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Posted: 11 years ago

Letters to Romeo?

PS: No, it is not inspired from Message in a bottle nor is a spoof of Letters to Juliet. To know what it really is, read on.

Okay, so this will be a collaboration of sorts. Joint venture you could say. Kill me before I bore you to tears. Anyway, it is written by two loonies, myself and Miss. Dancin Fireflies aka LD for short. Hope you will enjoy this double trouble :)

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@DoMinJun

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Posted: 11 years ago

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Hi,

How are you doing?

Um you might be wondering about the sudden mail, nothing is wrong at my end. Everything is fine. Actually thing is...

Okay screw my manners. Jess is right. It is now or never.

*Sucks in a deep breathe*

You are a Fig-head. Yes, I said it. Yeah Jess asked me to use another F word but since I am a lady and won't entertain that word in my dictionary, you are saved, for now.

Now I should feel better. It doesn't matter if I still am not done with my nervousness, and if the relief I should feel by calling you names didn't come knocking down me yet as Jess said. May be I should try some more.

You are the biggest ass I have ever known. The biggest self centered jerk who thought mother earth revolved around him. By naming yourself something akin to Sun god won't make you the real Sun so that you expect everything to revolve around you. Ha!

Yes, I know you roll your eyes and call it a lame joke, but look you, I am no more taking this shit about me. I know I throw lame jokes, I know I wear Disney shoes and Tweety tees for my night wear. I watch Friends and have a secret crush on Severus Snape of Harry Potter and I don't mind his greasy hair. I cook horrible and I eat Maggie as my dinner, I named my Scooty and Lappy, and I talk to them when I am bored.

So, in a nut shell you're right about calling me childish; just that I won't take that "grow up" thing nicely. May be I don't want to grow up and be old like you are already?

Yes I am being childish again and for a change I love it. So what I play NFS? I challenge you to play with me. You'll never win. Ha!

So yes I apologize for using my handbag to knock on your head, and forgetting that there are some coins inside my bag, which turned out to knock your head pretty bad. But you see give me the day again; I will this time knock you off with my 5 inch heeled shoe; though I love it too much to throw at you.

You bloody rotten burger how dare you insult Harry potter? If you have a fight with me, insult me, who are you to get harry potter in between?

Jess is right, I should've known the moment I've seen Usher' CDs in your car. See, I love Enrique and you love Usher. We are not meant to be.

Still I have thought we will understand each other and can make it work and wasted three months of my precious time only to be known how much childish I am from your mouth, how much you like girls with hot legs (BTW dude why are you obsessed with legs? Are you into waxing by any chance?), not to forget how much I hated that green tea of yours. How do you even drink that?

All these days you talked, I listened. Now I will speak and you son of a rat ass, you listen.

You and I are over.

My independence is back. I will no longer shave my legs; in fact I will leave it unshaven to see how thick they shall grow. I will no longer bother with skimpy clothes, my old jeans are calling me. Also, I am dumping green tea bags in my dustbin. Yes, the other day you guessed it right, I was drinking Bournvita. Now laugh with your two crooked tooth. Yes, I made fun of you and I am not feeling bad about it.

*whispers* You donkey's synonym-hole!

How dare you just how dare you insult me in the restaurant like that. You must be expecting me to sob over you. Right? See I am not. In fact I am celebrating my independence day today, and going to the cinemas.

Alone.

Who knows I might find a cute guy there and flirt with him there.

By the way if you didn't get it yet, I am waving you hasta la vista. Yes Monkey's father in law, I am giving you the end. This is it.

Signing off,

Never to return,

Your once upon a time girl friend; now happily single,

GH.

Destiny, they say plays funny games. The girl who is sprinting right now to her cup board to grab a dress to celebrate her independence day might have heard the line so many times, but might not have expected it to have happened with her.

Who thought the exercise she did to vent her anger out as she was told by her best friend would not only make her get rid of her past but would drive her towards her future?