MG OS COTW Wk 11 OS1 pg 119 Thread #2 link pg1/119 - Page 17

Hey Miss Mars, I have an Akhri Pasta OS ready to post.😆

Originally posted by: Madhuri53

@ ainagurti...awesome os

thankuuu dear :):):)

Originally posted by: Susegad

Hey Miss Mars, I have an Akhri Pasta OS ready to post.😆

Hahahaha! I had too much fun writing it.

My Akhri Pasta is based on Housefull 2, the marriage broker.

Do I PM it to you or can I post it directly.

BTW I did not know this charcter before you posted about him.

Checked him out on youtube.😉

Waiting for your reply before posting

😆😆😆😆 Post it here dear 😉😉😉 Am eagerly waiting to read it😛😛😛😛
Oh you didnt know 😲 he he you must have had a gala time watching it😛😛😛😛

Originally posted by: Miss.Mars

😆😆😆😆 Post it here dear 😉😉😉 Am eagerly waiting to read it😛😛😛😛
Oh you didnt know 😲 he he you must have had a gala time watching it😛😛😛😛

Thanks Marsi for this wonderful character thread. I was not familiar with the character of Akhiri pasta and watched some parts where he was present in Housefull 2 on youtube and then gave his character my own dimensions. So please ignore any errors on my part and enjoy the OS.😃

To enjoy this OS you have to see the 4 second youtube link of Akhiri Pasta and imagine all his conversations in that tone of voice.😆

Mamma Mia is actually an Italian expression. Jaise hum log bolte hain, Oh God. Not what Manchanda assumes just in case you didn't know.😃

Does anybody not know who Edward the vampire is?

Well there's your answer. He's a vampire.😆

There is another famous character at the end. Guess who he is😉

I hope you guys will enjoy reading this OS as much as I loved writing about this outrageously absurd character.😉

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Paraye Dhan ki Tijori, Bani Pasta Ki Kamzori

Two architects, met on the grounds of a construction site, where they had both arrived to check it out for a client, and for both, it was love at first site. Phir kya tha, mulakate hone lagi, dono ke dil ke kabootar gootar goo, gootar goo karne lage, aur aankhe mahi mahi bolne lagi. Jaha koi ped dikha, apna pair utha ke shuru ho jaate the. Arey bhai yeh aap log kya anap shanap soch rahe hain. Woh kutte thode hi na hai, ki ped dikha aur pair uthakar shuru ho gaye. Mera matlab hai, jaha ped dikha pair uthake uske ird gird jhoom jhoom ke nachne lagte, gaane lagte. Yeh kehti main teri deewani , deewani, toh woh kehta haye Mishty, tere mast mast do nain mere dil ka le gaye chain.

Toh janab, miliye hamare Singh Khurana's ke Singham, Mr Maan Singh Khurana se, aur Handa's ka paraya dhan, Miss Geet Handa se.

Ek shyaam jab Geet ghar pahuchi to uski maa, kisi tv program ke repeat telecast ke jaise phir shuru ho gayi,

Beti tu paraya dhan hain. Itni raat tak bahar rahna thik baat nahi hai.

Geet got irritated with her mom's roj roj ka bhashan and snapped, Offo mom, chill. Main apne Tijori Singh ke saath hi thi.

Her mom got the shock of her life at her daughter's words and hurried to tell her husband,

Aji sunte ho, humari Geet ka kisi Tijori Singh ke saath chakkar chal raha hai?

Yeh Tijori Singh kis khet ki muli hain, aur uski itni himmat ki meri beti par daka dalne ki koshish kare, main kaal hi Geet ke liye rishta dekhna shuru kar deta hoon.

Bas phir kya tha, Mohinder ji ne tayyariya shuru kar di. Unke dost, Manchandaji, ne unko ek jaane maane marriage broker ka naam de diya aur kaha,

Inke naam pe maat jaiyega. Englaind ke foreign return hai yeh janaab toh. Aur to aur suna hain, haal hi mein jo Englaind ke rajkumar ki shaadi hui thi, uska saara bandobast bhi inhone hi karvaya tha. Jaise dharti ke prarambh ka koi proof nahi, inka iss dharti par prarambh ka koi saboot nahi. Par suna hai Italy se koi gehra rishta hai inka, shayad isiliye janab apne aap ko Akihri Pasta bulate hain.

