HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOO Geet Forum Members *chessy smile* π How is everyone today? Me well I'm feeling a little weird today *I always do feel like that nothing to worry about* π Soooo to the AHEM AHEMMMMMMM episode today π³ everyone say WOOT WOOT ππ OYE its put me in a good mood, after Geet I was going to go off and watch LTL except it doesn't come on friday π‘ so i'll be again watching Maneet moments over and over and over and over...you get the point π ohmigoshhh my english, damnit its getting bad π and im supose to be a english student π² OYYEEEEEE *brij ishtyle* π enough about me and off to the bumping we go! π
BTW if you do have any concerns about the Bumping Topic, do pm me, i'll take it into consideration! Well I'll try at least! π Had to make adjusments due to some pms therefore if the bumping is boring then I'm not at fault π€
WARNING: DO NOT READ if you have a young mind π this is strictly for those who enjoy an Xrated laugh ππ³ btw make sure your 16+ π don't be underagre warna if Momma G catches me I'm dead π
Moment of Realisation π
Obviously the scene started from yesterday's BED moments βΊοΈ I think I had a dream about that except I cant remember right now ππ its not likely to be xrated since I never have xrated dreams you see im a very seedhi sadhi bachi in real life π HONEST π³ Both are in thought about their closeness on the BED OYE HOYE practice for their wedding night π then they do the gazing at each other wala action π obviously for after the consumation wala action π stare, gaze lovingly at your other half π yes im wacko π until both realise they are not fully covered! Okay I understand Geet but Maan π€£ Come on man, you have shown Geet more skin that than before, remember your first saving the Geet act
He was naked, no shirt whatsoever, Thank God he wasn't in his CHADDIS π€£ although my eyes would've REALLY enjoyed the view, bechara Geet would've been scarred for life π€£ Shareef bachi afterall has a reputation to keep up π both run to get their respective clothes to cover them up π€£ Maan took Geet's scarf & Geet took Maan's shirt π€£watch this the fight between them its hilarious! imagine if Maan did proceed to wear the dupatta around him π€£ HAILA phir toh Adi Maan par pura fida ho jata π€£ they have the pink *desi accent turned english* CONNECTION π€£ OYEEE Kurri Xrated ho raye si, checking Munda out when he was tucking his shirt in π BESHARAM KURRI he isn't your husband yet, you cant watch him do that! π REALISATION hits them both, they both say TUM/AAP! π And then Geet goes off on one π okay the dialogue that cracked me up was koi sharam haya naam ke cheez hai ya nahi baat baat pe kapray utar kay aa jate hain aap π€£π€£ Geet's expressions were hilarious, the way she was telling him off and Maan's were even more hilarious since he was like HAIN EE KAY HO GAYA? KURRI SADDAY DARBAR VICH! π OYE kurri Geet I'm sure Munda is only tryna get some *desi accent* PRACTICE for after shaadi waadi π€£ But obviously Munda is Maan π he tells Geet to think before her bakwas & calls her Miss Hoshiyarpur Express π€£ OYE Munda is giving new names to wifey, Geet is shocked and is thinking of grabbing her chapal π Geet's face says it all π Ohmigoshhh seriously guys if I start explaining everything this BUMPING will turn into TRUMPING TOO π So my favourite dialogues were: 1. The koi delhi kay Sar Taj Badshah π€£
2. Kahen par ghus aanay ka HAQ toh sirf aap ko he hai na! π (Of course Munda, afterall she has done that over and over again in your lifeπ)
3. Ay lo, pooch ban kar aap mujhsay CHIPKAY huay π€£ (My God woman, she was on a roll πGeet looked adorable, seriously candy types whilst saying this π)
