most of you know im Asma
Faz: partner in crime/shishta/twin/future wifey
were gonna move to cali marry & be like ellen&porscha😆
since faz cant do BT for couple of days..
imma try to do the impossible and do a bumming topic yeeeyyyee.
why impossible? BECAUSE I HATE WRITING SO MUCH!
CAR RIDE:
OOO geet got the guts to turn off the button in MAAN SINGH KHURANA car's😲
maan is smiling about geet & her dhabba .. UFFF THAT SMILE IS SO SEXY its like i can just cut it off and make out with the mouth 24/7 YEEOOWWERSS😉😆
i love how maan makes those expressions after hes stopped daydreaming/nightdreaming about geet he has the expressions like "WHOO DIED"🤣
geet is like naahh sirr you dont have the GUTS to go to a dhabba.. geet your saying this to a person who beat the crap outta brij😆 and than maan compares it to his "jungle" times AHAHHA i found that so funny like he tryna imply he some babaric cavemen junglee person that has been living on land for centuries🤣dhabba vs jungle? whos for the win? YOU DECIDE 😆 DAMNNNN GEET you should have said YOUR TOO SCARED TO ADMIT YOU LOVE ME instead of turnin that car around to go to a dhabba(how did he even find a dhabba so FAST too😕😆) OOOOO a secret revealed MAAN SINGH KHURANA does undercover dhabba times🤣 nways beside from my lame jokes i was saying maan would have turned his car around & took it to his OUTHOUSE TAANN TANN TAAA .. yes the same OUTHOUSE me&faz go everyday to get some action from maan YEOOWERSS😉 we would have had seen a somee booggyywooggyy scene btwn maan&geet😆😉
DHABBA:
when they get there maan is just like WHAATHEHEELL😕😆 i would have been too just look at that dhabba it got no poles to grind on no big beds... you get the point😆 .. that darnn carpet scene LOOLL maan couldnt even walk properly in that placee!
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA this i found HALRIOUS maan is being all cool and hes about to sit down & than BAAMMMM he falls slips stuck w/e in that sitting thingy & geet was all like😆
than some random dude comes & starts speaking so fast & maan is like wheres the menu he was like I AM THE MENU🤣
hollyy crappp geet orders all that & maan is just like OMGG MY WEIGHT😲😆
and geet thought that was LESSS🤣 i think he was already in the stage to pull out his beautiful hair😆😆
and than sardar & his family come maan is like who the hell are these retarded people🤣
they say sasrikal to him & hes like "hmm" I LOVE IT THAT HES SOO RUDE😆
OYEEE HOYEE LITTLE MUNDA tells maan to strip his cloths off get it STRIP😉😆
DAYUMMM geet maybe you should have told me he would have gone tottal all stripped out for you baby😉 and i hated that jacket too🤣 its too feminine for maan .. its shines FOR GODSAKESS😆😆 and geet has that perverted smile on her face AAHAH shes prolly thinkin oo laa llaaaallaa get too see that sexybody of his havent since it since the day we met😉 iknow what i was thinkin more like doing all i was LICKKKINNG MY LIPSSS😳😉
the little mundas wanan take a ride in his car & maan is likee WHTTAAHEL😆
baby you can give me a ridee i like the backkseatt😉
i love that geet is enjoying herself and maan is giving her dirty looks🤣
maan is like are those kids of police people😆😆 good jobb kidsss its good practice for maan cause geet kid gonna be just like geet he has to control that kid too along with the mommy😆
AWWW MAAN SAID HE DONT LIKE KIDS dw baby you'll change your mind when geet kid is born😉
FOOD:
okay honestly when the food came i was like ERRR🤢 it looked soo nastylooking😆 i dont blame maan it looked NAASSTTAYYYY😆 imagine the fatt he dont wanna get fatt he love his body thats why he does his martial arts/ working out thing so much (hmm i never understood what he actually does when hes shirtless🤣)
HAND WASH:
maan wants to wash his hand .. you can come to me ill wash your whole body😉DAMMMNN! ..
maan is like i have to wash my hands like that😲? and the random dude is like nahi want to do it in chandigrah?🤣 i love the sarcasm in this drama😆😆! maybe maan gets his sarcasm lessons from him i told you HES BEEN TO HIS DHAABBA BEFORE thats why he found on so easily🤣
random dude offers his scarf thingy for drying?! EWWWWW🤣 yes thats what maan was thinking & i dont blame him thats just straight up DISGUSTING .. you dont know where that scarf might have been🤢🤣! he maybe cleaned his nose with it AHHAHA EWWWWW🤢🤢
and miss geet is so enjoying herself SHES EVIL I TELL YOU EVILLL😆😆!
geet is like you can dry it by whiping it on your cloths maan is about to do when he realizes WHAATTEHLL😲 ..again😆! oh comee on thats prolly a fake indian Armani suit dont wanna ruin that🤣!
AHAHAHHHAH you should have seen maan face when the random dude was coming with the water and his fingers were inside it EWWWWWW😲🤢🤣 at first i was likee OMGGG crap is dev here😕 honestly maan faces turned like he saw something he shouldnt havee🤣
and that dramatic music was on in the backgroundd when the water was coming AHAHHA so ektaastylee!😆😆 like his scarf you dont know where his hands were🤢😆 maybe up his nose diggin for goldd🤣 that water scene was just nassstyy man wouldnt drink it LOOL!