Bade mazaki hain, aur to aur apni Sridevi ke fan lagte hai,

Ya toh har waqt, Im'a joking bolenge, ya phir Justice Chowdhry wale uss Sridevi Jeetender ke gane ke labz dohrate rehenge, Mamma Mia. Woh jab bhi mamma mia bolte hain, muzhe pom pom bolne ko dil karta hai.

Manchanda laughed and started singing the song,

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmWOw-8uSNg[/YOUTUBE]

Pom Pom, Hey Mamma Miya, Mamma Miya,

Pyar Ki Gaadi Tez Chalaon, Accelerator Aur Dabaaon

Prem Gali Mein Mode Bahut Hain, Dekho Dil Ke Tod Bahut Hain

Rasta Mudd Jaane Wala Hain, Main Road Aane Wala Hain

Stop, Love, Love, Mamma Miya, Mamma Miya Pom Pom.

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Mohinder went to meet Akhiri Pasta, aur apni Geet ke liye uchit var ka description Akhiri Pasta ko dene lage.

Ladka dikhne mein handsome, lambai mein uncha , aur ekdam fit hona chahiye. Gharana amir aur khandani ho. Haan aur ek baat, ladke ka rang humari Geet ke saath jachna chahiye. Ladka gora ho baas.

Agar aisa koi mila, toh apki beti se pehle main line mein khada ho jaunga. Akhiri Pasta murmured.

Ji apka matlab? Mohinder snapped.

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gonNutXijdI[/YOUTUBE]

I'm a joking, Mamma Mia. Mera matlab main apki beti ke liye aise ladkon ki line laga dunga. Ap jaldi hi chote chote gore gore pasta bambinas ka grandfather ban jayega.

Maine sutli bamb suna hai, ya phir atom bamb, par yeh bamb bina kya cheez hai? Foreign mein chote bamb ko bamb bina kehte hai kya?

Oh no Mr Handa, Bambina, means Italian mein chota chota baccha.

Now you are a joking Mr. Handa. Akhiri Pasta laughed.

On returning home,Mohinder Handa informed his daughter of his decision. Geet decided not to say anything to her father, before speaking to Maan and took Akhiri Pasta's number from her dad on the pretext of telling him her preferences. She called Akhiri Pasta over to a cafe where she had also called Maan, after briefing him about the situation.

Geet was sitting at the table with AkhiriPasta and explaining her situation and 101 things about Maan when he walked in and hugged Geet.

Maanu, kitni der laga di jaanu, she smiled as he hugged her.

Akhiri Pasta looked at the tall handsome specimen before him and his mouth watered at the sight of this tasty morsel.

Mamma Mia, Maanu I am a very delighted to meet you finally, amore and extended his hand

Maan looked at the floridly dressed man in disgust and told him,

I am Maan Singh Khurana to you and only Maanu to my Geetu and she is my amore, my love, To you, I am no more samjhe.

Maanu, Geet shook her head at him. They couldn't afford to offend this man who was the key to winning her father over. Maan reluctantly took Akhiri Pasta's hand in his own, and that was it. Akhiri Pasta was in love.

He held on to Maan's hand and refused to let go. Maan glared at him and signaled him to let go. Akhiri Pasta refused. Maan yanked his hand and his elbow hit the glass of water, which spilled all over Geet's dress. Geet gasped and excused herself and ran to the bathroom to fix the damage.

Maan wanted to make his preferences clear and so he began, Mujhe Geet se pehli nazar mein pyaar ho gaya tha, usse shaadi karna chahta hoon main. She is the only woman for me, he stressed on the woman.