Then Maneet fight over "THEIR" room, actually HOUSE π€£ its hilarious, Gurmeet & Drashti did an awesome job like always but their comical timing was excellent, it was Fulltoo comedy today π I seriously dunno how I can make it more entertaining π Then Geet starts laughing at Maan and we get the Gazing Mahi moment π Cute but short and odd, it ended abruptly well seemed like it since the Music stopped π Geet starts with her sarcams calling herself Ashwariya Rai & Maan Abhishek Bachan & starts laughing again π OYEEEE kurriye bohat dor ke soch le tum nay π AY AY she defo wants to become Mrs Maan Singh Khurana βΊοΈ I do too π except he AINT real π But seriously Maneet both of you are sooo HAWT that you'd even put the BACHAN bachay to SHAME ππ come on Maneet are way HAWTTER π Maan doesn't give Geet a Hi5 π and he wants to prove to Geet that its his house because Geet is still laughing! π lekin kaisay Maan? π He runs over to the wardrobe only to learn by Geet's isharay that his clothes arent there! π All of his belongings are missing π€£ HOYE Maan's expressions were hilarious! π Did he say to Geet something about showing Ganday daant?π or am I just deaf? ππ NAHIII Maan those arent ganday daant, don't you know she uses COLGATE toothpaste π she was trying to sell you toothpaste again π€£ those are the lashkaray marday daant, waday waday and clean clean π Seeing Maan so worked up about the clothes and belonging Geet think that Maan sir has had a big SADMA about her leaving the job, no wonder he's behaving so odd π€£ Well Kurri munday Devdas ban janda lekin aye Munda bari he insensitive haiga π inna dimaag thora sorry zaida jaya kharab haiga *desi accent turned english* that is why Munda is having the OPPOSITE effect π LMAO I love my punjabi π€£ it sucks π Look at Maan and his shocked expressions, he's like AY MERAY KHUDA MENU CHAK LAY π€£ The best bit was him grabbing the bed and then his head like he was going to faintπ€£π€£π€£ I laughed for quite a while seeing that! π Kurri asks Babaji to raksha karna Husna-band di π€£ Seriously Maan looked like he was actually going to rip his sexy baal π€£ out one by one, single piece π€£ because thats how shocked he was π€£ Geet's says sir aap baith jaaye π Maan's like okay, Geet starts to fan him with her dupatta (so cute π³) but Maan comes to his senses and he's like Nahi baithoon ga π€£π€£π€£ Na baith, kon sa tu billi hai π OHMIGOSHHHH waittt 5 mins I need to stop laughing, what is it with today? I have been laughing nearly all day now, wait isn't that normal for me? π I'm a total joke, I laugh all the time π So next it was the name Maan, the kapray dhondna at someone else house, the doctor all did it for me & even Maan π€£π€£ he's like Geet mein tumhein choron ga nahi π OYEEEE MUNDAY getting ideas are we π Kyun Xrated Ho gaya na?
Munday bas don't choro me, FORGET Geet π€£ & grab me instead, i'll make you day baby βΊοΈ
i'll be your OUTHOUSE FANTASY instead 
ππβΊοΈβΊοΈ LUCKY GEET *jealous face* was touching Maan's SEX..Y shoulder trying to calm him π & then GRABS his hand showing him the way out π Nice π *Faz catches on* π WAIT WHAT? π²π² Kurri nay Munday na haath phar lita? π²π² *wacks herself....thud....faints* π Looks like its not only Maan who has Xrated ideas π Kurri is not SHAREEF, I repeat NOT SHAREEF π I bet she had some Xrated Ideas on where she's going to lead Maan βΊοΈ
WAITTTTT nahi got it wrong it was Munda with Xrated ideas afterall π *HYPERVENTILATES* Mahi starts playing, Maan moves forward Geet moves back, I'M SERIOUSLY DOUBTING this Munda's mind nowadays, very cute scene, I think my training is taking too much affect π€£ Geez Man *desi accent* CONTROL your hormones Paaji, its MMMYYYY hormones that are supose to rage not yours! π Every 2 minute I see him trying to get it on with Geet (or at least it looks like he wants to get Xrated π‘) *Geet ishtyle* ULLO DAY PATHAY KHOTAY π What about me eh? π Iss ke toh mein...*gundi Faz rolls her sleeves up* π ther ja putar, KARANN wherre's my talwar? π€£
