home.


The sweet old gentleman pointing you... lol

Ek toh buddha was hogging the left lane for a long time, driving at 45 in a 65 zone. Invariably we both had to take the same exit. So it happened. I'm never ever rude to people on the road. But I was mad and frustrated at that time and he provoked me with his finger dance.😆

Happiness is a journey, not a destination... true unless you are the one who gave wrong directions...

then happiness only happens if you pack a nice pair of earplugs...😆

🤣

Spot on.

Loved it.
I'm glad.I wasn't sure about posting it in GF, In fact I wasn't sure about posting it at all. It was Bratty and Mayyo who asked me to. I'm glad, coz I came to know a few other lost souls like me😆

Shukriya DQ for this awesome comment😳
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Posted: 11 years ago
#43

Originally posted by: Susegad


On your rooftop Mannu, niche aate aate mere jaise gum maat ho jana.😆

Your brother offered a Shraddhanjali to Voldy🤣

I have some other stuff written.
An OS that I'll probably continue. You might find that funny too.😛

As for continuing this? Hmm. It is an ongoing saga, at least in my life. 😆




di, wo right left hand wali problem mere sath har baar hota h. 😆😆 many times standing on road i had to try writing something so that i can varify which one is right and which one is left.😆😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: mannu_minnie



di, wo right left hand wali problem mere sath har baar hota h. 😆😆 many times standing on road i had to try writing something so that i can varify which one is right and which one is left.😆😆


Look the new pic I added at the beginning of this OS. That clearly explains how people like us feel on he road.😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Updated a tiny miny comment on page 1. 😳
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Posted: 11 years ago
#46
🤣 Hillarious !!
I'm not directionally challenged like Mrs.Khurana but i do get confused with the directions coz your left is always not the west 🤢

Can i know the direction to your works ??
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: mayyo

Geography! It's all the fault of geography! Seriously, I can never get the four poles right because I still think north is right ahead of me, South behind me, east to the right and west to the left. 😆

This was a great read and I even read it out to my sister. She was laughing all the way! Especially at the grocery store thing and the airport one. Gosh! That was one complicated situation to deal with. What would one feel more? Embarrassment, humour or anger at self? 😆 I would surely have laughed my head off after the initial bout of embarrassment! 🤣

Thanks for posting this, Apa!


I just realized i never replied to this one😲

Ha!!!
Of course!! It's stupid human geography. They dare mess with god's creation. He made earth round for a reason you know. 😆
Oh wow!! I 'm so glad you're sister enjoyed it.
That is my greatest fear you know. Not finding the louvre when I need it😆

I once had the weirdest dream. I was locked up in a library and the cops came to rescue me. They had all the lights shining on the library and they were yelling with a bull horn, you are safe now, you can come out now. A female officer came in with her gun raised and asked me, are you ok?
I don't know why, but my hands were raised and I asked her.
Time please. time please. Can I use the restroom first🤣
I can never forget that one ever in my life.

Never could laugh at the airport one, though my husband was in tears...of mirth😭
I'm glad you and Shikha had me to post it.
🤗


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Posted: 11 years ago
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🤣 Hillarious !!

I'm not directionally challenged like Mrs.Khurana but i do get confused with the directions coz your left is always not the west 🤢

Can i know the direction to your works ??


Right, Right, left is not always left nor west, that's right😆

I have an ongoing FF, "Binding Ties"
http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=3320714


An OS I wrote on Character of the Week thread. That' weeks character was "Akhri Pasta" from the movie "Housefull"

"Paraye Dhan ki Tijori, Bani Pasta Ki Kamzori"

http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=3389098&PID=74375121&#p74375121

Oh and another OS that I co-authored with .Maggie called "The curios case of unsolved mystery"
Though this one is mostly Maggies brainchild and I have hardly contributed 2 paragraphs.

http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=3522829

That's about it.😃

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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: Susegad


Right, Right, left is not always left nor west, that's right😆

I have an ongoing FF, "Binding Ties"
http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=3320714


An OS I wrote on Character of the Week thread. That' weeks character was "Akhri Pasta" from the movie "Housefull"

"Paraye Dhan ki Tijori, Bani Pasta Ki Kamzori"

http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=3389098&PID=74375121&#p74375121

Oh and another OS that I co-authored with .Maggie called "The curios case of unsolved mystery"
Though this one is mostly Maggies brainchild and I have hardly contributed 2 paragraphs.

http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=3522829

That's about it.😃


@Bold : Now i forgot which is my right 😕😕

i think i have read your one shots . Will catch up with your ff .
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Posted: 11 years ago
#50
Either You are crazy or Me 🤣
What a Disastrous Craziest Piece You have written 👏 😆
Like Mrs. Khurana I usually dont remember addresses 😳
All places are bhool bhulaiyya to me 😆
Superb ! *Take a Bow* 😉 😆

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