Jab bhi Geet meri aankhon mein dekhti hain, mere kanno mein, maahi maahi ki shehnai gunjnelagti hain, he smiled sappily.

Akhiri Pasta was irritated. Aaj maahi maahi sunayi deta hain, kal tum duhai, duhai bolega. Aur aaj jo aankho mein aankhe dalke dekhthi hain, tomorrow wahi tumko aankhe dikhayegi.

Maan was really mad at Akhiri Pasta's words and grabbed him by his shirt, Kutte, kamine, agar tune mere aur Geet ke beech mein aane ki koshsih ki to main, Maan Singh Khuran tumhara khoon pi jaunga.

Just then a voice came from the side table, Oye chup kar oi, Dharmendar ki filmy aulad, bada aaya Khatmalal Singh Khurana, khoon pine wala. Mere saara romance pe pani pher diya. Chalo darling, he grabbed his girlfriend's hand and stood up.

Now Maan was reeeally pissed off at the other interferer and let go off Akhiri Pasta's collar and stalked over to to the other guy, who was now cowering behind his girlfriend, aur phir shuru ho gaya. You see humara Maan was a big fan of Dharmender Paji.

Kutte Kamine, agar maa ka doodh piya hain toh samne aaja. Now Maan was on a role and he continued in the same tone,

Mard ka dil uss hi ke paas hota hai ... jiski maa ke dhoodh mein dum hota hai.

Jjj ji mmm maine maa ka doodh nahi piya hain, humare doodwale ki ggg gai thi Go'Gopi naam ki. Uska piya hai. The man stuttered and ran from there and Akhri Pasta snickered.

Now Maan turned back to Akhiri Pasta and glared at him.

Oh Maanu, forget that limp noodle jo yaha se bhaag gaya, toh tum mujhse kya keh rahe the. Oh yeah, mera blood drink karega bola tha tumne. Akhri Pasta flutterd his eyes at Maan.

Geet se tumko love at construction site ho gaya, humko kaatega toh tumko love at first bite ho jaayega. Humko maloom hai tumko pasta kitna pasand hai. Tum humko katega to tumko humare veins ke rag rag mein pasta sauce milega. Aur humko humara Edward mil jayega. Ooohh how deliciouso.

Maan turned back to Akhiri Pasta in disgust, just then his phone rang. He immediately turned his back to Akhiri Pasta and received the call.

Ji dadima.

Abey Dharmendar ke chele, gadhe ki doom, agar tujh mein daam hai, toh meri bahu ko utha kar le aa. Uske baap se baad mein nipat lenge. Sabko dikha de tu kitna bada Singham hain.

Akhiri Pasta who could hear the loud voice through the phone thought, Gadhe ka doom ka toh pata nahi par iska doom bohot ooh la la hain.

Ooh la la ooh la la, tu hain meri fantasy, he began humming

Just then Geet came back and waved at Maan and sat beside Akhiri Pasta.

He gave a dirt look at her and murmured,

Par uska fantasy toh tum ho, love at construction site.

Geet looked at him puzzled, Main kis ki fantasy hoon Akhiri Pasta ji.

Uss Dharward ki pedhe ki. Mujhe Dharward ka pedha bohot pasand hain, he nodded towards Maan.

Geet looked at Akhiri Pasta for a moment with shock, then pointed a finger first towards Maan and then at Akhiri Pasta, to which he nodded miserably and she burst out laughing.

She finally calmed down, wiped the tears of mirth from her eyes and asked him,

Par Dharward ka pedha kyun?

Kyun ki woh Dharmendra ka chela hai, aur main Edward ka issliye Dhar-ward.

Within the five minutes that Maan was chatting with his Dadi, Geet and AP had become the best of friends after finding common man grounds and were discussing Maan's individual physical traits with relish.

Tumhari language mein kahe toh uske hont ekdam perfectly cooked pasta ke jaise hai, soft but not too soft and moist. Geet drooled.

Uska doom bhi ekdam pasta dough ke jaisa lagta hain, perfect. Akhiri Pasta told Geet.