Maan TRIES to throw Geet out π€£
Ahahaha this was one fun scene, I loved it as Maan went ballistic with throwing Geet's stuff everywhere,especially when he didn't know where to start from π€£ Geet is there playing a fakeer, catching all of her belonging in her jholi, I swear the "Allah kay naam par kuch de day baba" was playing in my head π€£You know Geet should never take part in ball games, she'd suck at it π€£ she couldn't catch the poor bechari, I think Maan needs to teach her how to catch, since he has caught her a million times and has loads of practice πβΊοΈ Geet says Sir aap sathiya gaye hain π€£π€£I love the word Sathiya, its like the word CHADDI for me π€£ I get a buzz of it π *yes I realise how immature and childish I am but thats the package deal of Xrated Faz π€* So bechari Geet had to watch whilst Maan was packing her bag and then forces her to go out of the room π Geet is saying Sir you need the doctor π€£π€£ Geet beta all he needs is a BIGGGGG dose of FAZZO
π Let's say the whole night in the OUTHOUSE *wink wink* βΊοΈ No no, besharam Faz didn't go nowhere she is still here! π Maan drags Geet downstairs to the door, Geet is like mein nahi jaon gi, Maan's like AA JAA, *sexy aa jaa* βΊοΈ OOOO babeh you want me to aa jaa 
See Kuriyon, he was calling to me therefore he kicked Geet out
π€£ Awww shucks Maan, I'm flattered that you miss me that much, MUNDA LOVES OUR LESSONS ππ no wonder he was in such a hurry π And TA-DA Maan finally kicks Wifey out π bechari, ye aadhi andheri raat, ladka andar aur ladki bahir π€£π€£ I knew the 21st century had changed but not this much π Girls are out at THREE at night whilst the men sit inside? HAIN??? π€£ OHMIGOSHHH it was so cute when Geet kicked the door π and Maan goes OYEEEEE! Now I can add OYEEEE *Maan ishtyle* to my dictionary of expressions! I think I have 2/3 new ones today ππ So Miss Chapar Chpar whilst talking to herself decides that she won't give into Maan's stubborness π look at Maan expressions π Okay my favourite scene: Geet quietly opens the windows, throws her stuff inside through the window, then she herself climbs in, goes to Maan with a 100 watt smile and says SIR! π Look at Maan, he's like MIRACLE MIRACLE Geet andar aa gaye...wait...teri tohπ€£π€£ Just an hilarious scenes! π To those who wanna know how I get in when the door of the OUTHOUSE is closed, well you just saw Geet climbed through it π€£ NOW no one can say to me that if Geet moves in what will I do? π I SHALL USE THE ENTRY POINT CALLED A WINDOW AND CLIMB THROUGH IT LIKE A CHOR, CHORI MAAN FROM GEET FOR THE NIGHT & BAM instant sexylicious night between me and Maan 

OH DAMN *wacks herself* π My Visual thinking, its getting very GRAPHIC π well it was graphic before but now I see everything as if I'm looking through a telescope π€£ DOUBLE DAMN I'm soo going to hell π And yet I'm still laughing, MY GOD I will be in the deepest pits of hell π€£ OH RIGHT update π So Maan is still angry with Geet for coming back in π AUR nahi toh kya? Biwi hai tumhari, NOT tommy the dog π€£ But his face was hilarious once Geet told him the "Savitri Devi Ji" allowed her to live here π the way Geet says it, its almost like she's smug! OUFFFFF nak tay ghusa Munda lashkaray marday OUTHOUSE tay bahir chala gaya π MY GOD someone stop me, my punjabi absolutely sucks! π Geet concludes that Maan is scared but obviously this was bound to happen with soo much anger π€£π€£ and then she says CHADO and is happy about her room π€£π€£ That smile on her face π I swear I don't think she cared about her boyfriend since all she wanted was room π becharay par INNAY WADAY WADAY KHUFIYA ILZAAM π€£ Meh chado, Geet bani bachi π a bit like me! π
