Happy Birthday Reva (Yappingduck) - Page 2

Originally posted by: palindrome

Aap aaye bahar aayi...😃

Originally posted by: Diva7

aww i loouuvvv youuu so much🤗

Originally posted by: glassdoor

"Make it Feb 30^th."

The clerk looked up at her surprised "Madam that is not a date. It comes once in four years I think."

Reva rolled her eyes "That is Feb 29^th Sir. That comes in a leap year. Feb 30^th never comes."

Clerk was itching his bald head. No wonder he had gone prematurely bald. Working with lawyers day in and day out had taken its toll. They bent the laws to suit themselves.

Clerk "But madam the computer is saying that'"

Reva banged the desk "Who cares what your stupid computer says. Just change the date and print a piece of paper. How long can that take?"

Clerk "Sure madam I will print it."

Reva smiled and looked at her new birth certificate. The lady in black that was her had changed the laws of the country to change the date of her birth. She would never have another birthday again ever! Was this awesome and amazing or what?

She came back home to look at her parents with a worried expression. They were sitting with a numerologist cum astrologist cum astronomer.

Astrologer was scratching his head "But the stars are not aligning for this date. Whoever she marries will become house husband in three days. Which guy will marry her at this rate? We have to change her birthday to a more auspicious date."

Reva smirked "I don't care about husband and house. I will change his birthday too and then all the astrology will change again. I am the only girl with no birthday. I am timeless and ageless."

To be contd if Reva madam has not killed Sheesh by now. Before I die my last words are 'Happy birthday'...diskhaaooo

Originally posted by: palindrome

Reva is indeed ageless beauty...!!!!😃

Originally posted by: .Maggie.

LMAOOO D! You are stunning.
"I am the only girl with no birthday. I am timeless and ageless."


You forgot adding another line.

And brainless🤣

Me lubs you D🤗

Originally posted by: Loquacious_Aash

happy bday

may u have a "awesome n fab" bday