Hmm maine kabhi test nahi kiya, Geet told Akhiri Pasta thoughtfully.

Maan felt a burning sensation on his behind and turned around to find two pairs of eyes of eyes narrowed on it, with a thoughtful look in them and fingers clawed in midair as if grabbing something.

He immediately turned to face them, glared at Akhiri Pasta and motioned Geet over.

Dadima tumse baat karna chahti hain Geetu., he handed over the phone and went to sit at their table

After greeting each other over the phone Dadi asked Geet,

Mera Singham tujhe zyada satata toh nahi na bete. Agar sataye toh tu bhi usse khoob nachana.

Par Dadima Mannu toh'

Haan haan pata hai, tera Mannu can't dance sala, Dadi cackled over the phone.

Geet laughed at Dadi's crack about Maan's two left feet and asked her,

Par Dadima, aap usse Singham kyun bulati hain.

Arey bete aap ne abhi tak uski shirt nahi utarvayi. Toh phir toh tumne kuch dekha hi nahi. Kya Geet tum aaj kaal ki ladki ho, ya mere zamane ki Meena Kumari. Mere pote ke dole shole uss mucchad Singham, Ajay Devgan se kuch kaam thode hi na hai? Aur upar se har waqt bin barsat ki badal ke jaise garazta bhi to rehta hai.

As Geet and Dadi's conversation continued on one hand, here Akhiri Pasta looked at Maan with sad eyes and told him,

Maanu tum humare liye galat rasta hai. Humko tumhara aur woh creamy white Alfredo sauce ka, he pointed towards Geet.

Jodi bohot pasand aaya. Tum hard pasta, soft sauce ke saath mix hone se perfect ho jaata hain. Hum tumhare father in law ko zaroor mana lega ki tum Geet ke liye ekdum perfect hain. Wahi hain tumhara Akhiri rasta.

Maan felt a momentary pang in his heart looking at Akhiri Pasta's sad puppy eyes, and on an impulse, patted Akhiri Pasta's shoulder once and then snatched his hand back, before Akhiri Pasta could grab his hand.

He scrolled through his phone list and scribbled a number on a paper napkin and handed it over to Akhiri Pasta.

Isko call karo. Mera employee hai. Tumhari aur uski khoob jamegi. Iska naam Manisha hai.

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Dadi aur Mohinder ji jab pehli baar mile toh Dadi ne mazak mein Mohinder ji se kaha ki, arey aap toh bade daku hain. Humara dhan aap apne kabze mein lekar baithe hain. Hum usse riha karne aaye hain.

Toh Mohinderji ji zor se haske bole, Ji maaf kijiye, issilye to apke Tijori Singh ke hatho mein saup rahe hain.

Ab shaadi ki tayyariya bade dhoom dham se shuru ho gayi. Haal hi mein south korea se bohot shohrat kamake apne desh vapis laut hue sangeet ke tansen Sai-Appa Ganganaam Sattell sabka manoranjan karenge.

Toh janab aap sab ko Akhiri Pasta ki taraf se invitation hain, uske sabse favorite amico aur amica ki shaadi mein aane ke liye. Woh personally apka swagat karne ke liye, main door pe khade honge...Manisha ke saath.

Aap ayenge na.?😃

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Originally posted by: Susegad

I did have a blast.😆 I did not watch the whole movie though.

Ok I will post it now. Thanks Marsie.

welcome😉

OMG that was a total paisa vasool OS though I didnt pay anythng bt still 😆 Maan dharmendra fan lol n Geet was so cute admiring Maan's assets wid AP..hehe 😳
I loved it to no ends... Thnx for such a nice OS... 👏

OMG..yaar me luaghing rolling on the bed...uff meri hasi itni zor thi ki meri maa neeche se dar gayi aur mujhse awaaz laga rahi hai ki mein kyun has rahi thi...yaar totally i got tears of laughter...uff loved the OS to the core...uff geet is admiring maan with aakhri pasta and dadimaa was also funny poora singham ki dole shole hai...OMG i loved it to the core...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