DEVTARA π€£ Jokes π³ Maan's attitude
FALTOOOO PEOPLEEEEEE HAZIR HOOOOO! *Enter Devtara* π SKIPPPPPPP π bleugh we got to see their romance, MY GOD MY EYES MY EYES aaaaagggghhhhh I'm scarred for life π€£ no seriously very boring scene, for the first time I managed to watch it but the second time round whilst watching the drama first time I was too excited about Maneet to care π Naintara doesn't want to do the haath philaying action in front of Maan the next time Dhokaybaaz Devtara need money π€’ enwavi fakeer log π pata nahi kahan kay changar hai yeh π DHOKAYBAAZ KAALI BILLI is in a mood for romance but churail is too worried about money π€£ yahan toh hisaab ulta hai yaar, shouldn't the churail be trying to romance in order to produce little churails from her dhokaybaaz factory π€£ and the Dhokaybaaz trying to give another dhoka? π MY GOD what century is this? π€£ I think imma faint! π CHADO Munda nay entry mari π³ OYE HOYE PYAARAY LAAL π inna ghusa? π Maan asks for Dadi and Dev tells him that its 3 and he's asking about Dadi, co incidently its 3 here also ππ I keep getting distratced otherwise I would've posted this Bumping hours ago π AHAHAHA churailtara looks exactly like a churail trying her *oh I'm so nice* accent π she does her bakwas! OUFFFFF I loved Maan's answer to her majbor dialogue! I love it that he's soo rough with Devtara π DAYUMMMM those dagger he gave her & Dev π LOVE YOU MAAN! I seriously cant wait till he finds out about Geetπ it'll be even more amazing to watch Maan's anger then! π
Darwaza, Ghulam & Dupatta π
Geet still think Maan is sathiya hua π Ahaha then she locks him out π€£ The best dialogues were about the dulha dulhan & boss sectary which like Maan I didn't understand either π€£ When Maan said mujhay koi shawq nahi hai tumhara boss banay ka, I had a doubt, MUNDA wants to be her Hubby instead? π BALLE BALLE at last we find out the desire of Maan Singh Khurana's heart, of course after me, I will always be his first desireπ Maanji bohat he chupay rustum hain ji π Showing that he's all innocent but with me he's an animal π
Koi kasar nahi chorta π²βΊοΈ OUR X-ness nights are DOUBLE DAYUM π Munda does his martial arts thing, breaks the door & lands straight on his knees at Geet's feet *starts singing: MEIN JORU KA GULAAM ban kay rahoon ga, -heavy beat- dhishkum dhishkum dhishkum dhishkum* π€£π€£ See I always knew he wanted to be Geet's gulaam, look at him on his knees π Munda says tum sach much khaas ho? *starts singing: Khuch aas hai kuch paas hai khuch aajnabi ehsaas hai* π OFCOURSE she is Munday why would you be on your knees if she werent? π MAR SUTIYA, look at Maan's YUM YUM FACE which is going HMM HMM...π Kurri gets shy and leaves π well she tries before Maan grabs her dupatta OYEEEE HOYE HOYE HOYE HOYE HOYE, the infamous Dupatta scene π *starts singing: Mar Dala, Allah...mar dala* π Too many songs today π³ Very well shot, excellent timing for it, IT WAS PERFECT π Of course Mahi was played! π³ Why does Geet still call him SIR? π€£ He isn't her boss anymore π UNLESS she want him to be βΊοΈ kyun bay kuriye tryna seduce Maan are we?
π Watch this scene, I have watched it I think 7 times but seriously it just mesmerized me π *HYPERVENTILATES......thud....FAINTS* π Kurri says Sir meri dupatta jhoriye, but really what that meant was dupatta jhoriye aur mujhay pakriye ππ Maan says nahi choronga toh? π²π²π² HAILAAAAA *wacks herself....thud...FAINTS* π OHMIGOSH OHMIGOSH OHMIGOSHHHH Maan is in full XXXrated mood, DAYUMMMM X5 π its my lucky day π isn't it everyday? 