AHAHHAH maans face was halrious while he was watching everyone eat.. so gross though how people were eating🤢 it was liek watching dev&naintara love scene once again🤢🤢 i never eat with my hands so i found it NAASSSTAYYYY ... im with you on this journey munddaa maan🤣
than the sardar burps after drinking his laasi & whipes his mustache EWWWW😆🤣
i feel so bad for maan how is he bearing all this🤣 dw ill make you feel better later sexy😉
MIRCHI LOVE:
OMGGGG maan starts to eat mirchi for GEET😲 to prove to GEET😲
EEPP AWWWWWWWWWWW😍😍
first of all he looked so DAMNNN FYNEE when he was eating it like a PRO HOMIE😎
and i loved how geet was telling maan to stop SOOO SWEET i swear his girl cares so much👏
EEPPP geet stops maan from eating she grabs his handd😃😃😍!
AWWWWW maan was all teary honestly he looked like a cutiee a little baby for onceee ... i can see it the future he will cry for geet and his tears are gonan bring us tears .. hes goonna be a good crier?LOL😍 honestly it was soo cutee how maan lookeed! he was bearing all those mirchi for GEEETT😍
still holding on to his hand.. with the other hand geet gives him the laasi SHESSS OFFERING HERSELF😲 shes feeding him the water? w/e something like that😆 SOOO DARNNN CUTEE!
maan eyes for once looked so soft & im sure i saw some tears his eyes were twinklingg TOTALL CUTIEEPIEE I SWEARRR😃😍! it was such wifey&hubby scene😃😃! me&faz gonna have cute wifey&wifey moments like that too😉🤣
EEPPPP DAYUMM GIRL YOUR FAST! .. geet than wipes the laasi stache off his facee😲 DAYUMMM girl so close to his SEXY LIPSS😉 i would have used my mouth to clean that & than get carried away and kiss everywheree & i mean EVERYWHERE😉😆
BHANGRA:
OYEEEE HOYEEEE CHAKK DEEE!
my kind of scene i love too danceee so i loved the bhangra scene.
AWWW geet looked so ADORABLE dancing she had this innocent smilee and was soo happy😃 in YOUR FACCEEE DEVVVV you think this world revolves aroundd youu well i got to words for ye: SUCKK ITT😉🤣!
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MAAN JOINS IN THE DANCEE TOOO😲😲
DAMNNNN PUTTTHH you gott somee fynee movesss gooo maan its yoo birthdayyy party like its yoo birthday😎😆!
maybe maan can teach me some of his moves in his OUTHOUSEEEE *lickss lipss*
DAMNN he looked soo SEXYYYYYY i could just eat him .. nvm already done that😉
and the best part was HE LOOKED SOOO HAPPY😃 i lovee that smile of his it looks so gorgeous on him!😍
and geet was happy too she was appreciating maan shes seeing different sides of him & its impressing her; YAAA maan thats it thats how you impress the ladies😉
DEV:
okay honeslty whats the point of him?
WHO CARES NO ONE WANTS TO SEE HIM!
all those years i have watched ekta dramas i would sit there and watch her puja scenes which lasted the whole episode🤣 BUT dev i cant stand even for one second -SKIPPPPP and when i did stop i stopped at the part where pinkys dad is swearing at dev🤣🤣 another birtday today: goo pinkys dad its yoo birthdayy party like its your birthdayyy😉🤣THATS HOW YOU DO IT!
wtffff dev your such a wuss you almost got your butt whooped by like a 50yr old YOUR SO SADDD like go jump off a bridge or something ILL HELP YOU since your so RETARDED🤣!
LOVESCENE:
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WHAAATTTT THEEE HELLLLLL OHHHMMYGODDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!
geet is dancing all dripped clothing clinging to body DAYUMM GIRLL you tryna seduce the mundaa ehh😉
MAAN is soo LOST IN HERRR .. ITS OFFICAL TODAY IS THE DAY or tomm? ITSSS DONEE ITS OVEER HES IN LALLAAAALOVEEEEEEE!
AHHHHHHHHHH EPPPPP I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY ABOUT THIS SCENE LIKEEE OMGGGGGGGGGG!
he comes out tottally turned on that guy is turned on he wantss her NOWWWWW! hes ready to sweep her off her feet!
THEEE HUGGGGGGGG AHHHHHHHH THATS PURE LOVE PUREE LOVE I TELL YOU
how hes holding her SOOO TIGTHLLYY i would feel so safe in his arms SUCH STRONG MASCLUINEE ARMSSS
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I HAVE NO WORDS JUST: PURRREEEEEE LA LA LOVE SCENEEE!
okay i prolly made SO MANY MISTAKES prolly MISSED SO MANY SCENES
but i like to tell you which will make ALL you HAPPY:
this is my FIRST & LAST BUMPING TOPIC!
im NEVER doing this crap again🤣
iunno how the hell you do this faz this is tortureee!
but come on people no need to throw any chapals by chapals i mean heels too or any kind of footwear🤣
HEYYYY be nice or im not gonna invite you to my wedding with faz🤣
HIT the LIKE BUTTON: get it "HIT" like you can "HIT" ME🤣
i crackk myself up *sighh*
p.s can someone call the docter.. i need my hands attached to my body again!😳😆
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