Maan me and you, OUTHOUSE tonight, just one on one action ONLY kinna zabardast idea haiga π Ohmigoshhhh did anyone notice Maan feeling the dupatta, I mean the way he didn't let go and kept walking towards Geet *faints* π I loved how in the end he pulled her in and grabbed the dupatta like it was meant to be in his hands βΊοΈ I won't do justice to this if I explain, it was a Perfect Magical Maneet in itself therefore just watch and enjoy! π Although I can get Xrated with it π Loved how Geet closed her eyes when Maan was close to her, it does affect Geet to when Maan is close eh, her dil goes dhak dhak too then π I was starting to think she's a robot π³ One thing I don't get is what Maan was thinking of doing after getting close to Geet? I mean it drives me INSANE beyond the limits of insanity when he does these little things and I'm left wondering what he had intended to do π Like the office dream scene and the dupatta bumping there, and today's dupatta feeling and moving closer as if he had some very very NAUGHTY Xrated intentions towards Geet π


Punjaban,π³ Kutay π & Closeness of Maneet βΊοΈ
Why did Maan tell Geet to leave? He loves it really π the attention of a PUNJABAN Geet π Look at Geet tryna threaten Maan with the WADAY WADAY Kutay, who was she going to call Tommy or Naintara? I say Naintara she's more dog-like π€£ Maan says Savitriji ko kutay pasand nahi! π²π² KYAAAAA? Then what is Naintara doing in the Haveli π€£ Lock her in the dog house, TORCH THE DOGHOUSE, BALLE BALLE CHAK DE PHATTEππ Cute Threatening session between Maneet π I loved the way Maan kept moving towards Geet with that look in his eyes βΊοΈ whereas Geet's voice went highpitched and then the security guards threat π UFFFFF meray rabba yeh larki bhi na? Innay wadi wadi chalagein laga rehi hai hawa mein..*desi accent* CONTROL PEENJI π Your not spider-man! Lies won't get you anywhere π Look at Geet when she said she'll make shor and call everyone, she looked like she was going to faint π Soo cute but Maan being so sure of himself π³ says go ahead no one can listen to you ππ OOOOOO look at Mr Smart π look at how sure of himself he is π *jealous face* Geet π I so wanted to be in her place π³ I mean I would've made mine and Maan's OUTHOUSE FANTASY into FINAL FANTASY βΊοΈβΊοΈπ I bet Maan had that in mind! π Geet was going to leave except Maan blocks her from going....just like Hoshiyarpur Tree scene π *THUD...FAINTS...DIES...GETS ELECTROCUTED AND COMES BACK ALIVE* π€£ OUFFFFFFFF MANEET MAR SUTIYA βΊοΈβΊοΈ They are defo going to be the death of me Mein bechari bachi, inn kay liye no sleep, food or water
WHAT? its the truth and nothing but the truth π but anyways WHAT DID MAAN SINGH KHURANA HAD IN MIND? WHAT WAS HE GOING TO DO? I swear imma go crazy π no I was literally pulling my hair thinking AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH MUNDYAY NAY INNAY XRATED KHAYALAAT! π Meh chado, bacha is learning for me afterall so i should be proud ππ³ although I'm not happy with him stopping half way π‘ KHOTAYYYYY I taught you the art of passion and this is how you repay me? π Adhi murgi ke tarah katay huay scenes? ππ CHALO today no limit, watch when I get to that OUTHOUSE, BWOY you better be ready or else ππ‘ NO EXCUSES strictly down to our XXXness fun πβΊοΈβΊοΈ TICK TICK BOOM, TAKE ME TO YOUR BEDROOM
Maneet's PHONELY conversation π
Hehe Geet threatens Maan with Savitri Devi's name, *starts singing: ahun ahun ahun, de de de de, ahun ahun ahun, ahun ahun ahun ahun ahun ahun ahun* ππ random song, *rolls eyes at herself* Maneet play tig tig with the phone, the person without the phone is on π Maan is being demanding AGAIN DAYUM BWOY *desi accent turned english* CONTROL YOUR RAGING HORMONES, Idiot your stealing my limelight and my job π But since your asking for the phone, I have one, do you want it? I'll bring it...*runs to Maan's OUTHOUSE without the phone* π Loved how Geet was being sarcatic about Maan coming into her room at night and her not calling Savitri devi π€£ her actions were hilarious!π That laugh π Drashti seriously is doing an excellent job like always π Really loved the comedy aspect of the episode! Along with the zing of romance ππ³ Maan wants Geet to BHAGO....reminds me of mine and Karan BHAGG KARAN TU BHAG JA moment π€£π€£ Kurri nahi nassi π Did Maan wanna play tig again? π BABY BWOY you can play it with me, you be the victim and i'll be the predator ππ *cheetah pose* RAWWWWWRRRRRRR βΊοΈ KHULAM KHULA pyar karengay βΊοΈπ Maan is demanding again, Geet isn't giving in! π Really enjoyed it when Maan grabs the phone and Geet starts to hit him on his hand to let go ππ KURIYEEEE control π Munda gabru jawan haiga lekin tussi munday tay sar vich already mar chukay ho, jis ti wajah toon munday nay screw dheelay ho gaye, ab kuch nahi bacha, maaf kar do munday nu ππ I bet she would've love to hit him with her danda once more π but Maan being Maan wants the PHONE π OYEEEE HOYE BALLE BALLE he grabs wifey's hand behind her and then seals the deal with the other hand too βΊοΈβΊοΈβΊοΈShoooo Shweet π³π
Mahi starts playing and dono bachay aik dosoray ne aankhein vich gum sum, gazing with those BIG eyes ππ *starts singing: gum shudaaaaaaa gum shudaaaa*π *bangs head on table*π my jealous streak π lucky wifey Geet ππ³ So Maan manged to wrestle the phone out of Geet's hand π³ Both come out of their MANEET trance, Geet feels the attraction between her and Maan, she once again puts her hand on her mouth in disbelief! βΊοΈπ³ Don't worry Geet he wasn't going to kiss you on the lips although I'm not sure π Munda was *desi accent* OUT OF CONTROL, he couldn't control his feelings π Don't worry we're in the same boat darling, whenever I'm in the OUTHOUSE Munda is a total beast π Although I enjoy the OUT OF CONTROL Maan 

YUM YUM JALEBI MAAN & his wipped cream and chocolate πβΊοΈβΊοΈ DOUBLE DAYUM! He's is just HAWT, I'm soo having a phone scene with him, we can turn it into a shower scene later on π€£*starts singing: TU cheez bari hai mast mast tu cheez bari hai mast* π So last bit Munda at last PHINALLY reveals to Geet that Savitri Devi is his Dadima. THANK YOU GOD, I swear I was going to bang my head on a wall, Inni DAIR? ππ Why didn't Maan just say it before? π It was only a couple of words π & I was sick of writing SD, I wanted to say Dadima π Geet's face is saying Meri Kismat he changi nahi haigi ππ I bet she will start doing this action in the next episode She looked like a total kid, shooo cute! π³ Maan was really rubbing it in though whilst saying MERI Dadi, haan toh Maan mainay kab kaha kay Mr CHOPRA ki Dadi hai π€£π€£ Obviously we're talking about YOUR DADI ππ Keep her for heavens sake π We don't want her! Just make sure you don't bring YOUR Dadi to the OUTHOUSE for our XNESS ADVENTURES! We don't wanna scar her ππ
The best bits about today was defo the funny music they kept giving for Maneet, it made the scenes quite entertaining! So CVs well done π
Star of the show - The Door, Phone & Dupatta, but Dupatta wins π bohat competition tha π
Action of the day - Maneet's Dupatta & Phone scene π
Comedy goes to - Geet and her ulti sedhi baatein π€£π€£ no seriously π
Expressions today - Geet for defo, & Maan for his disbelief expression π
Precap
Geet says how can throw her out when the job is Dadi & so is the room, Maan says he will surely kick her out π *PFFFFTTTT YEAH RIGHT, how you gonna kick your saath janmoon wali WIFEY out?* π Geet is like we'll see - Maneet are fighting over the kambal, they are playing the ITS MINE GAME *HAT JAO SARAY π ITS MINEEEEEE π GIMMIE IT, Along with Maan π³π* Geet whilst getting too takatwar falls and her scream is soo hilarious! π€£
So guys another AMAZING episode but BAKWAS Bumping π if you thought it was lacking something do let me know, I shall go off now and will come back later! π
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